Lancey Lance entered the chatroom

Lancey Lance changed user to Lance

Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge: What was wrong with your old user ??

Lance: omg that was fast

Lance: idk everyone else has their name/nickname that sounds cool and/or mature

Lance: decided to just change it to my name lolol

Lance: since I really don't have a nickname

Pidge: um I can recall at least one

Keith entered the chatroom

Lance: it's Loverboy Lance isn't it?

Pidge: lolol

Keith: loverboy ???

Lance: oh this is embarrassing

Pidge: with that amount of times you been embarrassed in the past two weeks that's nothing

Lance: yes thank you for reminding me katie

Pidge: yeah no problem

Keith: it's kinda cute in a way i guess

Lance: you guess?

Keith: seems to fit you

Keith: but im gonna miss lancey lance

Lance: maybe I'll bring it back some other time

Keith: yea you should

Pidge: anyway enough with the mush in the chatroom notice anything different ???

Lance: no

Keith: the background

Lance: omg I didn't even notice!

Lance: did you and Matt take it ??

Pidge: no I just grabbed one from my dad's stuff

Keith: your dad takes pictures of the stars ?

Pidge: uh yeah

Pidge: he works at observatory

Keith: !!!

Keith: thats so cool

Lance: yeah it really is

Lance: I used to love going there and looking at the stars

Pidge: used to ?? I still do lolol

Keith: that sounds like a lot of fun

Keith: i haven't been to the observatory since i was a kid

Keith: shiro took me there once when i first came to live with him

Keith: think thats where i decided to write adventures and stuff in the stars

Pidge: I thought you wrote horror

Keith: do you think i was writing horror at the age of seven

Lance: you seem like the type

Pidge: lololol

Keith: anyway

Pidge: yeah what are you to losers doing here

Keith: *two

Pidge: honestly what the fuck man

Pidge: you type like shit and I don't say anything to you

Pidge: it was a mistake ugh

Pidge: what are you guys doin here

Lance: what are you doing here?

Keith: nice one

Pidge: you're both lame and that wasn't even that good

Pidge: I'm here bc I have nothing better to and saw that you guys logged in

Lance: oh I just got lonely now that Rolo is out of the dorm again lolol

Keith: thats good then

Keith: we dont like rolo right

Lance: eh he's okay

Lance: he's just the worst when he's in a mood

Pidge: and he's in a mood most of the time

Keith: lolol

Lance: it's nice and whatever

Lance: Romelle just uses his bed when we have a long shift and she's too tired to drive all the way home

Keith: so you wanted him out for that reason

Lance: kinda

Lance: it's complicated

Lance: it's nice having a room to yourself but also having a roommate is nice

Lance: essentially I like to be alone but hate it at the same time lolol

Pidge: okay Holden Caulfield

Pidge: next thing he's gonna start doing is calling us all god damn phonies

Keith: hey that's my favorite book

Pidge: Of course it is phony

Lance: what's going on ???

Keith: you've never read the book?

Lance: what book?

Keith: The Catcher in the Rye.

Pidge: holy shit he used proper english

Lance: No, you've read the book @ Katie ??

Pidge: yeah back in high school

Keith: its honestly one of the best books i ever read

Pidge: I mean it's alright I guess

Keith: i cant believe youve never read it

Keith: i'll give shiro my copy and tell him to give it to you

Pidge: So we becoming a book club or something??

Keith: um no im just letting Lance borrow it

Keith: sorry its gonna be marked up from my annotations and thoughts and such

Lance: ooh I get a glimpse into the the mind of Keith I like that

Pidge: more like a glimpse into what Keith thinks Holden's mind is

Keith: which isn't a very good headspace at all lolol

Lance: but what do you like about it so much?

Keith: honestly a lot of things

Keith: for one how it's written

Pidge: but he's a pathological liar therefore an unreliable narrator

Keith: just because he's unreliable doesn't mean it's not good

Keith: I've written tons of pieces where the reader knows they can't really trust the narrator. I think it's cool when you have to read in between the lines and you can't trust everything the character says.

Lance: dude

Lance: That's like actually English!

Keith: ???

Lance: So when you talk about something you like you tend to actually use capitalization and punctuation?

