APPLICATION NAME:

can i marry a horse? of course you can!

CHARACTERS:

kai chisaki | overhaul x crow

DISCLAIMER:

obviously, bnha belongs to the great man that has completely turned me into a garbage, kohei horikoshi. i only own the crow and plot in this book?

DESCRIPTION:

❝find out who your animal soulmate is through our dating app, specifically designed for people who want to marry with animals!❞

do you have animal fetish? are you single and looking for an animal partner? then you have come to the right place!

through this application, you just have to list down the name of the animal you want the partner be along with the gender and we'll immediately find the perfect match for you. ( e.g., if you wish for a gorilla, all you have to is just state that you want a gorilla and choose the gender whether you want a male, female or hermaphrodite gorilla perhaps-- and voila, you'll get a gorilla partner! )

our aim is to expand animal-human marriage in the real world because you know, why not?

we hope you all enjoy!

© oppaitech

WARNING:

this is a crack fanfiction. i get it, it's weird and all but simply-- don't like, don't read. i write this for my own entertainment, not for anyone, thank you very much. this may as well contain strong language, oocness, and is written in a form of texting style. last but not least, don't copy my ideas. i tried very hard to come up with something unique and crazy, kinda lmao (?)

NOTE:

my undying love and gayness for overhaul made me write this trash. he's my favorite character-- although i still don't know how his face would look like under the mask but, even if he has oppai on his chin, i'd still love him no matter what? at this point, i'm not joking anymore.