I jumped out of my window. I was doing good. Then my sister grabbed me from the first floor window. She dragged me up the stairs and harshly tossed me my room. I picked up my mace and my sister had. her slingshot. She was high most of  tube and we shades made her mostly blind, but she never missed. We Strifed. One Strife later, she left and I felt my phone going off.

~anotherCooldude began talking to gruesome catastrophe at 4:05~

AC: Kat

AC: Kaaat

AC: Katy Twenton answer me this instant.

~gruesomeCatastrophe connected at 4:55~

AC: there you are

GC: Yes, hello Jack.

GC: I assume you're well?

AC: well, i would be if

GC: What?

AC: oh, nothing.

GC: Jack Buckets, tell me right this instant.

AC: well, it's just...

AC: would you mind...

AC: if, um,

GC: COME ON MAN, SPIT IT OUT!

AC: go check the damn mail.

GC: MUST I REMIND ALL OF MY COMPANIONS NOT TO USE VULGAR?! I THINK OF YOU NOT AS A FRIEND, BUT AS A BROTHER. DO YOU WANT TO LOSE THAT RIGHT? BECAUSE AT THE RATE ALL OF YOU ARE GOING, I WON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. DO YOU WANT THAT? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? FOR ME TO BE ALL ALONE, WITH NO ONE AS MY FRIEND. JUST ALONE. FINE. I SEE HOW IT IS. I CAN UNDERSTAND WHEN I'M NOT WANTED. I USED TO LOOK AT YOUR DARK GREEN TEXT AND THINK TO MYSELF "My dearest friend is talking to me! Horrah!" BUT NOW, NOW YOU ARE JUST NOTHING! NOTHING TO ME. NOTHING. NADA. ZILTCH. NUFFINK. AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR HIDEOUSLY RUDE LANGUAGE. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TRIGGERING SUCH LANGUAGE IS. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE I CONSIDERED MY OWN BROTHER WOULD DO SUCH A THING. I AM JUST SHOCKED. JUST...SHOCKED. UTTERLY FLABBERGHASTED.

AC: my dearest, friend

AC: GET. OVER. IT.

AC: jesus, Kat

GC: My, my, my...

AC: your, your, your what?

GC: Haha!

AC: hey, anything for a KAT-kri. lol

GC: What?

AC: kat-kri? ya know instead of kankri?

GC: What IS it with you people and referring to me as a "Kankri"?

AC: nvm.

AC: just check your mail and get it.

GC: Alright. I bid you a good day.

AC: peace out brother.

~anotherCooldude ceased talking to gruesomeCatastrophe at 5:24~

I held my mace in my hand as i jumped out of my window. Without a parachute. I landed easily on all fours. After all, Kats always land on their feet. I took a step toward my mailbox when I felt something was wrong. I shook off the feeling. I grabbed the game and installed it.