Sharpshooter entered the chatroom

Sharpshooter changed Garrison Crew to My homies

Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge: oh god no

Sharpshooter: don't you mean

Sharpshooter: oh god yes

Pidge: I would restrict your access but I don't have time

Hunk entered the chatroom

Hunk: are we baby proofing Lance's account ??

Pidge: maybe later

Sharpshooter: no pls

Sharpshooter: don't

Sharpshooter: I'll be good

Pidge: promise ??

Sharpshooter: pinky promise

Hunk: I'm loving this friendship rn

Sharpshooter: way to ruin the moment

Pidge: there was no moment to begin with

Hunk: ouchie

Sharpshooter: on a scale of one to ten how much did that hurt ??

Pidge: ouchie

Hunk: guys )):

Sharpshooter: sorrie

Pidge: so what are you two losers doing ??

Hunk: I'm studying for physics

Sharpshooter: first of all, I'm not a loser

Sharpshooter: and freaking the f out bc I start rotations soon

Pidge: behsksksnsbdhs

Pidge: I forgot you're on your third year of med school

Sharpshooter: why??

Sharpshooter: is??that??so??surprising??

Pidge: yes

Pidge: I just assumed you would have dropped out by now and gotten a liberal arts degree

Hunk: yikes

Sharpshooter: thanks for the vote of confidence

Hunk: you'll do fine

Pidge: yea !! Shiro survived his rotations

Pidge: and he only thought about dropping out seven times !!

Sharpshooter: only seven ?? !!

Sharpshooter: I thought about dropping out seven times today alone

Hunk: I forgot he was a doctor!!

Sharpshooter: yeah he's in the ER department

Sharpshooter: he's so cool

Hunk: but aren't you calling yourself cool too ??

Hunk: don't you want to be an ER doctor ??

Sharpshooter: yeah

Sharpshooter: but I'm going to specialize in emergency medicine and then go into a fellowship for pediatrics.

Pidge: why would you want to work with kids

Pidge: they look like gremlins

Sharpshooter: you look like a gremlin

Pidge: ....

Pidge: ...

Pidge: ..

Pidge: .

Sharpshooter: oh no was that a sore spot ??

Sharpshooter: idk I just like kids

Pidge: sjensksjsb

Pidge: don't ever repeat that

Hunk: oh my god

Sharpshooter: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT !!

Sharpshooter: when I was little my siblings got really sick. they were older than me, stronger than me so I was scared. Alone and scared bc my parents worked late and were never home

Sharpshooter: so I took care of them. cleaned them up, gave medicine, and just stayed with them while they hurt.

Sharpshooter: it was pretty much a defining moment in my life. I wanted to be a doctor who helped kids get better so they wouldn't be in pain anymore.

Sharpshooter: I want to also specialize in emergency medicine so I can save lives, so every kid has the chance to grow up.

Hunk: I'm in tears )):

Hunk: You are going to be the best doctor ever I hope you know that

Pidge: I retract any earlier statement I made about you being a horrible person

Sharpshooter: gee thanks

Pidge: you're welcome

Hunk: what are you up to Pidge?

Pidge: it's actually Katie and fixing some bugs on the gaming feature

Sharpshooter: your user says otherwise.

Pidge: I know if I change it one of you assholes will change it right back

Hunk: !!!

Sharpshooter: !!!!!!!!!!

Sharpshooter: don't curse it's unbecoming

Pidge: fuck you, Lance

Hunk: I'm hyperventilating pls stop

Sharpshooter: yea gremlins shouldn't curse

Sharpshooter: or eat after midnight

Hunk: I eat after midnight

Sharpshooter: you really shouldn't it's bad for your body

Pidge: shut up

Pidge: the other day you had ramen for breakfast

dad entered the chatroom

Sharpshooter: I WAS TIRED OK

dad: Pidge this app is amazing!! I just got around to looking at all the features. (:

dad: Also Lance you're going to need to start eating right. Working at the hospital takes a lot of energy and frankly, Ramen isn't going to cut it.

Sharpshooter changed dad's user to ramen hater

ramen hater: I don't hate Ramen.

ramen hater: Also where is your capitalization?

Hunk: you kinda sound like you do

Sharpshooter: we're texting not writing essays in MLA format

ramen hater: You need to just get into the habit of doing it.

Sharpshooter: bite me

Hunk: proper sentence structure Lance

Sharpshooter: Hey Takashi!

Sharpshooter: Bite me.

Pidge: excuse me but none of this kinky shit is allowed in the chatroom while I'm here

Hunk: can I also be added to the rule ??

Pidge: of course you can

Sharpshooter: that was hardly kinky

ramen hater: It was implied.

Hunk: I blushed for Shiro

Pidge: imagine all the images and fantasies ruining through their heads rn

Sharpshooter: stop it

Sharpshooter: stop right now

Pidge: hey! you put the idea in my head

Creator of all entered the chatroom

Creator of all: obviously I came in at the wrong time

Creator of all: Shiro biting Lance, huh?

Creator of all: fits his oral fixation

ramen hater left the chatroom

Creator of all: lololol I was joking

Hunk: is he mad?

Pidge: probably

Creator of all: not;; he knows how to take a joke

Sharpshooter: Shiro has an oral fixation?

Creator of all: idk man I was making shit up

Creator of all changed ramen hater's user to OF Shiro

Hunk: OF?

Creator of all: stand for ORAL FIXATION

Creator of all: but that's too long of a name

OF Shiro entered the chatroom

OF Shiro: I don't have an oral fixation.

Creator of all: oh really ??

Creator of all: sounds like something someone with an oral fixation might say

Pidge: IM WHEEZING

Sharpshooter: *I'M

Sharpshooter: The grammar police will get you Pidge

Sharpshooter: and by grammar police I mean Shiro

Hunk changed OF Shiro's user to Grammar police

Grammar police: At least he remembered to capitalize.

Hunk: thank you

Grammar police: You're welcome!

Sharpshooter: there are games on the app??

Creator of all: hell yeah!!

Hunk: I have the highest score in Tetris rn

Pidge: I knew some people

Pidge: Lance

Pidge: would really appreciate a game library so I uploaded the best free mobile games I could find

Pidge: if you have a request email it to tech support aka me

Sharpshooter: we don't need service to play games ??

Pidge: no

Hunk: no we need service or no we don't need service??

Grammar police: I think she means that we don't need service

Creator of all: c'mon it's Pidge we're talking about

Creator of all: she would do something like make the chatroom available all the time but not the games

Creator of all: cause she's a little prick

Pidge: everyone shut up!

Sharpshooter: it was a genuine question

Sharpshooter: I really want to know

Hunk: ^^

Pidge: shut up Lance

Pidge: and you don't need service or wifi to play the games. plus it shows who has the highest score at any given time

Pidge: any more stupid questions to waste my time?

Sharpshooter: none at the moment

Pidge: good anyway...

Pidge: my friend downloaded the app onto her phone so she'll probably be here once I reboot it.

Creator of all: SHE ??

Hunk: reboot ??

Pidge: I fixed the bugs so all of you have to exit the app and log in a few

Sharpshooter: how long is a few? I feel like we're bonding so much

Pidge: I swear to god I'll force us all to log out if you keep it up

Sharpshooter: keep what up?

Pidge: THAT'S IT

Sharpshooter left the chatroom

Hunk left the chatroom

Grammar police left the chatroom

Creator of all left the chatroom

Pidge left the chatroom

Pidge entered the chatroom

Pidge changed My Homies to GC TRIAL 2

Pidge invited Allura

Pidge changed Creator of all's user to pond scum

Pidge left the chatroom