Description: Prepare yourself, it's going to get really bad.

Genre: Humour

Chapters: One - This Was The Best Thing I'd Ever Done, But Now There's Going To Be More So, Two - When the Gay is Actually Memes, Three - Donors

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Other disclaimer: This is from my other book you go to to cringe and stuff, but there's gonna be more of these, prepare yourself.

Disclaimer: No disrespect to Tyler Joseph and Nick Thomas and Chris Salih, I love the original song and this is purely for the memes. Also for the lines I couldn't translate into lad language, I translated them into Spanish, German and French like any normal person would. Also bonus points if you can guess the song- it isn't actually that hard.

me FEELS fer yeh bt wen dd u belEv u wr aln

Us ay tht spdehs crorld nsd n meyd thmslvs du hm

were unlit wonce wasSUP

Tetras fried ov hue u r & hew u habe beedrills [Pokémon mEMerS]

u WILL esconderse de todo el mundo , negando que necesita a alguien

2 EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE ur bone[r]s

Fren, pls rumuv yr hnds frm

O/ yr I's fr meh

Eye kneh u wn teh lev bt

Fren, pls dn't tek yr lyfe aweh frm meh

Vivo lyk un spook du fly-without-wings buy ever1 tu sais

Tu dices eso your fine bet u gave lossed you're $waGGa and glow cloud all hail the glow cloud

Así que dejé bye e2 dejarte saber

Fren, pls rumuv yr hnds frm

O/ yr I's fr meh

Eye kneh u wn teh lev bt

Fren, pls dn't tek yr lyfe aweh frm meh

Wood ewe let me know yr plans 2nite

Cuz yo no voy a dejar ir hasta que ambos c le lIGHT

Und ich habe nuffin' links anderes zu sagen

Butt je vais vous écouter toute la journée, YAAAS ein vill

Fren, pls rumuv yr hnds frm

O/ yr I's fr meh

Eye kneh u wn teh lev bt

Fren, pls dn't tek yr lyfe aweh frm meh

A/N: I'm so sorry for this... Again

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A/N: All the blahdadiblahda from the last chapter

Thnks fr th mms

I'm gonna make you blog and create
(it sent you to me without wings)
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show
(let the good times roll, let the good times roll)
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life
"Who does he think he is?"
If that's the worst you got
Better put your fingers back to the keys

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memes
Even though they weren't so great
"He blogs like you only danker, "
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memes, thanks for the memes
"See, he blogs like you only danker."

Been looking forward to the future
But my eyesight is going bad [from the continuous digital meme usage rip]
And this crystal ball
Is always cloudy except for (except for)
When you look into the past (look into the past)
One night stand (one night stand off)

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter."
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter."

They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood, whoa

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter."
One night, (oh!) yeah, (oh!) and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter."

One night and one more time (one more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
"he tastes like you only sweeter." (oh)
One night, yeah, and one more time (one more night, one more time)
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories (thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories)
"see, he tastes like you only sweeter." (oh)

incomplete, mostly not mine, gotta fix

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[Verse 1]

Has no one ever told you that running away is rude?

You left me for dead and expect me to forgive you

Should I be worried you forgot me so easily

Only pretending to be pending this decision to regret me?

[Chorus 1]

Well, sweetheart, it's bitter and fuming, the smoke you are breathing

I'm choking! I won't hesitate to blow it back and make you think before reacting,

fake your death and get back to leaving

[Verse 2]

We're trading scents, I'd give two cents to switch your perfume to something better suited

Perhaps something that overlaps the cherry on your collar

to match the dewdrops that you smirk at as your hands twist over mercy, I cry

out as it hurts, as it converges in a cloud on your head

[Verse 3]

You pretend to defend those days missing, I know you spent kissing a stranger

Things have happened, careless track record to add to your sentence

Repentance for your penitence, I'll pay for a longer stay to get away from you

[Bridge]

I'd pay for a longer stay to get away from me,

from neither the wishes nor your lips that form perfect quips,

can I ever get back to leaving?

[Chorus 2]

I still care about you, I'm still breathing, love

It's bitter and it's fuming, the smoke I am breathing,

You're choking, stop hesitating, waiting for me to mess up and swallow it deeper

smoking out the fakers, I'd pay for a longer stay to get away from all this noise,

I'm choking on your lips that form perfect quips,

I can't ever get back to leaving