TenWooKook

Ten:
Have you guys seen my bike?

Ten:
I didn't go out for a ride today

Woosung:
Don't look at me

Woosung:
You know I don't touch your things

Jeongguk:
👉👈

Jeongguk:
Maybe I did

Ten:
Did you go for a ride or something?

Ten:
Work being too overwhelming?

Jeongguk:
Just a bit 😅

Woosung:
Awwww, want me to make you cookies when you come back?🥺

Woosung:
Your favorite ones🥺🥺

Ten:
Please don't baby him🙄

Ten:
It's cringing my soul

Jeongguk:
I would love cookies🥺💛

Woosung:
Anything for my Bambi 💛

Ten:
I'm throwing up🤮

Jeongguk:
You're also my baby that I fucking adore

Ten:
Wow the difference 😀

Woosung:
You know you two have an..... Interesting chemistry

Ten:
Tell me about it 😑

Ten:
Fucking annoying

Jeongguk:
Excuse me?😒

Ten:
I mean I adore you so very much my cute baby🥰🥰

Jeongguk:
Ew that even made me cringe

Woosung:
I'm so done with you guys 🤣🤣

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2MinSang

Taemin:
Guys

Taemin:
I think I'm pregnant

Yeosang:
...... Huh?

Jimin:
..... Amor.....

Jimin:
You're missing a uterus to make a child

Taemin:
But I feel something in my stomach moving sometimes 😰

Yeosang:
That's this crazy thing called gas

Yeosang:
Have you not been eating well?

Jimin:
Or using the bathroom well?

Taemin:
I've been eating like a crazy mf these days

Taemin:
And have been going to the bathroom

Taemin:
Omg I'm pregnant 😰😰

Yeosang:
Baby..... It's not possible

Yeosang:
Trust me, you're not pregnant

Jimin:
Yeah..... Trust us, you're probably sick

Taemin:
Morning fucking sickness omg and my moods have been unstable and I feel my stomach growing

Taemin:
Omg..... Guys

Taemin:
We're going to have a kid😨

Taemin:
I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THE DOUBLE PENETRATION!😤

Yeosang:
Taemin...... For the love of-

Yeosang:
You're not pregnant!😡

Jimin:
This is too amusing for me to take seriously I'm sorry 😂

Taemin:
You guys think I'm overreacting huh

Taemin:
Get ready to fucking pay for child support then!😤

Yeosang:
Baby please

Yeosang:
It's not biologically possible for you to get pregnant

Yeosang:
You're probably stressed 😤

Jimin:
Or are you hinting something

Taemin:
Which set do you guys like the most for me to order?

Taemin:

Taemin:

Taemin:
I personally like the first one and tried to pick unisex clothes

Yeosang:
TAEMIN!

Yeosang:
You're fucking scaring me!

Yeosang:
Ain't no way I want no kids right now!

Jimin:
I personally like the second one though🤔

Taemin:
I was thinking that one too

Taemin:
But it doesn't come with the cute hats 😔

Jimin:
That's what made the whole outfit cute in the first place☹️

Yeosang:
Jimin not you too😩

Jimin:
This is entertaining me

Jimin:
Like imagine if we actually have a child and the cute planings

Jimin:
Uwu🥰🥰🥰

Taemin:
I'm telling you guys, I'm pregnant

Taemin:
I just knowwwwww ittttt

Yeosang:
I-

Yeosang:
Okay I'm leaving, see you guys at home

Taemin:
But you're going to be a dad

Yeosang:
STOP SAYING THAT 😫😫😫😫

Jimin:
My day has officially been made 🤣🤣

Taemin:
🥰🥰

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Taehyung's Messages

Minho:
I want another tattoo

Taehyung:
Good afternoon to you too?😀

Taehyung:
Where did this come from?

Minho:
I really like the one you did on me

Minho:
So maybe I want another one🤔

Minho:
Bit bigger, on my back

Minho:
Can you do big tattoos?

Taehyung:
Illegally yes

Taehyung:
What would you want?

Minho:
Angel wings

Minho:
I really like the idea of angel wings tbh

Taehyung:
Hmmm would you want me to do it or ask Yoongi?

Taehyung:
He's probably more skilled in that area than me lol

Minho:
Nah, I want my little karma to do it 🥰

Minho:
And if it's bad, I'll just simply tattoo a dick on your ass🙃

Taehyung:
Wow, love that for me 🙂

Taehyung:
Well today I can't but maybe this weekend? Sounds good to you?

