Seriously yall aint ready for this crackheads

"Moooooommmm! Why'd you clean room! Im so mad at you! Daaad you ruined my life!"

"Yea and you're ruining my ear drums hush child." Taehyung smirked a lopsided box smile at the insult to his purposely off key singing. "That's the point chimin."

"You're should sing for re- "I HATE MY MOM! I HATE MY DAD! I HATE MY DOG! I HATE MY CAT! I HATE EVERYTHING AND IT HAT-"

"LisTen here child. You're loud and we are suppose to be studying." Jimin said, his 'daddy mode' (as tae called it) on.

Taehyung plops down on the bed a small pout on his lips. Jimin stared at taehyung for a hard long-way before putting his lips on taes as a sign of love.

Taehyung turned a shade of pink before pushing jimin off the bed. "HA! Your cute all mad n flustered." Jimin comments, earning a smack from taehyung.

"This is why poeple think we are dating." Taehyung said looking away blush still on his face. "We are platonically married." Jimin said with a 'duh face'

"UrGh im leaving." Taehyung said and jimin eyes widen, "want me to come with?" He said and taehyung shook his head "I'm just getting gummy bears." Taehyung siad before throwing a Gucci jacket. "Bye!" He said flashing his boxy smile.

~~~~~~~~timeskip~~~~~~~

Taehyung walked into the store and was surpised to see jungkook and (who he called his other dad) jin. " hey!" He called out to the two but was only recognised by jin who rushed to his 'taebaby'. Taehyung ignore the little sting in his chest and put on a brave face.

"Hi jinnie." He said a faint smile gracing his pink lips. "Jin come on." He heard jungkook soft voice call. Taehyung still kept on a smile. "Bye you guys." And only jin waved. It wasn't that taehyung liked the boy or anything, its just that he hated be ignored.

He had been teased for it, he had been called 'needy and odd', so he decided to be tough but on a smile. Like a good boy. But that isnt why he had become a jock.

He just thought those men looked so hot running, covered in sweat. They had looked so cool! His big eyes twinkled as he watched the TV. He wanted to be hot and cool! His eyes filled with determation small fists clenched.

He remembers telling a slightly taller yoogni and jimin that he was gonna be a jock. "Tae tae you're to soft for that." Jimin said with a small pout, "Me on the other hand." Jimin siad with a smile  (Jimin had always been buffer than the 2)

Taehyung rolled his eyes. Yoogni who saw hope in the soft boy had taught him and often helped jimin but taehyung was his main focus.

Taehyung was almost as good as yoogni, jimin abit behind. Taehyung had grown taller than the two, but sometimes acted as if he was shorter though.

Taehyung smiled at the memory before buying his gummy bears and walking out the store. "Jimin! I'm home!~" Taehyung called as he made it in the house with a stupid smile cause he knows jimin hates it when he does that.

Jimin's small legs moved like fire as he made his way to kick taehyung in the shin. "Ouch! Jiminnnnn" Taehyung whined hoping up and down on the non- injured leg. "You can't keep doing that you muscle child." Taehyung whined.

Jimin eyes filled with worry. He pushed taehyung lightly on the couch, taehyung laying on his back. He looked up eyes innocent and confused. Jimin got down on his knees his jimin's face practically in bewteen his thighs.

Taehyung who had turned out pretty innocent still didn't understand what was he doing. "What are you doing."

"Hush babe." He said and rolled up taehyungs pant leg to see if he left a bruise. He saw blue- blackish brushes and winced. "I'm sorry baby I won't kick you anymore. " Jimin apologized with a pout.

Jimin got up and sat in taehyungs lap. "You are forgiven but no gummy bears!" Taehyung said a smile big on his small face as he watched jimin's eyes widen almost comically. "Taaaeeee." That's not fair!"

"Yes it is man child!" Taehyung siad wrapping his arms around jimin's waist and fell back, so jimin's head was on taehyungs chest.

"Whatever you can't resist me, you're gonna give me some."

Taehyung pouted already knowing that it's the truth. "AwE did I offend you baby?" Jimin said, (tae had a habit to pout when upset).

Taehyung shook his head in denial, angrily shoving a lemon gummy bears into his mouth.

"Tae~ lemme get one." Jimin said and taehyung shimmied out from under jimin so he didn't have to face him. That way he wouldn't be swayed by the want in jimin's eyes. Taehyung dashed for the stairs, jimin followed him,

Fear crawled at Taehyungs insides as he heard the hard and fast steps of jimin's feet. He looked behind him and saw jimin behind him. Excitement built up as well, but the fear was overwhelming majority of the excitement. Taehyung was almost tired and his stomach twists and cramped begging him to stop but fear and excitement caused him to keep running.

The fear and excitement combined and a loud scream mixed with laughter slipped out of his mouth. Taehyung has meet with a dead end his heart pounded as turned around to see jimin rushing towards him.

Fear overpowered excitement and a loud scream flipped through his mouth as jimin cornered him. And yes, taehyung was afraid when people ran behind him. That's what made him a better player.

Jimin snatched the bag out his big hand a smirk played out on his plump lips. "You really shouldn't run with something that someone wants, they'll chase it. And you're scared of that." Jimin got on his tippy toes to kiss taehyungs nose and left with a shit eating smile.

With taehyungs gummy bears in hand,

Taehyung snapped back into reality as he realized his snack was gone. "Hey!" He was tempted to run but his heart pounced to loud and fast in his chest and his stomach twisted itself and he was gasping for air, unable to match his breathing.

"Share!" He called out lazily following jimin deciding against running.