Human! Misfits x reader.

Jasper is soooo cute omg. But Amour is my favorite. How about you reader-chan?

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Needing a place to stay away from your stressful family, you didn't expect to live with five other guys that would soon begin to crush on you.

Or for them to be protective over your little shy self. One had even threatened the teacher with a knife for giving you a hard time during class.

Or one of them to save you from jocks only to carry you like a princess.

But that's for later, let's see how you met them.

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You sat out on a bench in the park, holding your school bag tightly in your arms, tears slipping down your cheeks.

"Miss...? Is everything alright?" A soft voice asks, it being the cutest you've ever heard, laced with a British accent.

Looking up from your arms you see a short male smiling at you with concern. His curly blonde hair framed his sweet face, covered in freckles.

His violet eyes shined with kindness and concern. He wore a black and yellow striped sweater with fluff around his neck. Black pants and a pair of purple trimmed boots. Two curly antennas perked between his bangs, sky blue insect wings were buzzing behind him cutely.

"Y-yeah.. Just.. Family being difficult.." You sigh, wiping your face with your sleeve.

The blonde hands you a tissue from his sweater pocket. "I know how that feels, the only family I have is my cousin but he's always been a buzzkill." He giggled, wings buzzed as an effect.

You chuckle a little at his joke and smile up at him. "I'm y/n."

"Mari, Mari Gold!" He smiles.

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Mari really was a ray of sunshine, he made you forget about your problems from today. He even took you out to a small cafe.

"Why don't you stay with us until things calm down a little?" Mari asks, taking a bite out of his honeybun.

"Oh Mari I couldn't. I don't want to be a burden-"

"Nonsense! My friends would love you! You're the prettiest sunflower I've seen!" Mari smiles with a tad bit of pink on his cheeks.

"Mari, there you are. How many times do I have to tell you not to run off like that."  A robotic voice asks, his voice being more monotone than anything.

Mari pouts as his antennas fold down in annoyance. "Cyrus! I'm allowed to have friends!"

Turning to look behind you, you saw a very tall male, he had to be seven feet tall at least! His short black hair had a teal highlight. It was slicked back behind his ears.

Metal plates on his pale grey face. His eyes teal and silver as they glared down at Mari with a protective glance.

He wore a sleeveless teal turtleneck with a black sleeveless vest, revealing his one robotic arm. A belt clipped around his waist, wearing black and teal pants. His boots clicking with metal heels.

He was built just right.. Your cheeks flush at his thoughts.

Cyrus walked over to Mari and picked him up by the waist. "I didn't say you couldn't have any. But you're late for dinner and I don't want you ruining your appetite with those disgusting pastries."

"Cyrus! Put me down! I'm not a baby! An you have no taste!" Mari flails his four  arms, hitting Cyrus' back yet he doesn't seem fazed.

"I wasn't built with taste sensors. My tongue is metal you know that."  Cyrus rolls his eyes and turns to leave with Mari in his arms.

"Wait! Let y/n come with us! She needs a place to stay!" Mari argues.

Cyrus lifts a brow and turns back to you, looking you up and down with a judgemental stare. "Why?"

"Just please let her stay! For me?"

Cyrus sighs and pats Mari's blonde locks. "Fine. Only for you though. Come now y/n we must not waste anymore time."

Mari beams. "Thank you CyCy!'

"Whatever."

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After Cyrus literally dragged the both of you to their home, you and Mari sat at the dinner table as Cyrus set the table.

"Your house is amazing. How did you guys get it?" You ask, making Cyrus half smile at you. He must be the one that kept it so tidy.

Mari beams, wings fluttering behind him. "Our mom got it built for us! Since the other one became to crowded!"

"And my room is the best.~ You should visit sometime love, I could make all your stress melt away.~" A seductive chuckle was heard from behind you.

The hairs on the back if your neck stand on end as a hit breath hit your neck. The male behind you chuckles. "Just kidding.~ Or am I?~"

"Romeo please refrain from being disgusting for once in your pathetic life. She is our guest. Leave her be."  Cyrus hisses, with his arms crossed.

