Enjoy this dumb shit.

Cupid: *drinks milkshake*

Lh: Is that a f*cking straw!? *smacks it out of his hands*

Cupid: -_-

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Coby: Hey, if this video gets a thousand likes, will you give me an A?

Fear: Coby, Shut the f*ck up.

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Cupid: Hey guys and gals, how many of you can do this with your man? Babe, give me your phone.

Hallow: *throws phone against wall* No.

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Cyrus: What's that Minecraft thing? About the diamonds?

Mari: Never waste your diamonds on a hoe.

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Hallow: Hey, you're cute. Do you have a Snapchat?

Cupid: 0_0 .......*rolls up window*

Hallow: Damn it.

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Lh: So you all have heard of elf on the shelf right? Well, Nintendo switch on a bitch! *slaps Coby*

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Fear: Any wise words?

Hallow: Pumpkin spice. Its the year round spice.

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Aspen: Yeah in pretty thirsty and-

Octavian: •w•

Aspen: ....What are you doing in my water?

Octavian: 0w0

Aspen: What the f*ck is wrong with you...?

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Cupid: Mm! Looks like the cookies are done! *picks up cookie tray without glove*

*pained screaming*

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Romeo: I just want a guy to choke me, kiss me, and tell me I'm pretty, is that too much to ask? Anyway, I want a large coke with a side of fries thanks.

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Atlas: How can you tell your boyfriend is getting fat?

Cupid: He's getting a cute ecto belly!

Atlas: No, he can fit in your husbands pants.

Cupid: 0_0

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Octavian: Hello Igniter!

Igniter: How dare you.

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Cyrus: You're twenty!? That's impossible! You're like ten!

Mari: I'm eleven so shut the f*ck up.

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Atlas: Hey, do you have any French in you? Would you like one~? I'm a virgin.

Cupid: *eye twitch*

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Romeo: Hey slithers.

Coby: Yeah babe?

Romeo: Do you work at subway?

Coby: ...No why?

Romeo: So you can give me that foot long~

Coby: 0////0

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Lh: Hey, Angel where is the wet floor sign?

Lilly: We don't have one.

Lh: Oh, we don't have any? Yeah money! *falls on floor*

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Hallow: Hey Romeo! P*nis!

Romeo: P*nis!

Hallow: P*nis!

Romeo: P*nis!

Lh: I hate both of you, why are you so obsessed with d*cks!?

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Bryce: Do you hear that? Its the ocean!

Octavian: The ocean says you're a bitch.

Bryce: -___-

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Hallow: Has anyone seen Jasper?

Jasper: *fazes through wall* Howdy do bitch.

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Romeo: Why are you gay?

Asher: Who says I'm gay?

Romeo: You are gay.

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Fear: Ever wondered why dark is spelled D-A-R-K and not D-A-R-C? Its because you can't C.

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Coby: Beef jerky is just cow raisins.

Asher: .....Get the f*ck out, right now.

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Hallow: What would you do if we broke up?

Cupid: I would go back to my ex.

Hallow: No you wouldn't, no you wouldn't.

Cupid: Yes I would! What do you mean I wouldn't?

Hallow: Its your loss..

Cupid: You're my ex!

Hallow: .....Wait..

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Mari: Smack me and I'll smack you back, I don't hit girls but I will hit an ugly thot.

Romeo: -_-

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Mari: The weirdest thing happened to me today, this guy walked up to me and said if I let him touch my d*ck he'd give me a bag of carrots.

*eats a carrot* It was so weird. Anyway, how was your day?

Cyrus: *eye twitch*

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Atlas: *panicked screaming*

Amour: Open the door, or I'm throwing rocks in your windows you dumb whore.

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Romeo: They tried to put me on the cover of the Vogue, but the clap of my dummy thicc thighs was distracting the photographer.~

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Hallow: So, I woke up this morning covered in dirt, my roommates tried to bury me last night! I was sleeping too heavy apparently, and they thought I was dead! Really guys? You go straight to burying me? Ugh, whatever, this is my coming out announcement, I'm gay.

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Hallow: I love you bitch.

Cupid: F*ck off you fat f*ck.

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Mari: Its a two scoop kinda protein powder day. Scoop it up, pour it in the cup! F*ck I forgot water!

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Cupid: The only B word I know is beautiful, isn't that right mom?

Creator: Thanks bitch.

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Octavian: This f*cking fish is bigger than my d*ck!

Bryce: 0_0

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Jasper: What's the problem?

Romeo: This couch is f*cking ugly!

Jasper: You're mom picked it.

Romeo: Bitch, no she didn't. Don't lie to me.

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Coby: Hey, I don't know how you're feeling, but I'm feeling like a hundred bucks!

Asher: *kicks door in* Did you f*ck my sister?

Coby: umm..

Asher: *cocks shotgun* Did you f*ck my sister!?

Coby: uhm.. Imma just.. Leave..don't mind me!

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Pumpkin: Aww mom you still look good! Still so cute!

Hallow: .....

Pumpkin: Eww..

Hallow: What the f*ck are you talking about? I used to get all the fine ass bitches.

Cupid: WHAT?!? *smacks him with frying pan*

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Romeo: I just wanted to let you know, that I bet you're naked under those clothes you slut!

Lh: What the f*ck.

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Hallow: Cupid... I'm in heat again.. An- what the f*ck?

Cupid: *wearing garlic necklace, holding cross* BEGONE THOT!

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See you guys later, I'mma draw stupid shit.