A/N;
Hi! 

YoongisUselessBoyfriend; hey taehee (:

Me; wassgoodieee

YoongisUselessBoyfriend; how's yoongi? Is he doing alright ?

Me; apart from him complaining that he hasn't gotten his dick sucked in a week, he's fine

YoongisUselessBoyfriend; he misses my dick doesn't he 😫😋

Me; your dick must be really big if two people are sucking it.

YoongisUselessBoyfriend; Ehem I mean 😉

Me; can you tell your ugly ass girlfriend to stay the fuck away from my man

Jimin; what?

Me; miss ugly over here keeps bothering my man

Jimin; is yoongi straight ???

Me;

Aren't you straight as well ? Why are you surprised 🙄🙄🙄

Jimin; he's not the type to go straight straight away 😬

Me; well he is now ;)

Jimin; I miss my lil meow meow 🥺🥰❤️

Me; lil meow meow ? Is that his like sex name or something

Jimin; no that's his nickname

Me;

{ TAEHEE + YOONGI'S MESSAGES }

PapiYoongi; oi taehee .
I know this great place

Me; awh are you already planning our date 🥺🥺

PapiYoongi; you're insane 🙄
I was gonna say, I found this great place for you to fix them eyebrows before you embarrass yourself

Me;

PapiYoongi; it's in California too !!

Me; oh fuck you chopstick legs

PapiYoongi; they're actually gone thick now so shame

Me; stop dreaming

PapiYoongi; ugh I cannot deal with you

Me; anyway, jimin was talking about you

PapiYoongi; oh oh what did he say ?!!

Me; idk
Half of the time we were talking , he didn't make any fucking sense

PapiYoongi; or you just can't read

Me;

PapiYoongi; oh and I have good ass news

Me; what ? What ? What ?
Your finally not being a dumb bitch and starting to become straight ????

PapiYoongi; that's the last thing I'd do the fuck

Me; then what is it 🙄

PapiYoongi; I finally booked my ticket to come over bitch !

Me;

Omg yes , I'm finally having children UGHH
Thank you lord

PapiYoongi; children ?!
I don't want my children being mistaken for having no eyebrows

Me; I don't want my children being mistaken for being a pole

PapiYoongi; I'd rather have children wth jimin

Me; but you can't 💀

PapiYoongi; who said bitch

Me; uhm your gender dumbass

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