crow: just because i'm your soulmate doesn't mean i love you.

overhaul: excuse me?

crow: i've always hated this application. i hate being used like this. we are kept in a cage to do our job and treat our soulmate right-- give them happiness, show them love, that our feelings don't matter anymore.

overhaul: oh.

crow: and i have a girlfriend out there. her name is margaretha. i'm sure she misses me like i do to her.

overhaul: i don't know what to say.

crow: this is my girlfriend. she means the world to me. so i want to let you know that, even if we are meant for each other-- even so, let's be clear that i will never love you. ever.

overhaul: wow, she's beautiful. but is that so? you'll never love me. right. i seem to be a bother now, don't i? fine if you're going to be like that. i'll uninstall this app and leave you alone.

crow: i'm sorry. don't leave, please. i'm just missing my girlfriend and apparently, it's affecting my mood. i'm sorry once again, i didn't mean to be harsh. let's be friends.

overhaul: alright.

crow: cool. so what do i call you?

overhaul: overhaul.

crow: right, overhaul it is. you can call me whatever you want but you can't call me horny.

overhaul: you're not gonna tell me your name?

crow: why should i?

overhaul: because... nevermind. i'll just call you crow. can't come up with any nickname. too dumb.

crow: okay, do what you want.

overhaul: nice to meet you.

crow: unfortunately, i don't feel the same.