im getting less and less original i am so sorry

the traditional "what predictive text does to their names" chapter:

hyakuya yuuichiro : hyaluronic you

(what even is hyaluronic)

hyakuya mikaela : hyaluronic mind

ferid bathory : fertilizer battery

krul tepes : Kristen tears

ichinose guren : icon good

hiiragi shinoa : himself should

kimizuki shiho : kimetsu shinoa

(ok kimizuki what the fuck)

saotome yoichi : said your

sanguu mitsuba : sailor million

(sailor moon but money)

mito jujo : mitochondrial just

shigure yukimi : shitposting yusuke

hanayori sayori : hands saying

goshi norito: going normal

narumi makoto : Naruto makeup

(wrong anime)

iwasaki shuusaku : implemented shutter

inoue rika : inorganic ripper

endou yayoi : endothelial yandere

kagiyama taro : katachi that

aihara aiko : Airport aircraft

(well she did have a big forehead)

hiiragi kureto : hilltop Kundalini

sanguu aoi : sadist aortic

(KURETO MASOCHIST CONFIRMED)

crowley eusford : crowlet European

horn skuld : horny skin

chess belle : check before

hiiragi mahiru : hilltop man

hiiragi shinya : hilltop shining

urd geales : underground gearbox

lest karr : left Kardashian

ky luc : Kyoto luxurious

lucal whesker : lucky whether

mel stefano : mostly steam

rene simm : renewable simmer

lacus welt : lacking welcome

saitou : sadist

asuramaru : ass

kiseki-o : kisses

(...)

gekkouin : gesture

shikama douji : shipping don't

raimeki : railway

byakkomaru : bypass

tenjiryu : tension