owari no seraph characters in five words or less

yuichiro: what the fuck are you

mikaela: yuu-chan mxbdvzhs

shinoa: basically shinobu from kny

kimizuki: tsukishima but pink

yoichi: always knew he was insane

mitsuba: kinda annoying ngl

guren: possessed by his dead girlfriend

ferid: i can't describe this mf

crowley: scary.

shinya: walking dead

mito: walking dead 2.0

goshi: walking dead version 2.1.1

(hi i actually don't know the names of the two other girls and im probably going to put walking dead anyways so oop)

krul: mika's mom

mahiru: that ghost in every anime

saito: the root of daddy issues

shikama douji: the fuck are you doing

kureto: masochist

aoi: kureto's bitch

asuramaru: loli shota demon pedo bait

narumi: *attack on titan theme song*

ky luc: i would avoid him 100%

urd gealles: that one theater obsessed character

lucal whesker: emo makeup

what was the name of that other vampire noble with a fancy feather hat: vampire noble with fancy hat

those two vampires that hung out with mika: i actually liked them

that black haired archer woman: deserves an oscar ngl

sorry im shit at names

who else am i forgetting

anyways to new readers, hi. you have nothing to gain here. to other incorrect book readers. hi. guess i really did make this huh