Something to make you laugh #3
I don't care how dumb these are I love these to much to stop.
Art above by my sister Author-Lori she wants to draw all my idiots as humans using draw the squad bases.
Enjoy this stupid shit!
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Hallow: Hey I'm home.
Pumpkin: TAMPONS! *Smack with box* TAMPONS!!!!
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Octavian: Iggy do you want some?
Igniter: This b*tch empty! YEET! *throws flaming soda can*
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Cupid: I'm making copies, MOVE I'M GAY! *shoves lockheart*
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Creator: The waiter gives you a dish, but its not what you ordered. What do we say?
Lockheart: Excuse me f**ker this is wrong!
Creator: -_-
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Atlas: Psst, can you pass the popcorn?
Creator: This is a funeral.
Atlas: Oh,... THIS MOVIE SUCKS ASS!
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Button: Push for heat.
Reader: ? *pushes button*
Igniter & Lockheart: *glomp her*
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Creator: Welcome to my office, how would you describe yourself?
Bryce: I would describe myself as savage AF but also no chill.
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Octavian: AHHH AHHH AHHH!!!!
Bryce: Why are you running!? Why are running!?
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Amour: Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around I've been sick..
*head tilt* In the head, I can't stop thinking of murder.
Cupid: 0_0
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Gael: Roses are red, Violets are blue talk shit again and I'll hit you with a shoe.
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Hallow: Yo c.c I had a dream we f**ked.
Cupid: Hallow chill its just a dream.
Hallow: Pfft, I wouldn't f**k you.
Cupid:....you wouldn't?
Hallow: I mean.. Unless you vwant to?
Pumpkin: *eye twitch*
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Cupid: *plays keyboard*
Lockheart: SAIL! *kicks keyboard*
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Creator: Why don't you tell us your name and a fact about yourself.
Cyrus: My name is Cyrus and I hate everyone in here. Especially Romeo he's a wh*re.
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Aspen: Hey do you have any sunscreen?
Igniter: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire.
Aspen: It's for my marshmallow you idiot.
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Why Jasper shouldn't date Amour.
Amour: Don't tell your mother~!
Jasper: Kiss one another~?
Amour: DIE FOR EACHOTHER!!!
Jasper: 0_0
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Cupid/Hallow: *cuddling*
Lockheart: What the f**k? Is that allowed? What the f**k?
Cupid: Stop.
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Romeo: I've got to take my time to get ready, I mean do you really think all of this was an accident~?
Creator: Yes, yes you were.
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Alistair: Hey man can I borrow some money?
Igniter: How about no you f**king burnt piece of celery!?
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Pumpkin: Momma can you check for monsters under my bed?
Cupid: Monsters don't live under the bed sweetfang, they live inside us. *Amour eyes* Goodnight!
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Amour: Mom I'm blind!
Creator: Sweetie that's just the blanket again.
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Coby: Smack cam!
Cyrus: B*tch I hope the f**k you do you're gonna be a dead some of a b*tch I tell you that!
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Octavian: *pours water*
Igniter: Hello?
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Mari: *in Gaels fedora* GIVE ME YOUR F**KIN' MONEY!
-Law and order sound-
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Lockheart: Daddy?
Igniter: DO I LOOK LIKE-!?
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Mari: I love how people think I'm two or three years old, I'M ELEVEN SO SHUT THE F**K UP!
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Mari: Mommy excuse my potty mouth, SHUT THE F**K UP!
Misfits: 0_0
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Coby: Dad look what I did.
Axel: What about your grades you dumbass?
Coby: I stopped world hunger.
Axel: And I stopped caring.
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Lockheart: Hey Horror I found this song, do you know it?
Horror: Yeah and I f**ked your mom to this song!
Lockheart:....... ...... ....I hate all music now.
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Jasper: Did you eat my last poptart?
Victoria: Yes.
Jasper: You see that was my-
Victoria: And I cheated on you.
Jasper: But my-
Victoria: Twice.
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Asher: Now sir do you know why I pulled you over?
Coby: I'm in the f**king garage!
Asher: .....Back talk isn't going to get you anywhere sir.
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Axel: What are you looking at little b*tch?
Coby: Nothing dad.
Axel: What you think your d**k bigger than mine or something?
Coby: I just want food.
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Cyrus: Wow its such a beautiful day outside.
Romeo: Not as beautiful as me.~
Cyrus: B*tch no.
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Coby: There's no such thing as ghosts.
Jasper: *drags him by the ankles down hallway*
Coby: *girly screams*
Cupid: ....Yeah so our house is haunted...
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Coby: I thought you were bae.. Turns out you were just fam..
Romeo: Co-baby wait-
Coby: *flips him off*
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Fear: Is there anything better than sex? Yes a really good book.
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Hallow: I say you hanging out with Atlas the other day.
Cupid: Batty babe it's not what you think!
Hallow: I won't hesitate b*tch! *takes out gun*
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Cupid: I'm bisexual.
Romeo: B*tch me too! The f**k!
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Axel: Hey accidents happen how do you think the kids got here?
Coby: ...... All around me are familiar faces... Worn out places..
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Drunk! Lockheart with Coby shades: Hey yooo its ya boi skinny p*nis.
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Coby during winter.
Coby: The f**k, the f**k, the f**k is in the air? The f**k! There's white sh*t everywhere!
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All outcasts with wings: Exists.
Coby: Look at all those chickens!
Hope you enjoyed I'm bored af. :3
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