Where have I been for the past few days? Not gonna lie, I've been breeding for a shiny Wimpod in pokemon, And writing creepy shit on quotev. 

Sorry for any typos! I clipped my usual long nails and it feels super awkward to type without em.

(Fanart by -UwU101- And I adore it so much. Could ya make the boi's in tuxes? Btw I know he's not but it looks like Coby is checking out Hallow's ass XD)

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The angel of love had a cheery grin on his face as he looked over his clipboard and the workers setting up the wedding arch.

"Be sure to put blue roses on each table please! Has anyone called the caterer yet?" Cupid asks, checking things off his lists.

"Oh my, this looks amazing Mr.Valentine! You got my vision for it exactly!" The bride says in amazement with a smile as she looks down at the angel.

Cupid tucks his pen into his shirt pocket, free hand on his hip. "Why thank you Sharon, I'm glad you like it! There's only more to come. Is there something I can help you with?"

"Well, since you've been working your coccyx off putting this together for us,  I thought you should come to the reception tomorrow! Glen and I would love to have you there." She smiles.

Cupid's wings flutter. "Really? I'd be honored!"

"And I thought it would great to bring your friends along too!"

Cupid lands on his feet with wide eye lights. "W-what?"

Sharon nods her head. "Yes! You should bring your boyfriend too! The more the marrier!"

The angel feels a bead of sweat go down the side if his skull, he pulls on his scarf nervously. "Are you sure? They can be a bit.. Much."

"Of course! Now I'll talk to you later, me and Glen have to go and pick out a cake!" The dark haired woman sends him a wave then leaves the room.

Cupid swallowed nervously. "Oh boy.. I'm sure this will go just.. Peachy.."

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"Ugh! Why do I have to wear a tux! Its f*cking itchy!" Lockheart complains, pulling on his tie angrily.

Fear rolls his eyes. "Must you get pissy over everything? Sit still! I can't get your measurements if you keep moving!"

Coby slicks his vipers back with a smirk, making sure his purple shades are on strait and sparkling. "Damn, Fear you sure know how to make me fresher than a mint!"

Asher was combing his hair with a thick brush. "Normally this isn't my scene but I can't say no to a party!"

Cupid was biting his filed claws nervously as he paced back and forth.

Hallow lifted a brow. "Love chop? You doing okay there? You're acting like you're the one getting married."

Cupid sighs stopping his pacing to look his boyfriend in the eyes, his pink ones holding nothing but worry. "I know I'm sorry, its just... What if it all goes wrong? You know how they are.... Minus Fear."

The vampire smiles softly and cups Cupid's stamped cheek with his hand. "C'mon don't give me the pouty face. It'll be fine, its just a party vwhats the vworst that could happen?"

Cupid leans into his touch with a smile. "Thanks honeybat, I needed that."

Hallow smiles. "Nice to see my Angel smile. Now, help me vwith this tux my wings are being a pain in the ass."

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There was a toast to the newly weds, and each of the hybrids sat at their own table. All was going great much to Cupid's relief, until the gorgon in the room had one too many glasses of champagne.

"Yooo my f*ckin' head hurts. Whos the fridge in the glasses?"

Cupid elbows him harshly in the ribs. "Coby! Thats the bride!"

"Oohhh, huh Sharon's gained a bit since we banged.." He mutters laying his head in his arms on the table.

Cupid's eyes widened. "Coby! She's pregnant! And shut your mouth!"

The snake headed skeleton starts to laugh. "Ain't mine, the slut made sure she used birth control."

Cupid groans and hides his face in his wings out if embarrassment. His boyfriend rubs his back in an effort of comfort.

Lockheart groans in annoyance. "This f*cking sucks, where the is the damn scotch? Waiter!"

Asher facepalms.

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"You must be Cupid's brother? Are you in the matchmaking career as well?" The groom asks him with lifted brow at the swaying angel.

"F*ck no. Who gives -hic- a shit about romance when its all a waste of time. Marriage is just a -hic- sham!" He grumbles downing his eighth shot.

Glen is taken back by that, it must the the alcohol right? "Um. Maybe you should take a seat and stop ordering scotch for the night."

"F*ck you and -hic-  your f*cking whore wife. She banged my roommate by the way. This -hic- wedding is horse shit!" Lockheart hollers swaying back to his table.

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Many of the bridesmaid's swarmed after Asher, his cheeks burned orange as they played with his hair and flirted with him without mercy. 

"Aww you're like a cute puppy dog!"

"He's no puppy, this man is a wolf! Tell me wolfie, are you a beast in the sheets too?"

"That accent is so sexy~"

"Can I keep him?"

Asher shyly backs away from the group of women, his face burning as he tucked in his tail.

He reaches behind him to grab a bouquet of blue roses. And he quickly throws it across the room.

"I want it!"

"Move bitch!"

"Its mine!"

They shouted stumbling over each other as Asher quickly made his getaway to duck and hide under a table. 

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"What's with the thing in your forehead?" A waiter asks the widow sitting quietly in the corner.

The spider rolls his eyes. "It is an hourglass. I am a widow."

"Oh! I'm sorry for your loss." 

Fear smiles, opening each of his eight eyes. "Oh don't worry, she meant nothing to me. So I fed her to my spiderlings." He licks his fangs, his sleek legs stretching to prove a point.

The waiters eyes widened in fright, he quickly speed walks out of the dinning hall, leaving the spider to laugh.

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"Yo, let's get this party started! F*ck shit up f*ck peace and quiet! Just get buzzed and stay f*cked up!" The gorgon shouts, swaying back and forth on the stage.

After plugging in his phone, and turning up the volume 'Everywhere I go' began to blast from the speakers.

"Miss me yet Sharon!?" Coby snickers, standing on one of the tables, shaking his hips to the beat of the music.

The bride hides her blush behind her veil, completely embarrassed, and  the groom with furrowed brows.

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Hallow carefully puts the gorgon into the backseat, who was still muttering nonsense even as he buckled his seatbelt.

Fear sat in the back seat with a small smile on his face, a book in his hands.

Asher sat next to the widow one arm behind his head while he scrolled through his phone. His tux was still messy thanks to those bridesmaids, even a little bit of his chest floof was sticking out. 

Lockheart had already fallen asleep against the window, snoring out little fireballs. His heels thrown to the side as he wrapped himself in his wings.

Cupid stood outside of the wedding chapel, fiddling with his fingers as he waited for the newlyweds to give him a harsh word or two.

Sharon looked down at the angel with a half smile, Glen even laughed a little.

"Listen, I'm so sorry for my brother. And for Coby's behavior.. He's a idiot while drunk." Cupid sighs. "I understand if you're mad at me-"

"Are you kidding? That was the best party I've ever had!"

Cupid lifts a brow. "Wait.. What!?"

"The snake man had good taste, I love Hollywood undead!" Glen chuckles. "Not a big fan of his moves or mouth though."

"But---!"

"Thank you Cupid, we had an amazing time. Here, keep the change!" Sharon tucks a couple hundred bills into Cupid's tux pocket. 

The two of them send him a final wave then start to walk to their own car. Still laughing. 

Cupid looks to his car full of his roommates, then the money. A smile rises on his face. "Maybe I should bring the wedding crashers with me more often."

End!