Random fic since I have no idea who to ship Fear with. -_-

~Fic was inspired by me talking to myself in their voices.~

Heh heh.. I need friends.

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Being a love guru make him take a notice to it right away. Cupid had his eyes on the lone widow they currently lived with still.

With how antisocial he is, Cupid thought Fear would have moved out a long time ago. But maybe Creator was the reason why he never left.

Cupid took a look around the room, he was currently sitting in Hallow's lap while the vampire scrolled through his phone.

Coby was on texting one of his flings again, with a cocky smirk on his face, laying on the couch with his legs crossed.

Asher was out today, on a date with a sweet girl, one Cupid set him up with.

Lockheart laid in the recliner with his arms crossed, snoring loudly with his girlfriend sitting next to him. Lily smiled and hugged him tighter.

However, Fear sat far from them, sitting in a web he weaved in the corner of the ceiling, reading one of his novels.

Cupid pouted and poked his boyfriends non nose. The vampire sets his phone down on the side table and smiles.

"Vwhat is it bubblegum?"

Cupid points to the spider in the corner.

"Yeah that's Fear."

Cupid facepalms then grabs him by the hood and drags him into the kitchen.

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"You don't see the problem!?" Cupid asks, pacing in the kitchen while Hallow leaned against the counter.

"No?"

The angel sighs. "All of us are dating someone right? Were all in relationships?" He puts a hand on his hip.

Hallow nods. "And Fear isn't? Why would that be a problem?"

"I feel horrible! He was to see all the happy couples while all he has is his books!" Cupid groans. "He sees us cuddle and laugh at dumb things and he's just.. There!"

"Cupid, I'm pretty sure he's fine vwith being alone. You've said yourself you don't need a relationship to be happy." The vampire rest a hand on his boyfriends shoulder. "You don't have to worry so much."

Cupid sighs with a pouty frown. "But what if he's lonely? What if he sees us all happy and he cries himself to sleep!?"

Hallow pulls him into his chest. "Baby you vwatch vway too many movies. But if it makes you feel better I'll help you out."

The Angel smiles and hugs him back with fluttering wings. "Thank you!"

The Halloween incarnate kisses his forehead. "Anything for you."

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"Now Fear we're just going to ask you a few questions!" Cupid smiles, sitting at his desk with Hallow standing behind him.

"Is that a pipe cleaner?" Fear asks, looking at the poorly made halo above the vampire's head.

Hallow crosses his arms. "Vwe're the ones going to ask the questions sir."

Cupid opens up his matching book, holding a pink gel pen with a smile. "Now, simple question. What are you attracted to?"

"Who cares about looks? Isn't it about personality?" Fear replies, crossing his legs and adjusting his glasses.

Cupid tilts his head. "Um yeah? But what's your sexuality?"

"Sex is nothing but disgusting act humans do to have children." Fear narrows his eyes.

"Okay then." Cupid writes down in his match book.

"How do you feel about our roommate's?" Cupid asks, leaving on his desk with an eager smile.

"Well, you are too short and you're shaped like a female. Pink makes me want to vomit and I think you tried too hard on your outfit."

Cupid's eyes widen as he opens his mouth in shock.

"You've got your work cut out for you." Hallow snickers, only to be hit in the ribs with an elbow.

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"What about romance.. How do you feel about romance?" Cupid asks, bags under his sockets and sweat going down his skull.

Fear lifts a brow. "Its pointless. Such as life, happiness and love are only temporary. Why bother with it at all?"

"Ugh!" Cupid groans.

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"Do you like anyone?!"

"No."

"Ugh!"

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"What about Hallow? How do you feel about him?" Cupid asks, his halo crooked from stress.

"Hallow is an idiot with terrible fashion sense. I don't see what you see in him. Bats are disgusting and covered in parasites with rabies." Fear replies.

Hallow sends the widow a harsh glare with a soft growl.

"And Halloween is over you can take that mask off. Oh wait, my mistake that's your face." The widow chuckles.

"You little-"

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"And Coby?" Cupid lifts a brow, looking over his match book again, frowning at how blank it was.

The spider sticks up his non nose. "Cobra is a spoiled douche, just him being present is enough to piss me off. Reptiles are vile, all they do is crawl on their bellies and eat dirt."

"Well f*ck you then!" They hear from the hallway.

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"Asher?"

"Asher is fine."

Cupid smiles a small hopeful smile.

"He's just a dog. And I like dogs. Even if he does get his revolting hair everywhere.." Fear says simply.

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"Lockheart?"

"He's an asshole."

"Fair enough."

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"Ugh this is hopeless.." Cupid pouts, throwing himself onto the magenta bed, holding the heart shaped pillow in self comfort.

Romeo pat's him on the back. "Maybe some people are better off alone Darling." The incubus sighs.

"Do you want me to talk to him?"

Cupid sighs. "No, I think I've done all I can for him. But maybe you're right. It looks like I've.." Pink tears fall down his cheeks. "I've failed a client!"

Romeo quickly pulls his brother in for a hug. "That's it I'm talking to him! There is emergency chocolate in my drawer, I'll be right back."

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Fear sat at his desk, writing his poems again when his door was suddenly kicked in by stripper stiletto's.

"You made Cupid cry! What the f*ck is wrong with you?" Romeo stomps his way into the room with his tail whipping angrily.

The spider lifts a brow. "I think you're mistaken. I did no such thing."

Romeo picks him up by the scarf, lifting the small monster off the floor. Fear still kept his poker face.

"Listen here Webster, no one makes Cupid cry! I should beat your little ass!"

"But you won't." Fear replies casually.

Romeo sighed and tossed him back onto the floor. "Just be nicer to him! You don't have to be such a d*ck all the time! He was just trying to help you and all you did was be a f*ck head!"

The spider stands and dusts off his trenchcoat, then adjusts his glasses. "He was waisting my time with petty romance questions. I was just being honest."

The incubus flashes his fangs. "Shut the f*ck up. And stop being an ass!"

Romeo walks out of the room with a sassy strut in his steps, his heels clicking aggressively down the halls.

Fear rolls his eyes, sitting on his bed and taking out a book, it had a fake cover.

A pair of eyes looked him over with a shy smile before leaving down the hallway silently.

End..?

Fear is brutally honest, its just how he is.