Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge: ugh is no one on?

Pidge: @ everyone I'm bored

Princess Allura entered the chatroom

Princess Allura: Hello!

Pidge: Yay Allura!!

Pidge: I'm so glad you're here omg

Princess Allura: Aw! You're so sweet!

Princess Allura: Why are you bored?

Pidge: There is nothing to do

Princess Allura: Have you finished watching Game of Thrones?

Pidge: I don't want to talk about it.

Princess Allura: Okay...

Dr. Shiro entered the chatroom

Dr. Shiro: Hey, did something happened to Keith?

Pidge: ???

Dr. Shiro: He's been super weird.

Dr. Shiro: Like more weird than usual.

Princess Allura: I haven't talked to him since one of our last chatrooms.

Pidge: Same here.

Dr. Shiro: Okay, thanks anyway!

Pidge: Did you ask him?

Pidge: You know it's one of the rules that we try to stay out of each other's business unless said person wants to talk.

Dr. Shiro: I tried when he came over but he didn't say a thing and crashed on my couch.

Dr. Shiro: He only just left.

Pidge: Then maybe wait to see if he wants to talk??

Princess Allura: I'm with Katie on this one.

Princess Allura: If Keith wants to talk he will, and until then I think we should just wait it out.

Dr. Shiro: I know you're right but I've never seen him like this and honestly I'm a little worried.

Pidge: Big brother of the year goes to you and not that useless parasite that I call mine.

Princess Allura: Well Matt has had a rough few weeks so let's cut him some slack.

Pidge: Oh no. He dug that hole himself, let him suffer.

Dr. Shiro: He did really hurt Romelle. She isn't the same bright and happy girl that she used to be, no matter how hard she tries to hide it.

Princess Allura: We need to invite her over for another sleepover asap!

Pidge: As long as I get to pick the movie I'll be down.

Lancey Lance entered the chatroom

Pidge: !!!

Princess Allura: Long time no talk!

Lancey Lance: Is Keith not here?

Dr. Shiro: Not at the moment.

Dr. Shiro: What's up?

Lancey Lance: I just really need to talk to him but he's not picking up.

Lancey Lance: I'm going to try him again.

Lancey Lance: Someone @ me if he comes in.

Lancey Lance left the chatroom

Pidge: Shit

Princess Allura: What?

Dr. Shiro: Obviously whatever it is that is bothering Keith involves Lance.

Princess Allura: Oh! That's not good.

Dr. Shiro: Especially if he's dodging calls.

Pidge: Okay fuck the rules

Pidge: We need to find out what happened.

Princess Allura: YES!!!!!

Dr. Shiro: How about we suspend the rules because we care about our friends?

Dr. Shiro: I still think those rules are important and will generally keep the chatroom peace.

Pidge: Yeah whatever. I'm suspending them because I can do that.

Princess Allura: 7b. Said rules may be suspended and reinstated by their creator in order to help a user/users if they are unable to help themselves/unwillingly to ask for help.

Dr. Shiro: Woah!

Princess Allura: Having a serious and defined contract allows us to withhold the rules and peace in the future without people objecting or questioning any of our decisions and/or actions in regards to the technical breach in the rules now.

Princess Allura: I'm covering all of our bases lolol

Pidge: All this technical talk is making me nauseous ugh

Dr. Shiro: I like it. Allura's right. 7b is clearly defined.

Princess Allura: Basically you, Katie, are the only one who can suspend the rules and it also has clearly defined limitations on when the rules can be suspended.

Pidge: yes thank you

Pidge: Who knew having a lawyer would be so great?!

Princess Allura: Thank you!

Dr. Shiro: Hey @ Romelle , pop in whenever you get the chance.

Princess Allura: @ Romelle now preferably.

Princess Allura: Also, restrict Lance and Keith's access so we can talk privately!

Pidge: On it!

Melle entered the chatroom

Melle: What's up???

Pidge: thank god you're so reliable ugh

Pidge: If it was anyone else it would have taken like hours ugh

Pidge: Anyway thanks for answering so quick!

Melle: Sure?

Melle: What's with the urgency?

Princess Allura: We need to know if you know what happened between Lance and Keith.

Melle: And if I did?

Pidge: You can tell us.

Melle: Actually rule 2c says otherwise.

Pidge: Holy shit everyone is actually obeying my rules

Pidge: This is such a power rush

Dr. Shiro: Don't let it go to your head.

Dr. Shiro: Actually, it's okay because Pidge suspended the rules for the time being.

Melle: Oh

Melle: I hate to break it to you but I have no idea what you're talking about.

Princess Allura: But you made it seem like you did?

Melle: yeah well Lance is my ride or die so
┐('∀｀)┌

Melle: I need to always have his back even if I have no idea what's going on.

Pidge: ugh back to square one

Melle: This wouldn't happen to be because of last night?

Dr. Shiro: What happened last night?

Princess Allura: I thought you said you didn't know???

