Lance entered the chatroom

Lance: do it now !!! @ Katie

Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge: holy fuck chill out

Pidge invited Romelle

Lance: THANK YOU YOURE THE BEST

Pidge: don't I know it

Romelle entered the chatroom

Romelle: this is so cool!

Pidge: yea I get that a lot lolol

Romelle: hmm I feel like it's missing something

Romelle: it's just I don't know

Romelle: never mind

Pidge: what ???????

Romelle: it kinda looks weird?

Romelle: like I feel like there should be profile pictures with our names, you know?

Romelle: does that make sense?

Romelle: Like I said !! Never mind !!

Romelle: please don't kick me out of your app

Pidge: no holy shit you're right

Pidge: we need profile pictures!!

Pidge: THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

Romelle: really!!??

Romelle: that's so cool!

Pidge: yeah I like you

Pidge: you're cool

Romelle: thank you (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)

Lance: I told you she was cool!!

Lance: where is everyone ???

Lance: @ everyone !!!

Lance: wait that worked?

Pidge: yeah it's a new feature I was just gonna test out sigh

Keith entered the chatroom

Keith: is that new?

Pidge: uwu yeah do you like it?

Keith: no

Pidge: fuck u

Pidge: I should change your name back to Kuro

Keith: no please

Lance: stop teasing him lolol

Allura entered the chatroom

Allura: ...

Pidge: hehe

Allura: honestly Katie what the fuck?

Lance: !!! That's the first time Allura cursed !!!

Romelle: What happened??

Keith: you didn't hear it?

Lance: I heard it.

Allura: the law and order sound that played when I entered the chat

Romelle: no way! I didn't hear it

Pidge: log out and enter again

Allura: no

Romelle: Please I just turned on my sound!

Allura: @ Lotor

Lance: oh my god are we all gonna come

Romelle: Will it play when he enters too?

Pidge: yea

Keith: how much free time do you have

Allura: Too much of it apparently!!

Lotor entered that chatroom

Romelle: I heard it!

Romelle: omg that's so funny !!!

Lotor: You were being serious?

Allura: She was.

Pidge: it's funny

Lance: I have to agree

Romelle: Okay why does it play though?

Keith: theyre lawyers

Lance: or going to be lolol

Allura: That show isn't even focused on the lawyers either!

Lotor: You ever watch Judge Judy?

Allura: Don't give her any other ideas!

Keith: yeah I kinda dig it

Keith: its cool

Romelle: oooooooo

Romelle: Grey's theme for the doctors!!!

Pidge: YES

Lance: NOOO

Dr. Shiro entered the chatroom

Dr. Shiro: What'd I miss?

Dr. Shiro: Also fancy seeing you here Dr. Pollux.

Romelle: So formal omg

Romelle: I told you to just call me Romelle omg

Dr. Shiro: Alright!

Dr. Shiro: I can't believe I missed the Law and Order sound!

Dr. Shiro: Also let's do a song from Chicago Med instead.

Lance: no song!

Keith: lolol

Allura: Not so funny now that you're on the receiving end of the joke, huh?

Lotor: Where's Hunk and Matt?

Lotor: Were almost all here.

Pidge: @ Hunk come to the chatroom sweetheart!!

Pidge: @ Matt get your ass in here before I ban you for life

Matt entered the chatroom

Matt: You know I don't respond well to threats!

Romelle: poor guy (つ﹏<。)

Matt: You must be Romelle!!

Matt: Hi I'm a cool astronaut

Matt: I might be going to space soon you know no big deal or anything

Romelle: Really?!?

Matt: yeah gonna explore and find stuff I'll be in the history books

Dr. Shiro: Wow that was a lot all at once. Why don't you slow it down a bit?

Keith: you haven't even been accepted at NASA yet

Matt: anyway don't listen to them

Matt: I'm Matthew, nice to meet you, I'm 28 and single, tragically good looking with a great sense of humor

Matt: I've heard a lot about you and can I say wow! Let me take you on a date or two

Matt: I'll name stars after you

Romelle: oh my gosh (≧▽≦)

Lance: stop harassing my friend !!!

Pidge: laying it on a bit thick yeah?