A tall male came out from behind you, now that you could see him better it made your heart race.

He wore a purple leather jacket, a short cut sweater, tight leather pants and high stiletto's. His little demon tail swished behind him with its heart tip. Two curled purple horns stuck out from his soft looking lavender hair.

His magenta eyes stared you up and down, he smirks at your blush and waves at you with one of his bat like wings.

"She's cute. Where did you find her Mar mar?" Romeo asks, taking a seat next to you, his seductive eyes making your heart flutter.

Mari tilts his head. "She's a friend if mine! She's going to stay with us for a while!"

"Oooh. Is that right? Well, hello gorgeous. My names Romeo, you'll need to know it if you're gonna scream it.~" He winks, biting his bottom lip.

"Gross."  Cyrus comments, setting the plates on the table. It seemed to be mixed pasta and bread sticks.

You quickly hide your face in your sleeves. "Oh jeeze.."

The incubus beside you chuckles.

Mari lifts a brow. "I don't get it."

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"So, who made this? Its amazing!" You smile, cleaning your second helping.

Cyrus just picks at his food. "Amour did, he's the only person who knows not to microwave cereal with the spoon in it."

"That was only that one time!" Romeo crosses his arms, pink blush on his cheeks as his tail swished like an angry cat.

"Oh, well you should tell him that this was---"

"Tell me what?"

You nearly jump out of your seat at the sudden appearance of a shorter male who was only a head or two taller than you.

His voice was soft yet chilling.. Almost creepy? His pastel pink hair hung to the side, a piece of cloth over his eyes. Two horns parting his rosy locks.

His hands were fiddling with a rather large knife, the handle having a bow around it.

He wore a white tux top with a pink bow tie, red dress pants and low heeled boots. His pale face showing that he didn't get out in the sun much, it being almost a ghostly white.

He had soft feathered wings flat against his back, the tips of the feathers curled at the ends.

"Are you Amour? This is amazing! You're really talented!" You smile, with a slight blush. Feeling underdressed being next to him.

Amour tilts his head and smiles a fanged smile. "Thank you miss. At least someone is thankful." His head turns to Romeo.

Romeo shrugs his shoulders. "What? Don't be so butthurt that my club food is better than your cooking."

A knife goes airborne and barely misses Romeo's cheek, slicing one hair off the side of his face.

Your eyes widen.

Amour simply turns to you and smiles. "So, who's our guest? I didn't think I've heard your voice before miss."

"I-i'm y/n. Mari's friend." You stutter, previously frightened at his skills with a knife. It was still stuck in the wall behind Romeo's chair.

"Mari's friend? Please let me see you properly my dear." Amour's smile widens as the cloth covering his eyes is stuffed in his suit pocket.

His eyes were nothing like you've seen before. The whites being red with golden iris's and white heart pupils. His cheeks flush at the sight of you.

He mutters something in Japanese and quickly runs to the kitchen with his quick and silent steps.

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After dinner, you decided to wonder around the house for a while. Always greeting one of the boys if you ran into any of them.

You failed to notice Amour silently watching over you from behind the furniture. His heart beat being faster than ever at your curious sweet face.

"Enjoying the library?" Someone asks, making you jump and let out a squeak.

"Sorry to spook you!" They say again, and reveal themselves.

A see trough male with white flowy hair sent you a sad smile. Lacking legs and having a ghostly purple tail instead.

He wore a black tux with a black bowtie and a bandage around his throat. A tophat on his head with silver markings under his eyes.

A pocket watch ticking on his hip, his eyes being a light lavender.

"I'm Jasper, I didn't mean to scare you y/n."

You tilt your head at the ghost boy, in curiousity. "How'd you know my name?"

"I was at dinner as well. I just get nervous around company.." He fiddles with his fingers.

"I can give you a tour if you want." He bashfully smiles and the smoke around his neck swirls in pink.

"I'd love to, lead the way."

His cheeks burn a slight red.

You knew you were going to love it here.

End...? Let me know if you wanna see more hooman boi's.