A/N:- Yay this book turned eighteen !! It can have smu—

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"Kinky?" Taehee looked up at Jungkook who had realised his mistake but didn't quite care. "What does that mean, Kookie uncle?"

"Um... Let's say the parents who love each other and their child a lot are called kinky." Jungkook thought for a while before saying something that was clearly not what kinky meant.

"Oh, really? Does that mean she's my eomma?" Taehee threw another question at Jungkook who shrugged.

"Yeah, we are kinky. Now, stob it, guys." I announced from behind the counters and had everyone's attention in a second. "We'll not talk further about it. Why don't you both stay out of the kitchen and let Taehyung and I bake a cake for Yeontan?"

"Okay, Taehee and I'll wait by the poolside then. Please make sure the cake is edible." Jungkook playfully winked after passing the last comment.

"Everything can be edible if only one has the will to eat it." I rolled my eyes and dismissed his loud laughter while heading off to the fridge.

An hour later...

"Where's Tae?" Jungkook questioned as soon as I sat next to him on the grass while petting the birthday-boy.

"Oh, he's waiting for the delivery boy to bring our cake." Apparently, we added a lot of love but no baking powder so our cake ended up looking like a puddle of mud. "Why are you sitting here and not closer to the pool?"

"The water's too cold." He shivered while ranting about the artificially blue-coloured water.

"Is it?" I moved closer to the pool and slightly bent forward to dunk my hand underwater. "It's so cold—"

"Watch out!" Taehyung yelled from far off to warn me but his warning worked in contraction.

I flinched evidently and closed the distance between myself and water. The last thing I remembered was opening my mouth to shout but rather having a lot of chlorinated water down my throat.

"I asked her to watch out." Taehyung laughed while sitting on my spot which was next to Jungkook.

"Ah, Tae..." Jungkook, who didn't quite find in funny, pointed towards the pool in fear. "Why didn't she float to the top yet..?"

"Holy crap!" Taehyung cursed out loud while rushing towards the pool.

3 hours later...

"Y/N? Oh, my God, she's alive!" The face right infront of my eyes was Jungkook's so I closed them again.

If voices formed images in brains then theirs was blurry. "Seriously? Let me see!" The next time I opened my eyes, I saw a different face.

"Can you see us?" The frame had both the men at once the third time I opened my eyes. "Y/N?" The softer voice called out.

"You... Son of a bitch." I pointed towards my unauthorized husband who defensively shouted back.

"It's not my fault if you lack the sense of balance." He fired back and received a punch from Jungkook. "Okay, I'm sorry."

"Tae, you almost lost another woman with the same face," Jungkook said loudly to make his point clear to the former.

"I asked her to lose some weight on the very first day. Just how fat one has to be to not float back..? You defied laws of physics!" Taehyung extended his hand to pat my shoulder but Jungkook was quick to slap his hand tightly.

"Stop with your jokes, dude." He rolled his eyes and focused on me rather. "How do you feel right now? Do you remember us?"

"Unfortunately, the water didn't seep to my brain and I still remember you both." The memories sunk in from the last moments of my consciousness. Taehyung was guilty of almost causing my death at a very young age.

Jungkook sneezed out his germs at that moment. "Ah, excuse me." He wiped his mouth with his sleeves. "Look! Because of you, I caught cold."

"Why would that be because of me!?" I was exhausted from drowning but I still managed to yell at him.

"Well, turns out, I was the one who jumped into the water to save you whereas..." Jungkook paused to glare at Taehyung from the corner of his eyes. "This man here started crying out of the guilt of killing you."

Before I could react to that or watch Taehyung turn red, we had a new intruder. "Dada~" Taehee sang while pushing the gate open to our room. "Oh, Eomma? You're awake?"

"Yeah, your dada almost sent me to holy heavens." I didn't forgive him for his sins when he flashed an apologetic smile at me.

"How can you go to heaven from the pool? Last time you went there from Busan." Taehee's words reminded me that heaven didn't mean the same for her.

Taehyung froze at Taehee's recollection of one of his bad memories. Jungkook noticed that cleared his throat. "Taehee, why are you still awake? Shouldn't you sleep?"

"Ah, yeah, I initially came here to ask dada to sing me to sleep." Taehyung gladly extended his arms and Taehee jumped to his embrace. "But, I had a question for a while. Can I ask that now, Kookie uncle?"

"You have my consent." Jungkook laughed at the big words he used which confused the girl a little but she continued.

"Dada, eomma...will you make kids tonight ?" She wrapped her hands around his neck and looked at us with big yet innocent eyes. "My teacher once told me that parents make kids at night. Will you do that too ?"

I ungraciously chocked on my saliva and was on my way to hell. "Well, it's their choice—" Jungkook smirked.

"Who said parents make kids? Angels from heaven gift parents cute babies." Taehyung narrated an utterly fake story but with a passion that could easily make a kid believe him.

"But—" she started to object but he was quick to cut her off.

"You were sleepy, weren't you?" Without wasting a single second, he carried her to her assigned room. She kept on asking more questions related to the making of a child which Taehyung swiftly dodged.

"So," Jungkook stood up from his spot and awkwardly walked around. "I guess it's that moment where you say "Thank you, Jungkook. If it wasn't for you, I would have been sitting in hell right now." And I'll reply with—"

"Thanks for increasing the validation of my torture period of going through this formality of living when I know I'll die one day." I formally delivered a very heartfelt speech with dark humour and he was taken aback.

"Now I feel bad for saving you..." He tried digging a hole into the floor with his bare feet. "I should... Just go? Okay, goodnight!" He quickly said before rushing through the corridors.

I proceeded with going to take a leak while thinking about the day. After 5 minutes of peace in the washroom and rest 15 minutes of trying out sluttiest poses in front of the mirror, I walked through the same passage that led to our bedroom.

Taehyung and I flinched at each other's unexpected-yet-so-expected presence in the room.

"Oh, I was waiting for you." He nervously rubbed his nape and looked away.

"Waiting for...me?" I kept my hand on my chest, not sure of hearing him right. "Why though?"

He continued eye raping the poor floor. He hesitantly opened his mouth to say "I wanted to...talk to...you..."

"About what?" I started collecting pillows to create separation between us on the bed.

"Y/N, um... I'm... just really sorry for everything that happened today and last night." He avoided looking directly in my eyes while accepting his mistakes.

"Woah— I don't know how to react to that though, I hope you're not drunk right now." I joked at a somewhat serious situation out of my very peculiar habit.

"I am serious." The once hesitant person who purposely missed my eyes and looked everywhere in the room except me now grabbed my wrist with his eyes directly boring into mine.

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A/N:- Hello hello~~
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