Hunk entered that chatroom

Lance: Hey everyone's here!

Hunk: hey everyone

Keith: sup

Hunk: Nice to meet you Romelle!

Matt: aren't you happy to see me?

Hunk: no

Keith: wow what happened

Hunk: he knocked me off the leaderboards

Romelle: (╥_╥)

Hunk: exactly!

Pidge: I could wipe the leaderboards

Lance: lolol

Matt: No please!

Hunk: PIDGE YES

Matt: PIDGE NO

Pidge: PIDGE MAYBE

Keith: no I have the fastest time in solitaire!

Lance: maybe just pac man then?

Romelle: THERE'S GAMES TOO ???!!!

Romelle: (◯Δ◯∥)

Allura: Oh poor girl! @ Lance why didn't you tell her all these things?

Lance: I forgot lolol

Hunk: there really should be a newbies guide or something

Dr. Shiro: I agree! I'm still trying to figure things out myself actually.

Matt: that's because you're old and no longer tech savvy

Dr. Shiro: Shut up!

Pidge: the equivalent of "get off my lawn"

Lotor: lolol anyway let's move on

Romelle: oh hey I was wondering

Romelle: what kind of name is Lotor?

Romelle: is that like your username or is it your real name ??

Allura: omg

Keith: lolol

Lotor: What kind of name is Romelle?

Romelle: a cute one (◡‿◡✿)

Keith: got you there

Hunk: Lotor is his real name lolol

Romelle: that's unfortunate

Lotor: heyy

Allura: IM HOLLERING

Pidge: I literally cannot fucking bREATHE

Keith: get an inhaler

Dr. Shiro: Okay guys lets all settle down.

Romelle: Wow he's exactly this irl too!

Lance: I know lolol

Hunk: You're the mom friend

Pidge: Dad friend

Keith: space dad

Lance: !!!

Pidge: If the shoe fits

Dr. Shiro: I'm not space dad.

Matt: space dad space dad space dad

Lance: I say space you say dad

Lance: SPACE

Keith: ... space dad?

Lance: no like just say dad

Keith: ???

Allura: Do you not know how a cheer works?

Lotor: DAD

Lance: thanks man

Lotor: No problem, didn't want to leave you hanging.

Dr. Shiro: I'm not your space dad.

Keith: wouldn't it be easier just to say space dad and get the chant over and done with

Matt: are you still on this ??? Lolol

Hunk: but it's about the team mentality

Romelle: like doing things together

Matt: yeah!

Keith: i don't get it

Matt: everyone stop you're confusing Keith over here

Keith: i get it but like for time efficiency it would just be easier to say space dad ??

Lance: the cheer included the instructions tho

Lance: don't worry we'll work on it

Dr. Shiro: How about instead of Space dad we use Voltron?

Pidge: That makes some sense

Lance: yeah you're right

Hunk: so while we're all here did any of you do the homework? I forgot about it

Lotor: no

Matt: no

Keith: nope

Lance: no

Allura: Lotor you said it was fun!

Lotor: It is! I assure you.

Pidge: no it's not

Pidge: He only said that because he loves you

Romelle: (◯Δ◯∥) !!!

Lotor: ahem we talked about this Pidge

Pidge: oh was I not supposed to tell her ??? even though it's super obvious ??? was I not supposed to tell @ Allura that you @ Lotor have had a crush on her for years ??????

Pidge: not tell her that secret ??? my bad sorry !!!

Lance: Dude I am so sorry

Allura: ANYWAY

Allura: Now that we're all here I'm assigning the homework to everyone.

Allura: Find a place we can all meet up at and have some fun.

Keith: Outer Space

Matt: Yes dude!

Hunk: Not all of us are going to be trained astronauts though.

Dr. Shiro: The bigger issue is that it's not at all possible for us to go to outer space? Like why were you guys entertaining the idea that somehow we'd all make it to outer space like it was no big deal?

Allura: Lololol

Keith: I didn't mean like actual Outer Space but maybe we could meet at the observatory one night and look at the stars or something.

Romelle: that sounds like fun!

Allura: Okay for now (unless we come up with a better idea) we'll try to go for that.

