A/N;
hi ! (: I hope everyone's doing well <3 all I can say for this book is enjoy! I really don't know where this book is going but aha let's find out and see xoxo
stay safe cuties 🤍

PapiYoongi; hey ! I gotta question
It's just a quick one

Me; yes let's get married and have 6 children 🥺🤤

PapiYoongi; that wasn't even close to the thing I was asking

Me;

PapiYoongi; anyways .
If you were gay, would you date me?

Me; tf.
OF COURSE
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT
if I was an animal, I'd date you ;)

PapiYoongi; so you're saying you're not an animal now?
Surprising.

Me;

PapiYoongi; I'm kidding.
That woman that keeps coming over is so annoying.

Me; drop her addy right now 😭

PapiYoongi; addy????? What's that

Me; do you live under a rock or what omgg

PapiYoongi; hunny, I am the rock

Me;

PapiYoongi; I finally gave her jimins address smh

Me; and you didn't wanna give it to me?
Offended.

PapiYoongi; the fucks I give;
z e r o .

Me;

PapiYoongi; anyways.
what are you doing ?

Me; you know .. ;)
Stuff

PapiYoongi; like?

Me; I'm walking my dog smd
what about you twig

PapiYoongi; oh shut it skinny eyebrows

Me; I'm proud of my eyebrows actually.
They're natural ;)

PapiYoongi; wow I feel so sorry for you walking around the streets like that

Me; can you even walk around the streets with those legs
Surprised you're not using a walking stick.

PapiYoongi; even if I was using a walking stick , I'd attract more men than you.

Me; actually no, they'd probably think you have three legs if you walk around w/ it

PapiYoongi; fuck you.

Me; say less papi😳🤤💖🤪

PapiYoongi; ugh I'm getting a headache

Me;

PapiYoongi; ugh I haven't gotten my dick suck in like a week

Me; I mean you can book my flight earlier than expected 😳😘💘💓

PapiYoongi; anything but you

Me; anything? am I an object dip fuck

PapiYoongi; with your eyebrows like that, yes.

Me;

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