Keith: hahaha i guess ???

Lance: interesting.

Pidge: yea very interesting

Lance: I can practically see the gleam in her glasses from here.

Keith: you wear glasses

Pidge: yea I'm blind as fuck

Keith: i didnt know

Keith: i dont know what you guys look like

Keith: well except shiro but thats bc hes my brother

Lance: but you know Matt right?

Keith: oh yeah but that's only because he used to come over to hang with Shiro

Lance: Pidge looks like that except but she has those hipster round wire rim glasses that everyone else has

Pidge: heyyy

Keith: like exactly like her brother?

Lance: yeah it's almost freaky

Keith: are you guys clones or something

Lance: holy shit conspiracy theories

Pidge: we're not clones I can promise you that lolol

Keith: i wrote a story like that was once

Lance: about conspiracy theories??

Pidge: I think he meant clones lolol

Keith: yeah

Keith: the reader follows a character who must battle his own clones to survive

Keith: in the end he finds out that he's a clone and he killed the original version of himself and has to pretend to be the original for the rest of his life

Keith: he's unhappy and utterly alone but so good at playing the original version of himself no one even notices

Lance: that sounds so cool!!! A bit sad but cool nonetheless!!!

Pidge: yeah okay what the fuck happens in your mind

Keith: huh

Pidge: What were you think of when you thought of that idea?

Pidge: like dude what the fuck is happening in there ???

Keith: oh

Keith: a lot i guess lolol

Lance: honestly what's happening in all of our minds?

Pidge: you right

Pidge: speaking of wack

Pidge: Hunk and Lotor talked about dating earlier

Keith: really

Pidge: yeah this chatroom is fucking all over the place

Keith: ive noticed lolol

Lance: I kinda like it though lolol

Lance: it occupies the mind

Lance: I think about logging in almost all the time lolol

Keith: same here

Pidge: I'll perform an intervention if I have to

Lance: lolol that would be something

Allura entered the chatroom

Pidge: omg yes

Pidge: a skinny queen

Allura: What?

Lance: ignore her lolol

Allura: Alright.

Allura: Hello all! It's been a long time since I was on lolol.

Pidge: just say a hot minute

Allura: Honestly what does that mean?

Allura: Hot minute just sounds wrong??

Lance: lolol it just means a long time

Allura: Oh

Allura: Anyway! @ Lance how are you?

Lance: I'm good.

Keith: sounds like your lying

Lance: I'm really okay lolol

Lance: it sucks but that's just how it is sometimes

Keith: doesnt make me feel any better about it

Lance: sorry

Lance: guess what?

Allura: What?

Lance: I'm watching a brain surgery this week!

Pidge: oh?

Lance: yeah I'm really excited

Allura: Honestly I could never!

Allura: I get so queasy at the mention of blood haha.

Lance: really? I'm alright around it.

Allura: Kudos to you. Thank god you're going into the profession.

Allura: We need more doctors.

Pidge: More doctors like Lance.

Lance: awwwww

Pidge: you've cashed in all your compliments this month

Pidge: next compliment will be five dollars

Lance: what?!

Pidge: I make it a point not to give out too many compliments because then people start expecting me to give them out

Allura: lolol

Keith: you havent really complimented me tho

Allura: Or me?

Lance: it's cause I'm special

Allura: Okay whatever lolol.

Allura: Actually wanna meet somewhere
@ Katie ??

Pidge: why lolol

Allura: My computer is acting up again! Also my T key is stuck and I'm in dire need of your help.

Allura: I have a paper due soon and I need that key!

Pidge: yeah I guess

Allura: I could go the Starbucks on campus?

Pidge: nah let's go somewhere else just pick me up

Pidge: I hate that Starbucks it's always cramped and full of fucking fake ass people

Keith: full of phonies lolol

Pidge: shut up Holden

Allura: Okay sounds like a plan!

Lance: you don't live on campus?

Allura: Heavens no.

Keith: lolol

Keith: i dont either

Keith: got a shitty apartment

Pidge: you really are just one cliche wrapped in another

Keith: thanks

Allura: Lolol.