Lotor: But let's keep looking though. Keep the ideas coming.

Allura: Exactly what I was about to say.

Pidge: So for the profile pictures what are you guys thinking?

Pidge: beside our names

Pidge: Or should our names kinda be on top of our pictures

Dr. Shiro: What about profile pictures?

Pidge: Romelle has this brilliant idea about the inclusion of profile pictures with our names

Keith: im against

Pidge: this isn't a for or against I'm adding profile pictures dick

Hunk: wow! Why don't we bring it down several notches ??

Hunk: you're an eleven and you need to be like a four

Allura: Agreed!

Allura: I personally like the idea of profile pictures!

Lance: Keith and I don't want to know what the other looks like until we meet

Keith: ^^^

Pidge: Not my problem

Pidge: no one said the picture had to be of yourself lolol

Pidge: I'm making mine a meme or something

Lance: Okay then that works!

Keith: yeah okay i can work with that

Dr. Shiro: Okay so I have to work on a place to meet up and take a new photo for the profile picture!

Matt: why do you need to take one? just use one of your old selfies

Dr. Shiro: Yeah no. I need a new picture.

Matt: if you're about to say you're ugly you're gonna be punched in the face

Matt: you're gonna catch these hands

Matt: SOME OF US ARE ACTUALLY UGLY

Romelle: I'm sure you're not ugly! beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway!

Matt: marry me

Romelle: this is all happening so fast !!!

Romelle: (〃▽〃)

Pidge: gross

Dr. Shiro: You're not ugly Matt.

Matt: you're obligated to say that since your my best friend

Allura: You're not ugly.

Matt: ????

Matt: you haven't met me ?????

Matt: Is Pidge showing embarrassing photos of me again?!?

Lotor: Again?

Allura: If you look like Pidge you're not ugly because she's absolutely adorable!

Pidge: aw thanks mom

Hunk: just get a haircut

Matt: Never

Lance: how long is your hair omg ??

Dr. Shiro: When was the last time you got a haircut?

Matt: it's pretty long lolol

Matt: few months ago I just got a trim

Keith: @ Shiro im not the only one with a mullet

Dr. Shiro: Yeah but Matt's hair doesn't look like a mullet.

Pidge: oooooooo

Allura: You have a mullet?

Matt: Business in the front, party in the back.

Keith: it's not a mullet

Lance: are you sure?

Keith: positive

Lance: hmmmm sounds like something someone with a mullet would say

Hunk: that's true!

Keith: is not!

Lance: is to!

Pidge: lets change his name to mullet!

Allura: Yes!

Keith: no

Lance: I don't think he knows how to change his name back

Romelle: omg

Matt: you changed my name tho!

Keith: yea i don't know how i did that

Hunk: I was a little confused at first too if I'm gonna be honest

Dr. Shiro: Okay but even I know how to change my username.

Hunk: fair point!

Lotor: Is that why Lance changed it back for you?

Keith: yeah

Romelle: that's so cute!

Keith: i think we have different definitions of cute

Pidge: wayyyy different

Dr. Shiro: lolol

Dr. Shiro: I have to go but it was nice seeing you guys! That chatroom is so lively lately I love it! I hope it stays like this!

Dr. Shiro: Bye!

Lotor: See you!

Allura: Bye!!!

Dr. Shiro left the chatroom

Matt: He didn't even let all of us say goodbye!

Hunk: there is a lot of us though

Lance: yeah if he had to leave that moment then he wouldn't be able to just hang around waiting for us all to say goodbye

Lotor: I got to say goodbye.

Allura: Same here. I guess that just means we're fast texters!

Pidge: yeah sure okay

Pidge: I'm going and leaving before any of you say goodbye

Pidge left the chatroom

Hunk: wow!

Lance: that was really fast!

Keith: so extra

Lance: lololol

Romelle: well I want to explore the app so I'm gonna go, thank you for the invite!!!

Matt: wait I'll call you on the app and help you through it!

Lance: no!

Matt: you can't stop our love

Romelle: THERE'S A CALLING FEATURE TOO ??? (◯Δ◯∥) !!!

