Why do I always make sad and gory chapters?

Toast and Ghost were sitting on there couch, watching anime. "Sir, is it just me or does Izaya Orihara remind you of Jimmy?" Toast asked. "Now that you mention it, yea, he does." Ghost replied.

"What time is it, toast?" Ghost asked. "It's midnight, sir. Should we go to bed?" Toast replied. "Sure." Ghost said.

--with Jimmy--

"Finally those two idiots trusted me and now they are going to die!" Jimmy laughed.

-- time skip 1 hour--

"Good night, Toast!"
"Good night, sir!"
Good night, Jimmy!"
"Good night!"

"Those two really are idiots." Jimmy thought. "Now time for some fun!" Jimmy giggled.

Ghost was awoken by the sound of glass breaking, so he went downstairs to check it out. "Toast is that you." Ghost whimpered.

There was a object lying on the ground, but it was to dark to see. Ghost turned the lights on. Ghost's heart sank to the bottom of his chest, his best friend and partner, Johnny Toast, had a knife in his chest.

"N-n-no..Toast!" Ghost screamed. Ghost ripped the knife out of Toast's chest. Toast's dead body laid unmoving in Ghost's arms.

Jimmy walked up behind Ghost, smiling. "Hehe...welcome to my special hell, Ghostie." Jimmy laughed and laughed and laughed.

"Why..why...WHY?!?!" Ghost screamed, grabbing the knife out of the wall. "I trusted you!" Ghost yelled. "This should be fun." Jimmy giggled.

Ghost and Jimmy fought, blade to blade until Ghost struck the winning blow. "H-how?!?" Jimmy managed to say. Ghost started laughing. "No ,Jimmy, welcome to MY special hell." Ghost laughed, stabbing the knife into Jimmy chest. "Ha...I knew you had it in you." Jimmy smiled.

--One week later--

"This just in, the body's of Johnny Toast and Jimmy Casket were found, yesterday. Also, Johnny Ghost has gone missing a week ago, if anyone knows his wear about's please contact the police right away."

--two days later--

"This just in! There seems to be a killer on the loose. We have evidence that is May be Johnny Ghost but we are not sure, as of now, but we will tr-" the reporter was cut short from a knife be stabbed into her heart. "Hello lady's and gentlemen. My name is Johnny Ghost, the new world renowned murder!" Ghost laughed "and your new king!"