Chat Room: E D G Y + One

Created by LifeIsBS^-^

Includes LifeIsBS^-^, RavenCondemned, BadassCarnivore 

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RavenCondemned has logged on

RavenCondemned: Oz, are you back from school yet? How are you? >///<

BadassCarnivore has logged on

BadassCarnivore: I'm fine, THANKS FOR ASKING

RavenCondemned: I don't give a shit how you are 

BadassCarnivore: Ur a fucking asshole 

RavenCondemned: Lmao go fuck yourself 

LifeIsBS^-^ has logged on

LifeIsBS^-^: Gil! Stop being mean to Alice! :( 

RavenCondemned: But Oz! DDD: She always deserves it! She's probably too dumb to even process what I'm saying to her!!!!

BadassCarnivore: If I'm dumb it's ur fault, ur a teacher at my school u fucktard 

RavenCondemned: I'M A HOME EC TEACHER!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT IF YOU'RE DUMB! ONLY IF YOU'RE BAD AT SEWING, COOKING, CLEANING, ETC.! WHICH YOU ARE! You're bad at literally everything!

BadassCarnivore: Lmfao ur so fucking gay 

LifeIsBS^-^: Guys I'm still here 

RavenCondemned: Why does everyone think I'm gay? I'm not gay! I just have excessively high standards, thus justifying my lack of interest in my suitors!

BadassCarnivore: Using big words doesn't make u straight 

RavenCondemned: YEAH I KNOW. BEING STRAIGHT MAKES YOU STRAIGHT

RavenCondemned: I'M STRAIGHT 

BadassCarnivore: Lol no can I rip ur throat out

LifeIsBS^-^: MAYBE I SHOULD CUT MY WRISTS

LifeIsBS^-^: YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN FUCKED LIKE THIS 

BadassCarnivore: Holy shit

RavenCondemned: ...!!!!

RavenCondemned: OZ! Do not cut your wrists! Ever! Do you need me to come over there right now?! 

RavenCondemned: And fucked like what? WHO FUCKED YOU 

RavenCondemned: ARE YOU OKAY

LifeIsBS^-^: I'm borderline happy and I'm borderline sad, I'm borderline good and I'm borderline bad...

RavenCondemned: Oz, seriously! Give me a straight answer! Are you alright? Do you need me?!

BadassCarnivore: Lmao STRAIGHT answer 

RavenCondemned: FUCK YOU THIS IS SERIOUS 

LifeIsBS^-^: I hope I never wake up. It's not enough...

RavenCondemned: That's it. I'm coming over. I'm texting you while I'm getting into my car and driving to your house. 

BadassCarnivore: ...

RavenCondemned: Well, ALICE?! Are you coming? Do you give a shit about your best and only friend?! 

BadassCarnivore: Oh, I totally give a shit about Oz

BadassCarnivore: Not u tho

RavenCondemned: ARE YOU COMING

BadassCarnivore: ...

LifeIsBS^-^: Wait, something doesn't feel right...No, something seems wrong...and I've been feeling this way for far too long...

RavenCondemned: OZ!

BadassCarnivore: LMFAO I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE UR SO STUPID RAVEN

RavenCondemned: What are you talking about?!

BadassCarnivore: Go back home, u don't have 2 go see Oz, he's literally reciting edgy songs 2 u

RavenCondemned: ...........................................................................................

RavenCondemned: OZ! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU HAD ME SO WORRIED...! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!

LifeIsBS^-^: :)

LifeIsBS^-^: Gil, are you...are you mad at me? I was just messing around with you, you know...I didn't actually mean to make you upset...;~;

RavenCondemned: It's okay Oz, it's always okay, don't worry about it, don't worry about anything, it's totally fine, I'm never mad at you ever, I love you

BadassCarnivore: Remind me how ur straight

LifeIsBS^-^: HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME

RavenCondemned: MORE THAN WORDS CAN SAY

BadassCarnivore: EW STOP 

LifeIsBS^-^: I'm stuck, self-torturing. My meds are failing me. Internal clock in smithereens, can't fix this...I'm hopeless.

RavenCondemned: ...Oz.

RavenCondemned: I know that song.

LifeIsBS^-^: You would. We're both edgy af 

RavenCondemned: I'm not edgy! Also, I just realized what time it is, shouldn't you two be sleeping

BadassCarnivore: I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD 

RavenCondemned: UGH I should've seen that coming

LifeIsBS^-^: :3

https://youtu.be/hZT4tPfWxfg

LifeIsBS^-^: I could send you links to the other songs if you want 

RavenCondemned: ...No thanks, you wore me out, I'm going to sleep

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A/N: Wow, okay, I'm cringing at this one. But it's okay! I'm sure somebody out there likes it. Right?

...No?

Whatever, I already wrote it, there's no going back now. XD