Sharpshooter entered the chatroom

Sharpshooter changed user to Lancey Lance

Grammar police entered the chatroom

Lancey Lance changed GC TRIAL 2 to Come up with better GC names

Grammar police: Aren't you supposed to be studying?

Lancey Lance: Aren't you on shift?

Lancey Lance: hm?

Lancey Lance: hmmmmmm???

Lancey Lance: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm????

Grammar police changed user to Dr. Shiro

Dr. Shiro: Yeah but I'm on my lunch break so I thought now would be a perfect time to log in.

Lancey Lance: Oh that's reasonable.

Dr. Shiro: Let me repeat myself. Aren't you supposed to be studying?

Lancey Lance: I'm bored and tired.

Dr. Shiro: That does not answer my question.

Dr. Shiro: How much sleep are you getting?

Lancey Lance: not enough lololol

Dr. Shiro: So I can assume you're not studying.

Lancey Lance: you can assume what you want

Dr. Shiro: Okay...

Dr. Shiro: So you're not studying?

Lancey Lance: yeah

Dr. Shiro: Oh.

Lancey Lance: I feel like you're judging me.

Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge: he is judging you

Pidge: anyway don't be weird. my friend is going to log on any second now

Lancey Lance: What do you mean don't be weird?

Lancey Lance: Am I normally weird?

Dr. Shiro: Not at all. Also, great capitalization! (:

Pidge: You're a fucking weirdo

Pidge: it's worrying

Allura has entered the chatroom

Pidge: I think about it late at night

Lancey Lance: Do you really?

Pidge: yea

Dr. Shiro: At least she's thinking about you!

Lancey Lance: That's not exactly reassuring !!!

Lancey Lance: Oh god am I weird ?????

Pidge: yea

Dr. Shiro: No.

Pidge: JSJSJSBSBSH I'M SORRY I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT YOU CAME IN SKSJJSD

Pidge: LANCE AND SHIRO SHUT UP ALLURA IS HERE

Pidge: !!!!

Dr. Shiro: Nice to meet you Allura.

Allura: Hello! Thank you guys for allowing me to be in your group chat.

Lancey Lance: Hi

pond scum entered the chatroom

pond scum: hi hi hello hi

Lancey Lance: Hey Matt

Lancey Lance: Quick question, am I weird?

pond scum: yeah

pond scum: We're all weird here lololol

pond scum: except you, Allura I don't know you enough to assume that

Allura: Ah yes... Well, I hope to get to know all of you soon!

Lancey Lance: Where's Hunk?

Pidge: He's studying, at the library ...

Lancey Lance: oooOOooHhhh

pond scum: huh?

Dr. Shiro: What's so special about studying at the library? Also, @ Lance you need to study

Lancey Lance: shut up

Lancey Lance: If he's at the library that means he's studying with the study group

Pidge: and if he's with the study group that means he's there with Shay

Lancey Lance: SHAY SHAY SHAY

Lancey Lance: Shay

Allura: He likes Shay?

Lancey Lance: TEN POINTS GRYFFINDOR

Allura: *Ravenclaw but thank you

Lancey Lance: YO SAME RAVENCLAW BUDDIES

Lancey Lance: Idk why I was getting Gryffindor vibes from you

Allura: I get that a lot.

Pidge: SHE'S LITERALLY ONLY SPOKEN TWICE

Allura: @ Katie He said vibes duh.

Lancey Lance: Yeah duh.

Lancey Lance: also @ Allura you seem really cool

Allura: Thank you! You do too (:

Dr. Shiro: How'd she figure out Hunk likes Shay in a few really weird and vague messages?

pond scum: I'm just as lost as you !!!

Allura: Let's just call it female intuition.

Lancey Lance: plus she's a Ravenclaw

Pidge: YOU GUYS ARE AVOIDING THE MOST SURPRISING ASPECT OF THIS CONVERSATION

Pidge: Lance is a Ravenclaw ???

Pidge: a??Ravenclaw??

Pidge: how has this not been discussed ??

Lancey Lance: you're insulting my intelligence right now ))):

Lancey Lance: I'm in Med school !!

Lancey Lance: I'm brilliant!

Pidge: I JUST DIDN'T KNOW BC WE'VE NEVER DISCUSSED HOUSES WITH EACH OTHER

Allura: Everyone say their houses and it'll be done and over with.

Lancey Lance: Hunk is a Hufflepuff.

Allura: Ravenclaw.

Lance: Ravenclaw.

Pidge: Slytherin.

Dr. Shiro: Gryffindor.

Matt: Hufflepuff.

Lancey Lance: Dang, we're a whole gang.

Pidge changed Come up with better GC names to gang gang

Dr. Shiro: Pidge no.

Pidge: Pidge yes.

Dr. Shiro: I have to go now. @ Lance you need to study.

Dr. Shiro left the chatroom

pond scum: are you embracing the name Pidge now?

Pidge: how about you? Are you embracing your user?

pond scum: it's better than some of the other names you called me.

Lancey Lance: you right.

Allura: Oh! So this your brother Katie?

Pidge: sadly

pond scum changed user to Math

Math: Dndnnsna I messed up

Math changed user to Matt

Pidge changed Matt's user to Math

Math: ok

Math: I'm not doing this right now

Math: I was playing PAC man so see ya

Math left the chatroom

Allura: He's nothing how you described

Pidge: HE'S EXACTLY HOW I DESCRIBED

Lancey Lance: @ Allura they also look the same

Lancey Lance: almost like twins

Lancey Lance: the only time I can tell them apart is if they're standing and if I can see their faces really well

Lancey Lance: @ Katie did Matt get all the height

Pidge: Shut up. I'll hack your life, I'll ruin everything.

Lancey Lance: Chill. It was just a joke.

Allura: Why faces?

Lancey Lance: Matt as this little scar on his cheek that he got from ???

Allura: What do you mean ???

Pidge: He changes his story every time but when he was little he was convinced that he got it when fighting off an alien

Allura: Everyone went through an alien phase lol

Allura: When I was little and first moved in with my uncle, he'd pretend to be my royal advisor and I was an alien princess.

Pidge: Alien princess, nice

Lancey Lance: Dang, I really have to go

Lancey Lance: I need to study )):

Lancey Lance: It was nice meeting you @ Allura !!

Lancey Lance left the conversation

Pidge: thank god

Allura: I like them! They're easy to talk too and nice! Everything is so much fun !!

Pidge: Wait until you meet Hunk. He's my favorite.

Allura: I can't wait!!

Allura: I have to log off now because I have to draft my mock opening statement.

Pidge: Have fun !!

Pidge: Call me if your computer gives you trouble again, yeah?

Allura: Okay! Thanks again Pidge. I really appreciate it.

Pidge: Anytime

Allura left the chatroom

Pidge left the chatroom