Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door."
No, its much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...

Oh, well, in fact,
Well, I'll look at this
I mean technically our marriage is saved,
Well, this calls for a toast,
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I'd chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again!

I'd chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again!

(If you are watching the official video, then blank the word god out)