A/N: WE HAVE SURPASSED 100 VOTES! Thank you :3

"Keith," sighed Bill. "You'll be alright! You just run into a bit of trouble with a plant."

"Yeah! Cool, I don't remember remember much."

"Good."

Both of them walked into the room.

"Like Wild Horses maybe Keith needs to run free," suggested Brian. "Arms frailing letting his hair flicker in the breeze?"

"Hey," interrupted Mick not paying attention. "The girls are here! This is Ruby, Tuesday, Angie and Their Satanic Majesties Request, just call her Satan for short don't worry."

Charlie turned to look at Mick. "What kind of names are these?"

"Popular ones in the alternative universe our other selves live in," sighed Bill strangely holding a drink with a paper parasol. "So popular in fact that we will probably date a girl called that."

"That sounds horrible," frowned Brian. He stared off into the distance and spoke quietly too himself. "But I suppose it's not as bad as Lucy, Jude or Eleanor."

"Oh look it's I Can't Get No (Satisfaction)," whispered Mick slyly.

Charlie shook his head in disbelief. "I really need to see these birth certificates."

Mick frowned. "No, no! I call her that because she hadn't fallen for my irresistible super mega hottness."

Charlie shrugged. "Maybe she's actually here for the music."

Bill took another sip his drink. "Not everyone wants your ding dong Mick."

Random fan #1 came through the ceiling, screaming and landed in Mick's lap. "I DOO!" He was quiet for the rest of the evening.

Keith looked stunned. "I wonder who will fall through the ceiling for me?"

Suddenly Anita, and Yoko fell through the ceiling causing him to topple over.
"Oh a cow and a witch."

They both belted him.