Dr. Shiro entered the chatroom

Dr. Shiro: @ Katie I need you to do me a big favor.

Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge: no

Dr. Shiro: You haven't even heard what it is!

Pidge: no

Pidge: I know exactly what it is

Pidge: my answer is still no

Keith entered the chatroom

Keith: whats going on

Pidge: mind your own fuckin business Keith

Keith: so hostile

Dr. Shiro: Give me his number. Obviously you know what happened so you know I really need to speak with him.

Keith: him who

Dr. Shiro: @ Lance

Dr. Shiro: @ Lance !!!

Pidge: you can @ him all you want, he logged out of the messenger so he's not getting any notifications

Keith: what happened to Lance

Pidge: a reality check

Dr. Shiro: At least tell me if he's alright?

Pidge: I mean would you be alright after you just embarrassed yourself in front of an entire bar and your crush

Keith: what happened to Lance

Keith: is he alright

Pidge: no he's mortified

Dr. Shiro: If you won't give me his number can you give me his email.

Pidge: no no no

Keith: so lance had a crush on shiro

Pidge: yea ever since I introduced him to Shiro sophomore year

Pidge: bet you feel like a bitch now @ Shiro ahahaha

Dr. Shiro: Katie you're not making this any easier. I'm worried about him.

Keith: give me his number

Pidge: Why lolol

Keith: to make sure hes okay

Keith: you said he logged out of the app therefore he wont answer if i call him through the messenger

Keith: im worried

Dr. Shiro: Why do you care?

Dr. Shiro: I've noticed how you've been interacting with him. How you only capitalize his name. @ Keith

Keith: accident

Dr. Shiro: Nothing you ever do is accidental!

Dr. Shiro: So I'm assuming you care about him which is a bit confusing since you barely know him!

Pidge: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHIRO

Pidge: YOU AREN'T HIS BOYFRIEND. YOU AREN'T ANYTHING TO HIM. YOU DON'T GET TO MEDDLE IN HIS LIFE HOLY SHIT

Pidge: ugh no wonder why he blew up. he probably thought you might actually like him. no wonder why he was so heartbroken

Pidge: you gave him hope for something he knew was impossible.

Pidge: damn but I wonder what he would say if he knew two brothers were fighting over him

Pidge: this is too rich

Keith: we arent fighting over lance

Dr. Shiro: By all means don't stop capitalizing his name now. We've all noticed.

Math entered the chatroom

Math: what's up bitches !!!!!

Math: oh shit nvm this is intense

Math: what the actual fuck happened while I was gone ????

Pidge: Lance admitted his feelings for Shiro in front of an entire bar

Math: fuck man... that sucks

Keith: yeah it really does

Keith: do you know when he will be back on the messenger

Pidge: if he'll ever be back lolol

Dr. Shiro: Even if you don't tell me his number I'll just see him on Monday at work.

Pidge: fuckin talk to him then

Pidge: obviously he doesn't want to talk to you

Dr. Shiro: I'm begging you. Please.

Keith: she said no

Dr. Shiro: Matt can you talk to her?

Math: dude... if Lance doesn't want to talk to you, he isn't. you know that.

Math: besides

Math: maybe it's better if you guys just not see each other right now

Math: take a break from each other

Dr. Shiro: We're going to have to talk eventually.

Pidge: and today's not fucking eventually.

Math: you could have worded it better

Pidge: no I actually couldn't have.

Pidge: sighhhh

Pidge: listen man I know you didn't mean to but you really hurt him. think about it. He's been in love with you since he was like sixteen

Pidge: that doesn't just go away.

Pidge: just give him some space

Keith: space is nice

Dr. Shiro: Ok. Fine.

Dr. Shiro left the chatroom

Pidge: i don't even care if he's mad at me

Pidge: gotta protect Lance

Keith changed Gettin it to protect lance 2k18

Keith: fixed it

Pidge: niceee

Pidge: you know we don't care if you capitalize his name

Keith: no shiro is right

Keith: i guess i got bit excited

Keith: i dont even know his favorite color or movie

Keith: i dont know lance at all

Keith: i guess i just like to think i do

Pidge: It's Mamma Mia!

