Naomi_Imagine

~At lunch because that's where the magic happens XD~

P.S Italics is our text conversation

Me: *in snack line bored*

Me: HALP
DIS LINE IS TAKING FOREVER
I'M ALL ALONE

Naomi: 🐸

Me: HALP

Naomi: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN

Me: NU
Dats a frog

Naomi: Exactly

Me: YOU ARE THE FROG PEASANT

Naomi: That's a quote from the Simpsons

Me: IK

Naomi: DO U

Me: I DO

Naomi: you may now kiss the bride

Me: Who am I marrying?

Naomi: 🐸

Me: So it's the frog Princess?

Naomi: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN

Me: NU YOU AINT
YOU ARE THE 💩 QUEEN

Naomi: You are the 🐸 prince

Me: Together4ever
<3

Naomi: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN

Me: Meant2B (^з^)

Naomi: THE LIZARD QUEEN HAS ATE ALL OF HER PASTA AS YOU WERE GONE

Me: LoveU2 😘

Naomi: THE LIZARD WUEEN SENTENCE YOU TO U DEATH👵👵👵👵👵

Me: We shall be wed at midnight
👰💎💍

Naomi: No
You shall marry my son

Me: NU

Naomi: THE FROG PRINCE 🐸🐸🐗🐸🐗🐸🐗🐗🐗

Me: I SHALL MARRY YOU

Naomi: THATS GAYUYYYY

Me: NO
ITS LOVE

Naomi: LET IT GOOOOO
LETTTT OTTITITITJ GOIO

Me: LOVE IS AN OPEN DOORRRR

Naomi: ITS A LOCKED DOOR
PEOPLE WHO FALL IN LOVE TEND TO BREAK UP ITS HURTS THE HEAR AND THEEE PEOPLE ARE SAYING ITS AN OPEN DOOR BUT IN REAL LIFE YOU SLAM THE DOOR IK TYPING THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

Me: IF ITS LOCKED THEN I HAVE THE KEY TO YOUR HEART

Naomi: THIS IS WHY LIZARD QUEEN SENTECNDD YOU TO DEATH

Me: THIS IS WHY PRINCE FROG IS GONNA MARRY YOU

Naomi: BUT HE IS MY SON
THATS WORSE THAN INCEST

Me: I AM YOUR SON

Naomi: NO COMMENT

Me: FOREVER
LOVE
LOVE THAWS

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About the hospital.

I AM NOT DEAD

IT'S MY GOOD (lol why am I lying to you guys?) BIG BRO.

HE GOT AN INFECTION IN HIS LUNGS, NOSE, AND EARS

OLAY?
OLAY!

PEACE ✌️