A long time ago, in a place far, far, far, far, far, FAR, away, there was a young boy. His name was Asiago, and he loved making sushi. He would make it in his uncles kitchen. his uncle was arrested for stealing green beans.

Asiago would make his sushi look like people.  One day he made his sushi look like Obama, and called it Ovamma. he thought it was missing something, and looked in the closet, besides his little brother, cheddar, who refused to come out, even though everyone would accept him, there was nothing besides a jar of dust that was labeled, "nope"

So of course Asiago took it and poured it on the sushi. The sushi screamed, and flew up bursting a whole through the ceiling. Not thinking much of it, Asiago continued his life, reading Spider-Man comics, supporting his brother when he did finally come out, and attending his brothers wedding , before dying at age 50 from eating too many sharpies.

while all of this was happening, the Ovamma were building an army on Pluto, and they were preparing to attack earth in less then 2 weeks. 

stay tuned for more!