Matt: I'll tell you all about it when I call you

Lotor: Oh my god

Matt left the chatroom

Romelle left the chatroom

Allura: so maybe Matt will get a girlfriend before I do?

Hunk: but the five year plan ?? He just met Romelle

Lotor: Oh you're right hmmm

Lotor: Maybe they're soulmates and are destined to be together?

Lance: what are you guys talking about?

Lotor: Matt basically has a five year plan that can explain the progression of a relationship

Allura: A what?

Keith: I'm equally confused.

Hunk: we must have talked about it when you guys weren't here or something

Allura: Obviously lolol.

Lance: is it all the way up in the chat??

Hunk: Kind of ???

Keith: ugh never mind im not that interested

Allura: I kind of am! Can it explain every relationship?

Hunk: yes

Hunk: we used it to explain you and Lotor's fast progression

Allura: Are we going too fast?

Lotor: No!

Lotor: It's a stupid thing anyway it doesn't account that perhaps both parties like each other a lot and want to keep moving forward despite how little time they've truly know each other

Lotor: He's got a cynical view on relationships. He tried to boil everything down to a science when feelings and emotions doesn't conform to that.

Hunk: look at Kim Kardashian !! her one marriage lasted like only a few days

Lance: so Matt's a liar

Lotor: Not necessarily just bad at making an equation based on humans because we're unpredictable and don't have a singular way of thinking

Keith: i ain't calling him a truther lolol

Allura: So weren't not going too fast? Do people think we're moving too fast?!

Hunk: This sounds like a personal conversation that the two of you need to have

Allura: Leave so I can call you

Allura left the chatroom

Lotor: Yikes thanks Hunk

Hunk: sorry

Lotor: it's fine I knew it was bound to happen anyway ! See you guys soon

Lotor: Wish me luck!

Hunk: Luck!

Lotor left the chatroom

Lance: that was something

Keith: lolol

Hunk: we love drama in this chatroom !!!

Lance: uh sure

Keith: maybe because you've been in the center of the drama you don't like it but from outsiders perspective it's pretty rich

Hunk: do you think that Matt and Romelle are really talking?

Lance: I hope not but I know they are.

Keith: she's too nice lolol

Hunk: that's not a bad quality to have

Hunk: I think it's the best quality to have

Lance: it sure is nice to be nice

Keith: see I'm nice but I don't look nice if that makes sense

Hunk: resting bitch face?

Keith: yeah

Lance: lolol try to smile more

Lance: I think people are the prettiest when they smile

Keith: I guess I'll try that

Hunk: ugh I have to go

Keith: why ?

Lance: ))):

Hunk: I have to finish up some homework I've been procrastinating but tell Romelle it was really nice meeting her!

Lance: will do!

Hunk left the chatroom

Keith: she seems really cool

Lance: if you're asking me to set you up with her my answer is still no I might like you more than Matt but that's my best friend !!

Keith: oh no! I like guys!

Lance: wait what?

Keith: you like me more than matt ???

Lance: obviously

Lance: but wait!! hold on!!! i didn't know you were gay?

Keith: thats right super keith is gay

Lance: Wait was that a South Park reference?

Keith: yeah!

Lance: I feel like I'm learning so much more about you omg

Keith: I like guys and I'm into offensive cartoons?

Lance: well it's like I didn't know that before and now I do

Lance: I like learning about you and what you like!

Keith: I like learning about you too.

Keith: who's your favorite character?

Lance: Craig. You remind me of him actually!

Keith: i like him too

Keith: we're both disaster gays who like space lolol

Lance: that's actually surprisingly accurate lolol

Keith: so i mean who do you like

Lance: ???

Keith: i mean like I know you liked shiro but was that like a one time thing or only because it was shiro

Lance: oh I'm bi

Keith: oh cool

Lance: lolol so awkward

Keith: it's not like I can say anything else lolol !!!

Lance: wow flustered Keith is really cute!

Keith: !!!!!!!

Keith: not helping

Lance: now I wanna call ya so I can tease you over the phone

Keith: no pls

Lance: aw I wanted to hear your voice !!

Keith: fine

Lance: really ??!!

Lance: if I call will you answer?

Keith: always

Lance left the chatroom

Keith left the chatroom