Emma: Hello everybody!

Robin: Why you always say that, woman?

Emma: It's uh- kinda my thing?

Louis: Lame thing if you ask me...

Harry: Louis! Be nice.

Robin: Yeah papa, be nice!

Emma: Anyway, it's time for the questions, thank you for sending them! Louis, we start with yours!

Louis: Yes, hear that? I'm first, queens always go first!

Harry: They come first too...

Louis: Hush.

Louis

@lazy-tommo: You cute, adopt me??

Louis: Haaaaz? Do you think we should adopt a dog?

Harry: I don't know, I'm more into cats, so...

Louis: Thanks, babe. So no, we won't adopt you, but thanks for the compliment!

@5sos43v3r: Are you a hedgehog?

Louis: You think that's funny? You think I'm small? Harry, they are bullying me again!

Harry: Babe, I think they're right... I mean, you are small and adorable, just like a hedgehog. I think it's cute.

Louis: Okay, if you think it's cute... Okay I'm a hedgehog.

@hiyaitslarry: Do you have stubble?

Louis: Of course I do, I'm a man!

Harry: *cough* Princess *cough*

@donothole: Can you put 24 jelly beans up your ass?

Louis: I can put 24 jelly beans up your ass.

@queen5BrokenScene: Hey Lou, are you more scared or more happy to have another baby?

Louis: I was really scared for Harry's reaction to me being pregnant, that's why I didn't want to go to the doctor, 'cause I thought he would leave like... but he's been so supportive and happy about it, all I can do is smile. He's with me through the morning, afternoon and night sickness, people who tell you it's only during the mornings are fucking liars, and yeah, I'm just really excited for the baby.

@TommoxLouaf: Louis would you slap Niall and kiss Harry for a billion rupees? 🤔🤔🤔

Louis: Rupees are money right? I mean I'd slap Niall and snog Harry for free so count me in!

Emma: Thank you, Louis, that was all for you! Up next, mr Froggy Styles!

Harry: Excuse you?

Emma: Enough with the sass, Styles, you ain't  no Tomlinson.

Harry

@lazy_tommo: Will you and Louis adopt me?? I feel like Robin would like me 💕

Harry: Uh I think Lou already said no so uh- I mean, you're probably really nice and I don't want to offend you but we already have Robin and with the new baby and uh- we are thinking of adopting a cat so... maybe?

Louis: Bitch, I said no, so it is no.

Harry: *Shrugs* Happy wife, happy life.

@hiyaitslarry: Do you want babies?

Harry: I already have babies, but a new baby would really be the cherry on top. I can't wait to have something that resembles both Louis and I, but I promised to myself I wouldn't forget Robin, I mean she really stole my heart when she first called me daddy and I  feel like she's mine as well. I couldn't be happier with my babies.

@donothole: How long is your dick?

Harry: Bigger than 24 jelly beans, that's for sure.

@tommoxlouaf: Harry, I have a rainbow lightsaber! Do you want it?

Harry: I-

Louis: Oh he already got one of those 😏

Emma: Next up is the cutest girl in this story and no, it isn't you, Louis. Robin, do you want to answer the questions people sent you?

Robin: questons for me?

Emma: Yeah, people love you so they want to ask you stuff!

Robin

@lazy_tommo: You're adorable 😍

Robin: Thank you! It's because of me papa, daddy always say papa is adorble!

@Donothole: Do you got sauce or naw?

Robin: I likes applesauce?

Emma: Me too, Ro, me too. Anyway, it's time for the wonderful Jay!

Louis: That was like, so lame.

Jay

@hiyaitslarry: Do you think Robin will be more like Louis or Harry when she gets older?

Jay: I hope a mix of the both, they are both lovely people and I believe they raise her just right, I am sure she'll grow up to be the nicest little lady. Of course, she'll physically look like Louis, but I truly hope she'll end up as kind and respecting as Harry, Anne did a wonderful job raising him.

Louis: Are you- Are you dissing me or yourself?

@Donothole: Have you ever strolled around in a chips bag and wonder if ice cream is actually a cream?

Jay: I honestly only got one thing to say to you: Don't do drugs, stay in school.

Emma: Yeah, I don't know what she's on... But lets get the other mama in here!

Anne

@hiyaitslarry: Do you like that Robin and little Robin share a name?

Anne: I think it is adorable, I guess I just naturally fall in love with every Robin *giggles*, I mean, those big blue eyes stole my heart the minute she said she always wanted a grandpa and her eyes literally lit up! The two of them are such a cute duo.

@Donothole: If you had 3 dildos who would you give them to: Harry, Louis or Jay?

Anne: Well that is just so inappropriate, you should really think before you type, young lady. Before you put something online, imagine your grandmother reading it!

Emma: Well... I kinda made your son and his boufriend have sex in this book... Lets just move on, shall we? Robin?

Robin: Me again?

Emma: No, no I mean grandpa Robin!

Robin

@hiyaitslarry: How do you feel about you and little Robin having the same name?

Robin: I love it, it makes us closer in a way. I'm just really happy about all of this, I mean, I've been with Anne for a very long time and thus got really close to Harry and Gemma as well, they are like my own, so when Harry was down about the abortus, I was there with him. I hated to see him so down about it, so seeing him now, with Louis and Robin, it is the best thing.

