classmate in school au (unofficial): so

classmate: what's you relationship with mika

yuu: we're family

classmate:

mika: i'm his mom and i make him packed lunches. now scram. don't you dare breathe the same air as yuu-chan you absolutely corrupted imbecile. you're just trying to use him because he's so kind. get the hell out of here or else i will split your dick open faster ferid can suck the life out of fifty people.

yuu: that's mean mika

mika: i-i'm sorry yuu-chan uwu

classmate:

kimizuki: ... you kinda get used to it