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| Kim Taehee |

"You're shitting me!"

My arms fall to my sides as I take a step back. I've never seen a dumber bitch other than me, wtf.

Suga, I mean Yoongi sat there hands on his knees wide open.

"Do I look like I'm shitting you?" He scoffs as he pulls his mask down. I gasp as I cover my mouth.

"DADDY?!" I scream. Yoongi covers my mouth with his hands looking around.

"Shhh." He whispers.

My heart was beating, I can't believe I was fooled like this. He lets go of my mouth as I gasp for air.

"Did you know about this?" I ask. He smirks as he shrugs.

"Maybe." He chuckles. I bite my lip as I rethink about all our past conversations.

"Knock knock time for cock." I smirk. "Oh that meme is life."

"Yeah ok." He rolls his eyes looking away. "How did I not recognise you."

"Maybe cause you're blind." I smirk.

"Yeah I got blinded by your eyebrows." He mutters. I gasp as I looked offended.

"These are organic natural eyebrows." I smirk.

"Organic my ass." Yoongi replies.

"Whatever. I'm shooketh." I shake my head. "Ive never had a dumb moment in my life until now."

"What are you talking about?" Yoongi scoffs.

"Says you, every moment in your life is the dumbest moment." I remark.

"I'm blonde. But you're mentally blonde." Yoongi scoffs.

Wow this guy turned from gentleman to headass real quick.

"Where's your walking stick oldie?" I asked. He weirdly looks at me and frowns.

"I thought you had it." He replies. "Don't you use it for inspiration for your eyebrows?"

"Took it too far hottie." I wink. He chuckles as he leans back in his seat.

"I'm still thinking how I didn't notice you." He chuckles.

"Maybe your eyes followed your brain into being slow." I shrug. He nudged me as I laugh.

"You acted just like you and wow." He scoffs. "I'm dumb."

"We been knew." I mumble. He furrows his brows down at me as I chuckle.

"Why did you say your name was tae?" He asks. I laugh as I shrug.

"Maybe cause you said your name was Suga and who the fuck names their child sugar." I reply. Yoongi smiles as he looks away.

"It's Suga not sugar." He replies.

"That's the same thing headass." I remark. He rolls his eyes as he looks around.

"Where's my prize?" I smirk. He raises his brow as he narrows his eyes down at me.

"Prize?" He asks.

"Yeah." I smile. "Remember when I helped you with your hot ass boyfriend."

"Your prize is here." He rolls his eyes.

"Your di-" I got cut off by him as he laughs.

"Not my dick." He claims. I pout jokingly as I eye him.

"You're pranking me huh." I smirk.

"How are you this confident?" He whispers.

"I don't have friends so I talk about the weirdest things." I laugh. "And now I'm used to it."

"I knew you had no friends." He replied. I pushed him as I sigh. "Just joking."

I face the other way jokingly. He looked like I was being serious. I fold my arms facing the other way as he tries to get my attention but failed.

"Don't tell me your mad?" He laughs.

He peeks around both sides of my head but I ignore him making him twist my body right around so I was facing him. My eyes widen as he folds his arms.

"We just met." He stares at me. "And you're already ignoring me."

I smile a bit as he pats my head then facing the front. Oh my shit, my heart is racing .

"Suga eat my sugar." I smirk. He chokes as he widens his eyes.

"Talking stage." He rolls his eyes.

"Walking stage." I reply facing the front to see a family walking in front of us.

"That could be us but you're playing too much." I sulked. Yoongi chuckles as he rolls his eyes.

"You're dramatic." He replies.

"Yeah that's my middle name what's up?" I remark making him smile. I chuckle.

"Why am I smiling at a dry joke." He whispers.

"Whatever stick leg." I sigh. "I finally met my daddy, my life is complete."

"I'm still gay." He stutters.

I smirk as I rethink of that one conversation.

"Remember before when I asked if the girl you were texting was your crush?" I smirked.

Yoongis eyes widen as he awkwardly chuckles.

"Yeah but I wasn't talking about you tho." He rolls his eyes awkwardly.

"Yeah but you said you were gay." I smirked. "Do you like girls now?"

He coughs as he stands up walking away from me leaving me on the bench. I frown as I run to him, he was speeding his paste.

"You actually suck." I groan. "You know that I'm fucking slow."

"Yeah." He walks faster.

"You bitch." I heavily breathes. He was far from me now. I stopped in my spot as I gave up.

"Fuck you!" I screech as I walk back to the seat. Wow that was the first time in years I've done some exercise.

Wait was that even exercise.

Minutes later, Yoongi comes waddling back as he takes a seat. His outfit was so hot, the way he strides is the hottest thing.

"Be careful, we don't wanna hurt your only transportation around." I joke. Yoongi pokes the middle finger up as I chuckle.

"I'm hungry." He sighs.

"You have all this papi." I wink. He weirdly stares at me then laughs.

"Stop calling me that." He laughs.

"Okay sorry daddy." I whisper. He rolls his eyes as he gets up whilst I say there.

"What?" I ask.

He lends out his hand. Wtf does he want me to do.

"See omg I told you to be careful." I shake my head. "I'll gladly be your walking stick."

"You ass." He scoffs. I chuckle as I stare  at him.

"Wait what do you want me to do?" I ask as I confusingly stare at his hand.

"Hold my hand." He remarks.

I got taken aback. Damn. How could he be so chill saying that?

I look away whilst smiling like an actual creep.

"Hurry my hand is hurting." He groans. "5 .. 4 .. 3 .."

I instantly grab his hand as he intertwined it with mine. My heart just did a whole race around the park.

He looks away smiling as I stare at my feet. FRICK.

"Where are we going?" I ask to claim the silence.

"Let's go eat." He yawns. "I'm hungry, like I said."

"Damn daddy chill." I mumble.

"What's your favourite thing to eat?" He asks.

"Dick?"

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