https://youtu.be/1Grdre8LK5U

Me: (Qui-Gon's method) Listen to yourself!  I know you're in there!  Please...

Mario: Bowser, snap out of it!  Remember all the cooking shows we put together?!  Remember those and snap out of it!

Black Bowser: The old Bowser is GONE!

Me: (Black lightning surrounds me) Your funeral, then...

https://youtu.be/FARVvsMYMsI

???: Need some help?  Just use me as a shield!

Me: Whassup, Huey?!

(The fight has been going on for one hour, and then Team Karma shows their ugly mugs!)

Manfred: Hahahahahahahaha!  You fail to realize... WE were the ones who covered Bowser in paint in the first place! (Presses button, Bowser faints)

(A few moments lay-tair...)

Bowser: (Snaps out of his corruption) What's going on?!

Me: Team Karma and Team Plasma was corrupting you with the black paint!  You've been nothing but their puppet!  And once you served your purpose, they cut your strings and you're been left as dust to them!

Bowser: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! (Breathes fire, the paint comes off and the strings snap)

Me: Of COURSE!  The varnish makes the paint flammable!  You're turning it into paint thinner!  Keep breathing fire!

Manfred: Oh, fuck.

Bowser: Here's a good-bye present, Manfred!

https://youtu.be/spR5lmxVNIc

(Just imagine Dark Bowser as the role of Manfred Von Karma...)

Black Paint Parasite: You haven't seen the last of me! (Possesses the self-destruct switch, presses)

Me:

https://youtu.be/5mR1EzTK-7k

Drawcia: RUN!

InfiniteTheEdge: Of course Manfred would pull something like this!

Me: Efferyvun in!  NOW!

Future Comet: No need to tell me twice!

(After the castle exploded...)

https://youtu.be/hGB1X4myf10

Me: What happened back there, Bowser?

Bowser: It was HORRIBLE!  They forced the black paint on me!  I've never been so violated in my life! (Sobs)

Me: It's over now, Bowser... (Turns to everyone) Who wants Taco Bell... ON ME?!

Everyone else:

https://youtu.be/Xm_TXfiCGqo

Viger: Gotta get myself some chalupas!  Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!