Patrick- peTE I THINK MY ARM IS BROKEN
Pete- HOLY SHIT I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL OH M Y  G O D

vs

Brendon- ryAN I THINK MY ARM IS BROKEN
Ryan- you dumb fuck how's you do that

I don't even know- it made me laugh till I got cramps so *waves hand* here you go

As you can see, I'm on a Pinterest binge- lots of more jokes comin' up (I think)