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Something to make you laugh #3

I don't care how dumb these are I love these to much to stop.

Art above by my sister Author-Lori she wants to draw all my idiots as humans using draw the squad bases.

Enjoy this stupid shit!

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Hallow: Hey I'm home.

Pumpkin: TAMPONS! *Smack with box* TAMPONS!!!!

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Octavian: Iggy do you want some?

Igniter: This b*tch empty! YEET! *throws flaming soda can*

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Cupid: I'm making copies, MOVE I'M GAY! *shoves lockheart*

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Creator: The waiter gives you a dish, but its not what you ordered. What do we say?

Lockheart: Excuse me f**ker this is wrong!

Creator: -_-

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Atlas: Psst, can you pass the popcorn?

Creator: This is a funeral.

Atlas: Oh,... THIS MOVIE SUCKS ASS!

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Button: Push for heat.

Reader: ? *pushes button*

Igniter & Lockheart: *glomp her*

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Creator: Welcome to my office, how would you describe yourself?

Bryce: I would describe myself as savage AF but also no chill.

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Octavian: AHHH AHHH AHHH!!!!

Bryce: Why are you running!? Why are running!?

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Amour: Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around I've been sick..

*head tilt* In the head, I can't stop thinking of murder.

Cupid: 0_0

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Gael: Roses are red, Violets are blue talk shit again and I'll hit you with a shoe.

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Hallow: Yo c.c I had a dream we f**ked.

Cupid: Hallow chill its just a dream.

Hallow: Pfft, I wouldn't f**k you.

Cupid:....you wouldn't?

Hallow: I mean.. Unless you vwant to?

Pumpkin: *eye twitch*

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Cupid: *plays keyboard*

Lockheart: SAIL! *kicks keyboard*

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Creator: Why don't you tell us your name and a fact about yourself.

Cyrus: My name is Cyrus and I hate everyone in here. Especially Romeo he's a wh*re.

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Aspen: Hey do you have any sunscreen?

Igniter: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire.

Aspen: It's for my marshmallow you idiot.

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Why Jasper shouldn't date Amour.

Amour: Don't tell your mother~!

Jasper: Kiss one another~?

Amour: DIE FOR EACHOTHER!!!

Jasper: 0_0

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Cupid/Hallow: *cuddling*

Lockheart: What the f**k? Is that allowed? What the f**k?

Cupid: Stop.

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Romeo: I've got to take my time to get ready, I mean do you really think all of this was an accident~?

Creator: Yes, yes you were.

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Alistair: Hey man can I borrow some money?

Igniter: How about no you f**king burnt piece of celery!?

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Pumpkin: Momma can you check for monsters under my bed?

Cupid: Monsters don't live under the bed sweetfang, they live inside us. *Amour eyes* Goodnight!

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Amour: Mom I'm blind!

Creator: Sweetie that's just the blanket again.

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Coby: Smack cam!

Cyrus: B*tch I hope the f**k you do you're gonna be a dead some of a b*tch I tell you that!

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Octavian: *pours water*

Igniter: Hello?

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Mari: *in Gaels fedora* GIVE ME YOUR F**KIN' MONEY!

-Law and order sound-

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Lockheart: Daddy?

Igniter: DO I LOOK LIKE-!?

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Mari: I love how people think I'm two or three years old, I'M ELEVEN SO SHUT THE F**K UP!

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Mari: Mommy excuse my potty mouth, SHUT THE F**K UP!

Misfits: 0_0

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Coby: Dad look what I did.

Axel: What about your grades you dumbass?

Coby: I stopped world hunger.

Axel: And I stopped caring.

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Lockheart: Hey Horror I found this song, do you know it?

Horror: Yeah and I f**ked your mom to this song!

Lockheart:....... ...... ....I hate all music now.

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Jasper: Did you eat my last poptart?

Victoria: Yes.

Jasper: You see that was my-

Victoria: And I cheated on you.

Jasper: But my-

Victoria: Twice.

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Asher: Now sir do you know why I pulled you over?

Coby: I'm in the f**king garage!

Asher: .....Back talk isn't going to get you anywhere sir.

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Axel: What are you looking at little b*tch?

Coby: Nothing dad.

Axel: What you think your d**k bigger than mine or something?

Coby: I just want food.

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Cyrus: Wow its such a beautiful day outside.

Romeo: Not as beautiful as me.~

Cyrus: B*tch no.

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Coby: There's no such thing as ghosts.

Jasper: *drags him by the ankles down hallway*

Coby: *girly screams*

Cupid: ....Yeah so our house is haunted...

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Coby: I thought you were bae.. Turns out you were just fam..

Romeo: Co-baby wait-

Coby: *flips him off*

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Fear: Is there anything better than sex? Yes a really good book.

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Hallow: I say you hanging out with Atlas the other day.

Cupid: Batty babe it's not what you think!

Hallow: I won't hesitate b*tch! *takes out gun*

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Cupid: I'm bisexual.

Romeo: B*tch me too! The f**k!

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Axel: Hey accidents happen how do you think the kids got here?

Coby: ...... All around me are familiar faces... Worn out places..

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Drunk! Lockheart with Coby shades: Hey yooo its ya boi skinny p*nis.

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Coby during winter.

Coby: The f**k, the f**k, the f**k is in the air? The f**k! There's white sh*t everywhere!

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All outcasts with wings: Exists.

Coby: Look at all those chickens!

Hope you enjoyed I'm bored af. :3

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