mika, furiously writing ferid's name on his death note:

crowley, concerned: you know... that would actually make him pretty happy.

mika:

crowley:

mika: *draws two lines over each name and drowns notebook*

ferid: mmmhhh that could have been me--

mika: please stay away from me.

ferid: ehehe i'm also kinda into that but okay (//∇//)

crowley:

mika:

crowley:

mika: i don't trust any of you but please take him away crowley eusford

crowley: ew don't wanna touch that

ferid (who knows whether or not he is extremely horny at the moment by now): ehEHEHE IS THIS MY PUNISHMENT

crowley, covering mika's eyes and leading him out of the room: let's just... yeah.

no, sorry, this is not ferid and crowley shitposting i'll tell my brain to come up with content for the others