Viktor - 2p Russia
Wolfgang - 2p Prussia
Lutz - 2p Germany
Flavio - 2p Romano
Andres - 2p Spain
Xiao - 2p China
2p Hetalia Base
Location: ???

"We've made our move, we've let them know who they're up against, let's kill 'em now" Luciano ran his tongue over the edge of his knife. "I want blood."

"Shut up" Allen lounged over the couch. "You just want to get this over and done with quick."

"I..." Mathieu started.

"No one cares what you think Maple" Allen snapped.

Mathieu pointed his stick at him. "You shut up yourself or I'll hit you, you ba..."

"Yeah, both of you shut up" Andres prodded Flavio who was trying and failing to ignore him.

"Why don't you shut up?" Allen and Mathieu shouted in unison.

A gun shot rang through the room and a hole appeared in the ceiling. Viktor grinned and pulled his hat down further. "Good, just checking it worked."

Allen calmly stood up, wandered over and raised his bat as Viktor pointed his gun at him.

"If you're dead or someone else is dead, what's the point in trying to overtake the countries?" Wolfgangq said in his deadly quiet voice. "I guess someone as awesome as me would just have to help out right?" He glared at Allen and Viktor and turned his sword over in his wooden hand.

"Why would you get anything?" Lutz appeared in the doorway.

"Because otherwise where would I go?" Wolfgang glared at Allen who's bat was still in inch above Viktor's head, and Viktor who still had his gun pressed into Allen's temple. "Of course though, if Allen was killed, I say we split the land as it's such a big country."

"Idiot" Luciano threw a knife at the wall and grinned as it opened up a hole. "Russia is bigger than America. If Allen got himself killed, we'd have to hand it over to Mathieu or Oliver."

"I would have the biggest army" Oliver laughed. "The most boats, the most planes, the most people. I'd take it before you could say anything Mathieu."

"I'm closest" Mathieu snapped, lunging for him. Oliver grabbed his plate with the cake on, navigated it over his head and placed it back where it was before Mathieu had even hit the floor.

"I'm not dead yet dudes" Allen yelled slamming his bat down in between them.

"Sadly" Mathieu muttered. Allen swung his bat at his head and Mathieu blocked it with his stick, kicking his legs from under him at the same moment. "You will be in a minute though."

"Kill each other later" Lutz shrugged on his coat. "We have work to do and someone has to keep them occupied."

"Where are you going?" Wolfgang peered out from behind a screen of dreadlocks.

"... somewhere that'll throw them, make them confused" Lutz said, equipping himself with dagger knuckles. "In fact..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah" Luciano lobbed a knife at the door. "Get going already."

Lutz glared at him for a second before wrenching the knife out of the door and taking it with him.

"He... he took my knife" Luciano cried, running for the door. "Come back here you bastard, give me back my knife." The door slammed behind him.

"Where were we?" Viktor asked. "Ah yes." He pulled out a second gun and aimed them both at Allen firing two shots just to either side of his head.

"Hey, can't you see I'm busy" Allen hit Mathieu with one of the only parts of his bat not covered with nails. "Shoot, wrong part."

"Shoot?" Viktor frowned and then shrugged. "Okay." He fired another two shots.

"Will you stop it now" Allen snapped, pointing his bat at him whilst sitting on Mathieu and punching him with his other hand. "Seriously, I'm busy."

"While you two have been killing each other, you've been threatening people, you've been doing nothing, you've been eating your cupcake and you two have been annoying each other" Flavio and Andres looked up as Xiao wandered in twirling a butcher's knife in one hand. "I've been researching who we're actually up against, aru."

"Yeah?" Flavio chirped as Andres started sharpening his halberd.

"They're a bunch of pathetic bastards" Andres grumbled.

"No, you just all caught them unaware" Xiao pointed the knife at Oliver "Apart from you, who was caught of guard yourself and actually had to flee, aru."

Oliver shrugged and Andres laughed. "You had to flee? What a wuss." The cupcake hit him in the face and he shoved it away, whipping frantically at himself and spitting out flecks of poisoned icing.

"What did you say?"  Oliver watched him carefully, waiting for the 'nothing'. "I thought not."

"They are more powerful than you'd originally think, when they know what's coming" Xiao withdrew the knife. "Also, I have the plan on how we're going to get rid of them once and for all, aru."

"Oh yeah?" Flavio peered over the top of his sunglasses. "Go on? I'm guessing this is completely different to the other plan."

"That was plan B" Xiao snapped. "Plan A was always going to come later on when we had a grasp on how strong they were, aru."

"Was it?" Wolfgang asked. "When was this discussed? I clearly wasn't in the room."

Xiao sighed and glared round the room at them; Viktor, Allen Mathieu, Wolfgang, Oliver, Flavio and Andres. "You're all pathetic, honestly. You argue over everything, aru."

Mathieu shrugged and kicked Allen in the back, sending him flying forwards and off him. "So?"

"So, you're not getting anywhere and you never will do, aru" Xiao snapped.

"Why don't you tell us your fantastic plan then 'oh great one'" Oliver mocked. "Aru."

Xiao threw the butchers knife at him, chopping off a slim bit of hair.

"What've you done?" Oliver cried, scooping up the hair and peering at it as though praying it wasn't real. "You've killed it."

"Shut up wuss" Andres rolled his eyes. "So anyway, tell us your 'plan A' why don't you?"

Xiao grinned.