A/N;
Hey guys! How are you all? Sorry for the no post yesterday, I was training. But tell me about your day? The weather here in Melbourne is bipolar asf.

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| Kim Taehee |

And there we were.

Back out in the living room because Jin rushed into the room and growled us both off.

Yoongi was having his silent treatment. He wouldn't even talk but have a massive pout on his lips. It was adorable.

"Are you guys that horny?!" Hoseok gasps. I laugh as Yoongi turns around even more ignoring them.

"Maybe." I wink. Their reaction was priceless. Hoseok looked like he was about to pass out.

Yoongi had the biggest pout plastered on his face making me smile even more. I couldn't help but laugh.

"So you're laughing?" Jin jokingly laughs. I chuckle as Taehyung shrugs.

"Hyung don't act like you don't have sex whilst we're in the next room." Taehyung defends. We all dropped our jaws as Jin sends a glare.

"Truly." Hoseok looks away while smiling.

"Exposed." Jungkook screams.

Jin turns red as he grabs the nearest thing and throws it at Taehyung making Taehyung Yelp.

"That was only once." Jin rolls his eyes. I smile as the rest of the boys stared at him up and down.

In the corner of my eye I see Namjoon staring at me. His eyes were glued onto me. I couldn't help but look.

It was awkward as fuck. I quickly looked away as he kept his same posture.

He's a weird one.

"I'm hungry." Jin changes the subject.

"You always are." Yoongi mumbles. Jin immediately turns to Yoongi and folds his arms.

"And what's the problem with that!" Jin growls jokingly. Hoseok bursts into loud laughter as we all follow along.

"Not the grandpas fighting." Hoseok laughs.

Every new subject brought up, one of them makes it into a roasting battle. Most intriguing people ever.

"At least we don't look like one." Jin fires back making Hoseoks smile fade.

"Honey." Hoseok clears his throat. Here we go.

"Okay enough!" Namjoon clears his throat. Hoseok was about to go off at Jin and Yoongi but was stopped which made it funnier.

"You know what." Hoseok glares at Namjoon.

"What." Namjoon replies back.

"You have a muscular body but can't cut one onion without embarrassing yourself." Hoseok snaps at Namjoon.

Hoseok woke up today and chose violence.

"Like you're allowed in the kitchen." Namjoon rolls his eyes.

"I am bitch." Hoseok replies.

"Let's stop fighting." Jungkook groans.

"Jungkook don't get me started on you." Hoseok folds his arms.

"Hoseok stop being childish." Jin walks into the kitchen. Hoseok screams as he walks out of the living room.

"It's so quiet without him." Taehyung closes his eyes.

I laughed as I turn my head to see Yoongi staring right at at me. His eyes searching through mine as I was getting nervous.

Awkward.

"Bitch what the fuck." I whispered.

He couldn't help but laugh as I do the same. Silence came by until Hoseok starting screaming his head off in the other room.

"What the fuck is it this time you loud bitch." Yoongi groans.

"Guys!" Hoseok screams as he runs into the living room with his phone in his hands.

"What." We all looked at him.

"Give me the same energy back or else I'll hold a grudge on your children." Hoseok glares at us.

"Omg what?!" We all screamed making Hoseok smile.

"This hot as guy followed me. I mean, I am good looking but he's so fine." Hoseok bounces up and down.

"That was fucking it?!" Taehyung groans. "It's too early for this shit."

"Who is it?" Namjoon stares.

"His name is a bit confusing but he's hot. He can hit it for free." Hoseok winks making us laugh.

"Piss off." Yoongi mumbles.

"No shut up you turtle looking bitch." Hoseok replies making Yoongi send glares.

"Stop fucking swearing asshole." Yoongi mumbles.

Hypocrite.

Today was a chill day. I haven't had one of these in ages, everyone was minding their own business.

But of course Hoseok was screaming his head off in the room.

"We're all quiet besides him." Jungkook huffs.

"What do you expect." Namjoon says with his eyes still on his book.

Yoongi waddled over to me as he layers down with his head on my lap. Without thinking my fingers went to his hair as I massage his scalp.

"That feels so good." Yoongi growls in a raspy voice making me think of all types of shit.

"You two cut it out." Jin glares at us.

"She's only massaging my scalp, don't be thinking weird." Yoongi replies with his eyes closed.

Yoongis hair was soft and fluffy. I could do this all day, I wasn't thinking of anything else besides him.

Minutes past as I look around, damn, it's quiet. Then soon Hoseok comes running in again.

"Guys! Check out this hottie." He eagerly runs and sits next to me. I stop running my hair through Yoongi hair making Yoongi make small sounds.

Hoseok scrolled for a bit and suddenly showed me a photo.

I gasped with him. He was extremely attractive.

"Hoseok." I gasped. "He's fucking hot."

After my statement, Yoongis eyes opened as he stares at me from my lap. I could just feel his eyes shooting daggers at me.

"Girl I know! He's Thai. And you know, those daddies are rich." Hoseok smirks. I laugh as I take another look.

"Thai daddy." I laugh. Yoongi rolls his eyes as he closes them again.

"Shut up can you." Yoongi booms.

"Bitch shut the fuck up and close your eyes." Hoseok replies fast.

Silence came as Hoseok was still scrolling through his Instagram.

"Is he gay tho." Yoongi yawns at Hoseok.

"Yes he is." Hoseok rolls his eyes. Few moments later Hoseok was still stalking.

"Never fucking mind, he's straight." Hoseok groans. I burst into laughter as Hoseok glares at me.

"I cant fucking deal." Hoseok whines. "All the hotties are straight."

"Thank you." Yoongi replies.

"Shut the fuck up." They all replied to him.

I was the only one laughing my ass off. Soon the door bell rang as jin stood up and went to get it.

We were all just waiting for Jin to get back when he did, but he had a guess.

I slowly looked up and frowned. More like a mad frown.

"What the fuck." Yoongi glares.

"Hi. Daddy."

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