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Welcome !! I hope everyone is having an awesome day or night ! Hope you guys are staying safe during this pandemic 💓 if you guys need anything , just come to me !! But I hope you enjoy another cringe chapter 💖 let me know your thoughts 😻🤩

PapiYoongi; hey eyebrows ;)

Me; omg omg omg the wink
You so like me 😉

PapiYoongi; yeah right ugly ass

Me;

PapiYoongi; I'm so hungry right now, and jimin usually makes our food 🥺

Me; oh fuck him
I can cook for you papi ;)
It doesn't need anything , just me and you 😻🤤

PapiYoongi; no thanks , I don't wanna get your virus.

Me; says you.
Your legs look like they're trying to copy every pole in the world

PapiYoongi; at least I'm proud of my legs 🙄

Me;

PapiYoongi; the memes are boring.
they're not even funny.
And if they're trying to be, get some new ones.

Me; excuse me?
At least my memes are THICKER than your legs.

PapiYoongi; that's false but ok.
You wish you had my legs 🥶🤝

Me;

PapiYoongi; may I do the honours .

Me; nO
the honours you could do is tAke mY chiLdrEn

PapiYoongi; no thanks, I hate kids
Especially with no eyebrows

Me; how rude to the lil kids
They don't like you either

PapiYoongi; shut up.
I could turn that kid gay ;)

Me;

PapiYoongi; could you like send me some Uber eats 🥵😫

Me; why would you want Uber eats when you can have me 😉

PapiYoongi; because I don't like my food expired.

Me;

PapiYoongi; I'm bored , ask me a question 🥱

Me; are you a top or bottom papi 🤫😉🤤😘😍

PapiYoongi; I'm not answering that.
Do a question that's NOT dirty

Me; ugh fine
What's your favourite position 😉

PapiYoongi; is that supposed to be dirty or ?

Me; nO
I meant in uh basketball of course

PapiYoongi; point guard 🤩 or a shooting guard

Me; wait wait I got another one
What's the best joke you've ever heard 💀

PapiYoongi; you having thick eyebrows .

Me;

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