A/N: FYI the narrator is a really bad Mario impression

{Frisk falls into the Underground}

FLOWEY: Howdy, I'm Flowey! Would you like to learn about the Underground?

FRISK: No. Me want to leave.

FLOWEY: Are you sure about that, friend?

FRISK: Yep.

FLOWEY: Guess I better make this quick!....................... DIEEEEEEE!!!!!

FRISK: {pulls iPhone 6 out of pocket}
Want to watch iPhone movie?

FLOWEY: Uh.. Sure?

{Phone display shows 'Once upon a time'. There is a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow on the screen.}

MOVIE UNICORN: Neighhhh

NARRATOR: 5 hours later

{Phone display shows 'The end'}

FRISK: Bye-bye! {walks away}

FLOWEY: WAIT!!!! YOU FORGOT TO DIE--!! I would facepalm if I had arms.

{cuts to Frisk and Toriel}

TORIEL: Come, my child. We can make a life here.

FRISK: Okay mommy!

{The two walk to Toriel's cottage}

TORIEL: I'll be in the other room, my child.

{Toriel begins to exit}

FRISK: Wait, mommy. How I leave Ruins?

TORIEL: Excuse me, my child. There is something I must do.

{Toriel exits, Frisk follows}

FRISK: Ooh, stairs! I go down them!

{Frisk walks down stairs}

TORIEL: My child, this is the way to exit the ruins. I must destroy it so we can live here happily-

{Frisk interrupts}

FRISK: Hey, look an egg!!!

{Frisk exits Ruins}

TORIEL: {collapses, crying} WAIT, MY CHILD, WAAITT!!!!