what if: crowley and ferid were classmates in home economics class

crowley: *peacefully mixing the ingredients*

ferid: hey crowley, dear~

crowley: fucking die, yES FERID???

ferid: try this, i cooked it!

crowley, internally rolling his eyes: okay okay

ferid: *holds a piece of meat out* say aaah~

crowley: ... *opens mouth* *eats*... it's undercooked dumbass. nearly raw.

ferid: just the way you like it lmao

crowley:

ferid:

ferid: my purpose is memes.