Keith: what

Pidge: His favorite movie is Mamma Mia! and his favorite color is blue.

Pidge: and if it gets you to capitalize his name again I'll tell you all about him

Keith: really ???

Math: Of course we will !! We know everything there is to know about him.

Math: Lance is helpless romantic. He loves animals and his go to karaoke song is anything by spice girls or ABBA.

Pidge: He's a total book geek. He binge read all the Percy Jackson books and he secretly still reads them.

Pidge: He's an amazing listener. I'll talk for hours and he just listens and gets it.

Math: he was in the school's choir and almost passed out when he had a solo but he has an amazing voice don't let him tell you otherwise

Math: plus he plays guitar!

Pidge: total mama's boy and has watched every episode of SVU at least three times

Math: he's the messy organized type and this one time he had his tarot cards read and he cried lolol

Pidge: we rescued a cat together sophomore year and we hid it from our parents for three weeks and we didn't get caught lolol

Math: We egged my ex's house together we got caught and he tried to take the fall for me

Math: I mean he always has your back no matter what. you can always rely on him. he's always down for an adventure.

Pidge: we had this stupid tree house and he named it when we were in high school lolol

Keith: what did he name it?

Pidge: Voltron. I'm not even sure how he came up with it if I'm being perfectly honest.

Keith: voltron?

Math: yeah it was safe place for all of us

Math: !!!!!!!! @ Katie

Math: crazy idea we name the app Voltron

Pidge: !!!!

Pidge: you right !!!

Pidge: I like it, it's sentimental and has a deep meaning. I fuck with it. I really fuck with it.

Keith: yea Lance would like it

Math: You capitalized his name!

Keith: yea i guess i feel like i know him a bit better than before

Keith: i just kinda wished he was the one who told me all these things

Pidge: he's glad you know them

Keith: huh

Pidge: I'm on the phone with him, giving him live updates on everything

Pidge: he says he okay and that he's happy you're worried for him

Pidge: and that he's going to be back here soon and that he'll call you later just to talk

Pidge: god i feel like a messenger pidgeon

Math: lolol Pidge like pidgeon lolol

Pidge: fuck u

Pidge: also @ Keith Lance says don't wait by the phone lolol

Math: classic Lance

Pidge: He said you better have smiled

Keith: i did

Pidge: I'm gonna go and finally name the app lolololololol

Pidge left the chatroom

Math: sucks that when I finally come back to the chatroom there's all this drama

Keith: where did you go anyway

Math: a little bit of everywhere

Math: went on adventure

Keith: you forgot the app existed didnt you

Math: I forgot the app existed

Keith: hahaha

Math: not my fault entirely !! I just got super busy and didn't have time to even breathe.

Allura entered the chatroom

Allura: Hi guys!

Math: you missed the most lolol

Allura: What on earth happened?

Keith: something happened between Lance and shiro and now Lance doesnt want to talk to him

Allura: Oh my god! Let me read the past messages to see what happened.

Keith: i thought my explanation was good

Math: I did too

Allura: My poor fellow Ravenclaw! That's disastrous.

Math: yea you could say that again

Keith: it sucks but thats life

Math: more like Lance's life sounds like a bad romantic comedy movie

Allura: Not bad just cliche.

Keith: i happen to like some cliches

Allura: Of course you do haha.

Lotor entered the chatroom

Allura: Hey!

Lotor: Didn't think I'd see you again so soon lol

Math: hey

Math: go lolol

Lotor: Pardon?

Keith: it looks lonely

Lotor: What does?

Math: your lol

Math: It looks weird without an additional ending

Lotor: So lolol?

Math: ye

Keith: exactly

Lotor: So you must be Katie's brother Matthew?