Melle: ughhhhhh this was gonna come out eventually.

Melle: Who's access is restricted?

Dr. Shiro: So this restricting access thing you guys do a lot?

Princess Allura: Shut up we haven't done it to you.

Princess Allura: Spill the tea!

Pidge: Currently only Keith and Lance.

Melle: Restrict Matt's.

Pidge: What the fuck is happening bro lolol

Pidge: done!

Melle: I was with Matt last night...

Princess Allura: !!!

Princess Allura: With Matt or with with Matt?

Melle: If you're asking if I had sex with him I did not.

Melle: I locked myself out last night and for some reason, I called him to break into my apartment because I didn't want to call my landlord.

Melle: He's basically the only person I know who knows how to pick locks.

Dr. Shiro: You didn't want us to know?

Melle: I didn't want Lance to know.

Melle: I still haven't forgiven Matt yet. I'm getting there but it's going to take some time.

Princess Allura: What happened after he opened your door?

Melle: He said goodnight and left.

Princess Allura: Oh.

Melle: While all this was happening I missed a few calls from Lance.

Melle: He stopped calling so I assumed everything was okay.

Melle: Oh god, does that make me a bad friend?!

Dr. Shiro: No, of course not.

Pidge: ugh square one again.

Princess Allura: Not quite!

Princess Allura: We now know that he called Romelle and that he stopped calling which must mean he was in contact with another person.

Dr. Shiro: Another person meaning Keith.

Princess Allura: Exactly!

Dr. Shiro: I'm living for this Nancy Drew stuff but Keith didn't say a word to me about what happened.

Dr. Shiro: He was completely silent.

Melle: Meaning our case has gone cold.

Pidge: I can do something

Pidge: but none of you can be mad

Melle: What?

Princess Allura: I suddenly have a bad feeling.

Pidge: Technically you guys consented when you downloaded my app.

Dr. Shiro: Technically?

Pidge: Before anyone yells at me I've never actually done anything or snooped.

Melle: uh oh

Pidge: The app acts as a door or portal to your phone...

Princess Allura: SO I WAS RIGHT

Dr. Shiro: I should have covered my camera.

Melle: So what can you see/hear on our phones? We might just be able to figure it out!

Princess Allura: You're not more concerned about Katie invading your privacy?

Melle: I don't have anything to hide so it doesn't bother me lolol

Dr. Shiro: Okay yeah but it's still worrying.

Pidge: Everything.

Princess Allura: Excuse me?

Pidge: I have access to everything.

Melle: This is so exciting!

Melle: I feel like I'm on a really cool tv show!

Pidge: is everyone with me?

Pidge: I won't do it if we're not all for it.

Melle: I'm in.

Dr. Shiro: This is fucked but count me in.

Pidge: lolol

Princess Allura: this goes against literally all my morals but I'm hesitantly going to say do it.

Pidge: okay lets listen to Keith's voicemails.

Dr. Shiro: Will he know?

Pidge: nope

Pidge: on his side, it will appear unopened.

Princess Allura: That's creepy.

Melle: that's convenient!

Dr. Shiro: And you weren't going to tell us?

Pidge: no

Pidge: to be honest I made it so I could snoop and get juicy stuff about you guys

Dr. Shiro: Wow.

Princess Allura: Wait does Matt know about that aspect of the app?

Pidge: Hell no. I've gotten the most out of snooping through his phone.

Dr. Shiro: I thought you said you didn't use it?

Pidge: yeah on you guys. I use it all the time on Matt's phone.

Pidge: That's how I knew about Romelle and Matt.

Melle: you knew?

Pidge: Yeah I knew.

Melle: So you found anything good lately?

Melle: On his phone, I mean.

Pidge: Yes.

Melle: Can I know?

Pidge: I don't know...

Princess Allura: We've already suspended the rules.

Princess Allura: Besides, I'm heavily invested in their relationship and want to know.

Melle: Even if it's good or bad.

Melle: it'll only help in the long run!

Dr. Shiro: I can basically tell you everything you want to know because Matt mostly talks to me.

Dr. Shiro: He wants to prove to you that he's changed and such. He's also planning something or trying to because I keep shooting down his ideas lolol.

Pidge: Listen, I know what he's planning but I'm actually sworn to secrecy so I can't tell you.

Melle: Okay

Dr. Shiro: Wait, he decided what he was doing?

Pidge: Yes. Just text him.

Dr. Shiro: Okay, will do.

Princess Allura: Enough about Matt, we need to focus on Keith and Lance.

Pidge: Oh yeah! I was listening and then I got distracted.

Pidge: Okay I'll message if anything interesting comes up.

Princess Allura: What will we do when we find out?

Melle: To be honest, I think it will just depend on what we find out happened.

Dr. Shiro: I just want to know what happened.

Pidge: Everyone shut up.

Pidge: Okay so Lance keeps saying that they have to talk about it, that he wants to talk about it, and that they need to talk about it.

