*at lunch*

Naomi: The one book I actually like hasn't updated in like three months ;-;

Me: My name is Jeff

Naomi: *goes on wattpad* LOAD 😡

Me: My name is Jeff

Naomi: Ok can you stop?

Me: Why? Is it because my name is Jeff?

Naomi: *starts dissing about the types of books she doesn't like*

Me: *agrees*

Jenna: What you talking about? *goes away*

Naomi: Yo it's the second point of view. I don't do second point of view.

Me: I don't either.

Naomi: There are some books, that the intro is so long, I don't feel like reading.

Me: MY NAME IS JEFFF