Math: ye but I just go by Matt

Keith: actually you go by math

Math: Shut up Kuro

Keith: what?

Math: nothing

Math changed user to Matt

Lotor: It's nice to meet you both.

Allura: You'll eventually get to meet Lance, sadly he isn't logged on today.

Lotor: Your Ravenclaw buddy?

Allura: Yes! He's really sweet.

Keith: what house are you in

Lotor: What?

Allura: He means Hogwarts house.

Keith: Lance wanted to know for his study

Matt: no Lance just wanted to talk to you lolol

Keith: he still might want to know

Lotor: Slytherin.

Allura: How fitting.

Lotor: I'm not evil just a tad cunning and a bit ambitious.

Allura: More like manipulative but okay go off I guess.

Keith: i thought you were working on being nice to each other

Lotor: I think little jests fit us.

Allura: I guess they do.

Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge changed Matt's user to Math

Pidge: No flirting in the chatroom

Lotor: That was hardly flirting.

Math: Come on man I just changed it back

Keith: just be happy that it isn't meth

Math: don't give her any ideas

Pidge: Welcome to the new and improved Voltron app!

Pidge: Lance wants to have it trademarked lolol

Allura: That's cute.

Lotor: Will we ever know what it means?

Pidge: Probably never. I guarantee he doesn't even remember how he came up with it.

Math: No one knows what goes through his head

Keith: it would be nice to know

Allura: It would be nice to understand.

Pidge: lance is lance

Math: And that is a perfect description of our friend

Allura: We're hyping him up and all honest he's going to be such a dork when Lotor meets him.

Pidge: oh yea. I already have the feeling in my bones.

Math: It's going to be so embarrassing

Keith left the chatroom

Math: ??????? what the hell

Lotor: That was abrupt.

Pidge: That's because he got a call from Lanceeeeee

Allura: How come he didn't come into the chat?

Pidge: I don't think he's quite ready yet.

Lotor: What happened?

Pidge: I'm not fucking repeating this. Scroll up.

Lotor: Alright.

Allura: I guess it's expected.

Math: I'm gonna call Shiro to see if he's okay

Pidge: tell him to fuck off but feel better

Pidge: also don't forget about the app

Math: No promises

Math left the chatroom

Lotor: That is absolutely horrid.

Pidge: Any other adjectives for a shitty situation bro.

Lotor: I mean I could come up with more if you want.

Pidge: don't

Allura: Please.

Lotor: lolol

Allura: You're sticking with it?

Lotor: I think it quite cute.

Pidge: how was you guys's date ???

Allura: It was just lunch.

Lotor: Yeah.

Pidge: The only ones you're fooling is yourselves.. just fuck already

Pidge: everyone knows you like each other but won't admit to it.

Allura: I don't have to stand for this blasphemy.

Pidge: lololol whatever

Allura: I'm visiting my uncle so see ya!

Allura left the chatroom

Pidge: So when are you inviting her to "lunch" again

Lotor: Soon. I mean I had a great time but I don't know about Allura. I'd hate to push her to do something she isn't comfortable with.

Pidge: Allura spent three hours on the phone with me picking out an outfit and then another three hours gushing about you.

Pidge: She liked it.

Pidge: fuckin man up and just ask her out on a date.

Lotor: ... I don't know. We'll see how another lunch goes and then maybe I'll work from there.

Pidge: sigh

Lotor: Oh and thanks again for the invite but I still don't know exactly why you did it if I'm being perfectly honest.

Pidge: To spice things up.

Lotor: I beg you pardon?

Pidge: Simply for the fun of it. You're a wildcard and I think you will be really entertaining to keep around.

Lotor: I'm here for your entertainment?

Pidge: Yes and that's it. No other special reason. I do things like this for no apparent reason.

Lotor: You keep on repeating that sentiment and it makes it seem like there is a specific reason you asked me to join Voltron.

Pidge: Don't read too much into it.

Pidge left the chatroom

Lotor: Okay... Thanks.

Lotor left the chatroom