This'll be short and sweet, some smut, idk some language.

"Want me to walk you home?" I asked Philip after his episode.

He shook his head frantically.

"NONONONO!" 

I raise my eyebrow. 

"C'mon Pip, we've known each other for a year now! I have never seen your house, or your parents!"

"That's exactly the problem," I hear him mutter. 

"C'mon!" I pull him off the couch.

He tumbles to the ground, I expect him to get up but he doesn't. He just lays on the ground. 

"Philip Hamilton! Get your sorry butt of the floor."

"Okok, I'll go home."

"I'll come with you." 

"No, (Y/N), I'm not quite ready for you to meet my parents."

"Your making us sound like a couple, Pip, it's alright I won't judge." 

"That's what they all say."

"Philip, just let me come-"

Well that sounded wrong. Sorry. I have a dirty mind. 

"NO (Y/N)! I JUST CAN'T LOSE YOU!"

This registers in my brain and I say,

"You already did."

Then I turn and run up the stairs. I don't care if I'm going to regret this later, it feels so good now. 

Philip's POV

I sink down  to my knees and cover my face with my hands. 

Another friend, down the drain. 

Back to being a lonely bastard. 

I struggle to stand up, and when I do, I wobble on my feet. Then I begin the long walk home. 

When I arrive home I stand in the entryway. What's that sound? I walk into the living room, straining to hear the noise.

"Ohh, ohhhh, thats it John, ride me! AHH, right there! Ahh!" 

"Don't cum yet honey, I want you to cum with me,"

I jerk back. EWWW! THATS SO MOTHERFUCKING DISGUSTING!

Then I see them. 

John is sitting on top of Eliza, they are both stark naked, drenched in sweat, and...other stuff, on the couch. 

The poor couch. 

Their eyes are both shut,

"Make me orgasm a 5th time baby!" Eliza screams.

"What the hell is going on here?" I yell.

They both freeze, but somehow Eliza still orgasms. 

"Fuck you all." I say and walk out.

I know it's mean, do I care? No. They got what they deserved. 

I'm scarred now.