Minho:
Yessssssss

Taehyung:
K

Minho:
I can't believe it's been a whole year and you're still dry asf with me😒

Minho:
SHOW ME SOMETHING!

Taehyung:
Ok
Taehyung:

Taehyung:
Happy?

Minho:
Not what I was asking for but definitely don't regret it

Minho:
Awwwweeeeee🥰🥰🥰

Taehyung:
I'm blocking you now

Minho:
If you do you're sleeping on the couch😒

Taehyung:
You would probably go sleep with me too🙄

Minho:
I'm not that much of a simp😒

Taehyung:
Hm.... K

Taehyung:
Minho

Taehyung:
I love you🥰

Minho:
STOPPPP🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Taehyung:
Tsk simp

Minho:
And I embrace it 🙂

Taehyung:
..... Fine, low key🙄🖤

Minho:
Finally🙄

Taehyung:
I'll see you home in a bit🖤

Minho:
Kayyy 🖤

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Freaky

Kai:
The disrespect I feel that you guys aren't giving me attention, like ever!😫

Kai:
We are still family!!

Taemin:
Well you're about to get a new member to the family 🤰

Jimin:
Omg you're actually being serious?

Jimin:
😅😅

Kai:
Wait...... WHAT!!

Kai:
You guys are getting a puppy?!😍

Taemin:
No, I'm pregnant

Jimin:
Taemin, no you're not

Kai:
OMG WHAT!!!

Kai:
YESSSS BESTIE OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BABY SHOWER 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Jimin:
Um Kai..... He doesn't have a uterus

Kai:
A urwhat?

Jimin:
Uterus

Jimin:
Omgg look it up

Taemin:
LET ME DREAM FOR A BIT JIMIN DAMN😫

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Princesses

Seokjin:
I can't believe I wasted my entire day

Seokjin:
Doing nothing

Namjoon:
Now that sounds blissful

Jeongguk:
What do you mean nothing! I stopped by to visit and brought you food!😑

Seokjin:
Shut up and let me complain about having zero social life 😭

Namjoon:
Some things never change 🤣🤣🤣

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Punks

Yoongi:
So, me and Johnny are engaged

Ten:
About damn time

Taehyung:
Damn already?

Taehyung:
That's.... A bit too soon

Yoongi:
Ah fuck it, we've been together for a while, why not

Ten:
I could not relate

Ten:
The thought of marriage scares me 😬

Taehyung:
Tell me about it

Ten:
Anyways

Ten:
I'm going to take a nap, but congrats Yoongi on the engagement

Ten:
Or sorry, idk what you want me to say

Yoongi:
I'm very happy I'm engaged so a thank you is fine 😀

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Messages

Taehyung:
Should I be concerned that Minho so suddenly wants a big ass tattoo on his back?

Taehyung:
And been more clingy than usual?🤔

Jeongguk:
Just let the man be in love dude lol😂

Jeongguk:
He probably sees you with the tats and wants to get some too

Jeongguk:
Don't think too much about it

Jimin:
Speaking of bizarre things, how do I convince my boyfriend he's not pregnant?

Jimin:
Like...... Idk if he's joking or being serious

Taehyung:
Pregnant?!

Taehyung:
Yikes, I would not want to be in your shoes rn

Taehyung:
The panic I would feel would be too real

Jeongguk:
Have you tried to tell him that it's just not happening that he's pregnant?😅

Jimin:
Oh I have

Jimin:
Yeosang panicked so bad that he stopped responding in the chat

Taehyung:
I'm dead 💀💀

Jimin:
Taemin seems very determined....

Jeongguk:
He's probably indicating that he wants a child

Jeongguk:
Without being too direct about it😂

Jimin:
Seems pretty direct to me

Taehyung:
Well..... Who's going to tell him that a kid is a no go so soon?

Taehyung:
On second thought, let's see this unfold, my day is suddenly entertained 😌

Jimin:
Don't make me paranoid too!

Jeongguk:
You guys are something else for sure 😂

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A/N:
Bonus chapter for Panacea!!

I hope you all enjoyed it well!

I was actually reading this story the other day and definitely got nostalgic from it.

Ah this story really was a ride.

I PURPLE YOU! <333