@Donothole: Do you be going to baskin Robin's?

Robin: What even?

Anne and Jay: Don't even bother.

Emma: Yeah... Thanks, Robin! Next is the better Styles: Gemma Styles!

Harry: Hey!

Gemma: Muahahaha, get out of the way frogboy!

Gemma

@hiyaitslarry: HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE LITTLE ROBIN?

Gemma: SO MUCH WTF! No, I mean, she is adorable, I think she's so cute and sassy and she's as cool are her auntie so!

Harry: Yeah, Lottie is cool, right?

Gemma: Shut up, frog.

@Donothole: I once read a story about you dating Louis then he cheats on you with Harry but you were mean to Harry so I didn't feel sorry for you but it's okay now we cool.

Gemma: Are we though?

Emma: Their 'questions' just get weirder and weirder... I hope they don't scare the Tomlinson siblings off too much...

Louis' Siblings

@hiyaitslarry: Do you all love Harry?

Lottie: I think Harry is very nice, he and Lou are so cute together and how he treats Robin, he's so good with kids and he is quite handsome... You'd almost be sad he's gay.

Daisy and Phoebe: Lottie!

Doris: Hazzy has pwetty hairs!

Emma: So y'all like him?

Lottie, Fizzy, Phoebe, Daisy, Ernest and Doris: *Nods*

Emma: Great! Next are Jamie and Zayn but they only got questions for @Donothole so I'm going to just like skip them... So next is Niall!

Niall

@Donothole: Can you do split on the dick?

Niall: Well, I'm expecting my seconds child so I'd say I can do more than just splits on that dick.

@Tommoxlouaf: I just want to thank you for responding to my question on a Twitter live interview! I love and marry me already love please?! ❤️❤️😂😂

Niall: Uh- if I didn't have uh- a husband and I wasn't gay as fuck, I would maybe marry you? What's a Twitter live interview though?

Emma: Thank you, Niall, you can go now and do some more splits! Next are the most hated people on the planet, get your hands ready to clap or slap, here are the infamous bad guys of this story: Liam and Nick!

Liam

@Writingheart1989: WHY YOU KILL BABY BEACH?

Liam: Because it is my body? We were too young anyway and like it's not like I was going to stay with Harry, I mean he was a great fuck for high school, but I was going to study abroad so I would've dumped him after summer break anyway. And let me tell you, French dick is so much better.

@Donothole: Lick lick lick lick I wanna eat your dick but I can't fuck up nails so I'ma pick it up with chop sticks

Liam: Bitch, eat my ass.

Nick

@Writingheart1989: WHY LEAVE LOUIS BEACH?

Nick: I was 18, do I look like someone who's going to waste their time raising a kid they don't even fucking want? I can't believe he didn't just get it removed as normal people do.

@Donothole: Nick nick nick NICKELONDEON

Nick: Oh kay...

Emma: Alright! You both can crawl back to the dark pit of hell you came from, thanks for coming out and again showing how much of a dick you are!

Louis: BYE FELICIA!

Emma: Next up-

Louis: Hold the fuck up, is there more? We had all characters already!

Emma: There are still some questions for me...

Louis: Alright, alright, make it quick though! This shit is already longer than any of the chapters you ever written!

Emma

@adushimekov: Hi, do you wanna write as a job too? Because you are really good or is it just for fun?

Emma: At the moment it is just for fun and I don't think I actually want to be a writer as I personally don't think I got the skills to be one. I do have a bucket list though and on it is having a blog (where writing would be involved) and publishing a book for kids (with my own drawings as well)! Thanks for the compliment though!

@hiyaitslarry: How are you such a good writer! And do you have any tips?

Emma: You are an amazing writer yourself and you know it! But I suppose if I had to give anyone a tip it would be: write for you!

Writing never works if you do it against your will, so give yourself the time you need and keep it fun, if you need a break on the book, take the break. Write what you'd like to read and stay true to yourself, you won't be able to pull off someone else's writing style so find your own!

@Donothole: So I was strolling through my chocolate bar and then I remembered that I don't have a life and found your book thank you "muah"

Emma: You are a very weird and interesting person... I like it but don't really know what to do or how to respond to literally anything you say. Thanks, I think. Muah?

@queen5BrokenScene: Hey, how are you?

Emma: Today was a good day, so I'd say I'm good. I went to the dietician so that wasn't fun but one of my best friends came over later and we watched YouTube and I had her try my old clothes (including bra's, she fits in my bra that I wore when I was like 14 (I am 19 now and she's 21)) which was fun!Thanks for asking! How are you?

Emma: That was it! Thank you for all your questions and a big thumbs up if you actually read it all!

I want to apologise if an answer from the 'Characters' offended you, please do tell me jf you thought any of it was too rude.

Next chapter will hopefully be up tomorrow but I'm not sure as I got some busy days ahead!

Questions for you, my beautiful readers:
- Did you like this?
- What would be your ideal next chapter?
- Do you have any other books you are enjoying right now?

I am reading this amazing book which I'd love to promote here if you let me:

It is a Larry fanfic written so beautifully by a really sweet person, she honestly doesn't know how good of a writer she really is! So give it some loving! princessblou I think this kind of promo deserves another update 😏💕

X Emma