I had 8 squares of chocolate.
(like a Hershey bar but with nine squares, missing one)

MY BROTHER ASKED FOR SOME CHOCOLATE
HE TOOK MORE THAN HALF (5 squares)

LIKE WHAT THE HELL
HE SAID I ALREADY HAD.

(I HAD SHARED MOST OF MY CHOCOLATE WITH MY FAMILY)

I ONLY GOT 3 SQUARES OF MY CHOCOLATE

WHAT THE MOTHER DUCKING HELL

I'M ACTUALLY CRYING BECAUSE HE ATE MOST OF MY CHOCOLATE