Pidge: let me fucking guess

Pidge: you like your coffee black like your soul. no sleeping schedule bc when inspiration comes you let it. black leather writing journal. only write in pen bc you don't like erasing. only wear black jeans.

Keith: i actually like my coffee light and sweet

Lance: but she got everything else omg ???

Keith: what can i say i like my aesthetic

Lance: your aesthetic is cool!

Pidge: shut up omg

Allura: Let me get ready and then I'll text you when I'm on my way!

Pidge: Think you're gonna see Lotor?

Keith: oooooooo

Allura: No lolol.

Allura: See you soon!

Allura left the chatroom

Pidge: totally gonna tell Lotor where we're going

Lance: lolol

Keith: allura might just actually kill you

Lance: she just might

Pidge: She'll forgive me if he finally mans up and asks her out

Keith: maybe hes just scared

Lance: honestly if I could do it he can

Pidge: look it how well that went though

Lance: good point

Lance: tell him to not do it

Lance: an unrequited crush is better than heartbreak and rejection

Pidge: go cry me a river

Lance: ouch

Pidge: I'm leaving because I'm bored

Pidge: uwu

Keith: see ya

Pidge left the chatroom

Lance: anyway !!! what's up?

Keith: nothing

Keith: im laying in bed

Keith: im wondering what you look like

Lance: what I look like?

Keith: yeah ive never seen you before

Lance: I haven't seen you either

Keith: will you describe what you look like for me?

Lance: really? That's so embarrassing omg

Keith: Why not? I want to imagine what you look like.

Lance: I'll try. I'm no wordsmith like you but I'll see what I can do!

Lance: People say I have really pretty eyes. They're blue sometimes grey. I have freckles from spending my summer on the beach. I'm pretty tan, I like sunbathing and Cuban so I'm like tan tan. I have dark brown hair that's an okay length.

Keith: an okay length ok lolol

Keith: so specific

Lance: um sorry hahaha

Keith: don't be nervous!

Lance: that doesn't help omg

Keith: how about you just tell me other stuff about yourself then?

Keith: if that's easier?

Lance: Okay!

Lance: I keep my nails short so I don't pop a glove. When I'm not in my scrubs I stick with my jean jacket. I like slurpees and sour patch kids but only the blue ones. Anything blue pretty much.

Lance: that's actually why blue scrubs looks so good on me

Keith: I'm sure that's it hahaha

Lance: you see us drinking slurpees and eating sour patch kids yet ??

Keith: not quite I need a bit more

Lance: I'm told I have doctor hands because my hands are always cold. My sister Veronica says I have great eyelashes! If you look at my right arm some of my freckles form what looks like the Big Dipper!

Keith: that's an asterism, you mean Ursa Major?

Lance: yeah lolol

Lance: we really should ask Pidge to put in a feature to send photos or something lolol

Lance: I could give you my instagram

Keith: well where's the fun in that lolol

Lance: so true I kinda like the mystery here

Keith: I like and dislike it

Lance: you should describe what you look like so I can imagine you.

Keith: I'll try my best

Lance: hmm think of yourself as a character, how would you describe that character ??

Keith: that makes things a little easier

Keith: i guess im kind of pale??? i tend to burn in the sun so i try my best to avoid prolonged exposure. have brown eyes. black hair that shiro swears is a mullet. tend to lean toward black clothes and accent it with like a red shirt or something lolol

Lance: mullet lolol

Keith: I happen to like it lolol

Keith: what does your nose look like? i'm having a hard time picturing it

Lance: I guess it's slender ?? It's just a normal nose lolol

Keith: geez that helps a ton

Lance: this is really hard lolol

Lance: it would be easier sending a picture~

Keith: but I want it to be a complete surprise when we meet.

Lance: you want to meet me?

Keith: Yes.

Keith: of course

Lance: Okay!

Lance: then when we meet it will be all the more special

Keith: exactly

Lance: I like that idea

Lance: when do you wanna meet?

Keith: hmm

Keith: don't know

Lance: lolol

Keith: I like what we have right now though

Lance: so then let's not change it just yet

Keith: Okay

Lance: i want to hear your voice

Lance: do you want to continue this over the phone ???

Keith: yes

Lance: ok give me a sec

Lance left the chatroom

Keith left the chatroom