Princess Allura: Did he say what it was?

Pidge: I just listened to one voicemail lolol.

Pidge: Aight, give me a sec.

Dr. Shiro: What could 'it' be?

Melle: An action obviously.

Dr. Shiro: Thank you for that enlightening information.

Melle: I'm sensing a lot of sarcasm from you.

Princess Allura: Well obviously it was something big.

Pidge: Okay so Lance is just begging Keith to pick up in the second one.

Dr. Shiro: That's no help.

Pidge: Obviously.

Pidge: The next one is only 20 seconds of silence and then Lance just hangs up.

Melle: ugh this is the worst. 

Melle: Unrestrict Lance's access. 

Pidge: What? Why?

Melle: Just do it.

Pidge: Okay...

Melle: Keith is here @ Lance

Dr. Shiro: So not only are we suspending the rules but we're lying to members now?

Melle: Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Princess Allura: I agree with Romelle. I think that in order to help we must sometimes hurt.

Lancey Lance entered the chatroom

Lancey Lance: I've been trying to call you for hours

Lancey Lance: I don't want to do this here, can you just call me back?

Melle: Listen to me, Keith isn't here but we just want to know what happened.

Lancey Lance: What?

Dr. Shiro: What happened between you and my brother?

Princess Allura: We've been trying to figure it out but we can't so you just need to tell us.

Lancey Lance: Why?

Dr. Shiro: He's not talking. He's really upset.

Dr. Shiro: If you ever really cared about me, you'll help me understand what happened.

Lancey Lance: You're the worst.

Melle: OK LET'S STOP THIS RIGHT NOW BEFORE WE REGRET ANYTHING WE SAY.

Princess Allura: This about Keith. We're not trying to start a fight.

Dr. Shiro: I'm sorry.

Lancey Lance: Keith kissed me.

Princess Allura: Shit.

Lancey Lance: I didn't kiss back. I was upset about this thing with James and he kissed me because we were arguing about something and he leaned over and kissed me.

Lancey Lance: I'm trying to get him to call me so I can explain everything.

Princess Allura: I'm sure he just needs to cool off.

Pidge: Lance, I hate to break this to you but Keith has liked you since you guys first talked.

Melle: I can confirm.

Lancey Lance: This isn't helping me at all.

Princess Allura: How about this... Did you want to kiss him back?

Lancey Lance: I did.

Pidge: This is all I wanted yet it's so unfilling.

Pidge: Okay. Keith's last location was his apartment.

Lancey Lance: Wait how do you know that?

Dr. Shiro: It's actually a long story...

Melle: Pidge is using the app to hack our phones.

Lancey Lance: !!!

Princess Allura: She says she hasn't hacked our phones just Matt's

Lancey Lance: Is that supposed to make me feel better?

Pidge: Yes.

Lancey Lance: Yeah ok. I trust you.

Dr. Shiro: Really?

Lancey Lance: Yep.

Melle: I guess Lance and I just have nothing to hide lolol.

Lancey Lance: I'm going to go. I'm going to take a nap. Didn't get much sleep.

Melle: I'm going to head over and we can cuddle and stuff.

Lancey Lance: Ok, that sounds good.

Lancey Lance left the chatroom

Melle left the chatroom

Princess Allura: Wow.

Pidge: I don't even know where to start.

Dr. Shiro: I do. I'm going to head over to Keith's place to check on him.

Pidge: Say hello to Cosmo for me.

Dr. Shiro: Ok, I will.

Dr. Shiro left the chatroom

Princess Allura: We need to delete the chatroom.

Pidge: Or we can leave it up...

Princess Allura: Oh?

Pidge: I don't want to exclude both Hunk and Lotor because they're not here. They deserve to know all that happened and be kept in the loop too.

Princess Allura: That's fair.

Pidge: Where is Lotor anyway?

Princess Allura: Not sure, I texted him earlier and he seemed off and then we had to cancel our date...

Pidge: What?

Princess Allura: Yeah... His dad called him and he was pretty upset about it.

Princess Allura: What about Hunk?

Pidge: Last I checked he was asleep. 

Pidge: He pulled an all-nighter for an insane test but he said he thought he aced it!

Princess Allura: Oh good job Hunk!

Pidge: I told him that he didn't need to because he was smart but he insisted. 

Princess Allura: Everyone in this chatroom is wicked smart lolol

Pidge: Agree to disagree.

Pidge: Lance is oblivious. Matt is stupid. Shiro doesn't have common sense apparently. etc etc.

Pidge: I can go on if you like.

Princess Allura: I'm good omg.

Princess Allura: Wait Lotor just texted me.

Princess Allura: Somethings up. It's not good.

Pidge: Aw jeez Rick

Pidge: Is he okay?

Princess Allura: I'm not sure... I'm going to call him. I'll keep you in the loop.

Princess Allura left the chatroom

Pidge left the chatroom