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Soooo, let's begin!

McGonagall and the Weasleys

Minerva McGonagall is sitting, and watching the first Trivizard Task, when Fred nudges her.

- Hey professor- he says- these events sure do drag on, huh?

- Weasley- she says- you're banned from the next two events!

On the next day, she's waiting in the strands, when George walk's past.

- I wish I could sea what's going on- George says.

- You are also banned!- McGonagall says.

At the last one, she finds herself sitting alone, when she hears a voice beneath her.

- Wow- it says- this is surely a-maze-ing.

She looks down. Ginny Weasley is grinning up at her.

Are you serious?

James: Remus! Peter! Lily is pregnant!
Remus: Are you serious?
*cat screech*
*glass shattering*
*bang*
Peter: Damn Moony, we already talked about this!
*Sirius crashes trough the door with his motorcycle*
Sirius: NO! I AM SIRIUS!
Everybody: *facepalm*

Potter's death

*You-Know-Who arrives*
James: Oh heck! Looks like Wormtail ratted on us!
Lily: James! It's not the right time for puns!

Mad-Eye Moody

Sirius: Wow, Mad-Eye, you're in a great mood today!
James: Really? I think he's rather...
Moody: Potter, if you finish that sentence, I will throw you out of the window!
James: ...Moody

Bocsi, de ezeket muszáj volt. De ígérem, ma még lesz egy rész, ahol magyar viccek lesznek! ARRIVEDERCI💜