Psycho Love (cleptomania) Sep 5, '08 12:56 PM

Inspired by an Italian song about a guy obsessed about a girl...

and the one sang by 'kapatid' :D

~~~

See that girl over there? Not the fat one, the one with the cute red ribbon in her wavy hair. That's right, that's the one. I'm stalking her. Been following her for some time now... You think I'm weird eh? Think I'm one of them perverts who hunt people down and take pictures of them when they sleep? No, I'm not that kind, besides, the feeling's mutual.

We met in a party, she came up to me and said, "You're so cute! I wish I could cuddle you!"

It was love at first sight, I suppose and like I said, the feeling is mutual.

Of course, I was in my part-time job, so I couldn't cuddle her back, besides, her little brother kept pulling on my wing and asked me to do the chicken dance again and again. I wanted to bang him in the head, but hey, it's part of the job.

I really was surprised the next day when I saw her in school. Never thought we really were destined for each other. That's why I strengthened my resolve and decided to make her my girl.

Now if I could only take that jockey out of the picture...

~~~