The outcasts are dumb, and get lost in the woods. Why? Why not?

Let's see what happens shall we?

Shipping madness and dumb shit? Yes please!

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Asher hummed as he drove the van filled with the bickering hybrids. Finally they could get some fresh air for the weekend. They left Cyrus in charge.

Fear as usual was the only silent one in the car, but even in the rearview mirror Asher could see the widows eye twitch.

Hallow had fallen asleep over an hour ago, luckily the windows were tinted so no sunlight got to him.

Coby sang along with the radio, head banging his vipers and giving them little migraines.

Lockheart looked like he wanted to punch the gorgon as hard as he could, but was also trying not to and hold in his boiling anger.

Cupid giggled at Coby's off key singing, which only encouraged the gorgon to tone it up a bit and sit up in his seat, raising his voice.

"Excuse my language, but Cobra? Could you kindly shut the f*ck up." Fear hissed, slamming his book shut with a scowl on his face.

The angel looked over his shoulder in shock at the widows sudden outburst. Fear simply rolled his eyes in return.

Asher snickered to himself. "Hey Coby, so ya like sittin' in the front seat?"

The gorgon nods his head, finally sitting back down. "Hell yeah!"

Asher's smirk widens as he suddenly slams on the breaks, causing the snake haired skeleton to launch forward and smash his face and sunglasses against the dash.

"We're here!" Asher announces, shutting the car off and tucking the keys in his flannel.

"Ow my f*cking nose!" Coby whines, blood all over his hands, running down his coat sleeves and face.

The werewolf shrugs his shoulders and steps put of the car. "Next time, wear yer seatbelt."

"F*ck you!" Coby hisses, taking a couple napkins out of the glove box.

Asher chuckles. "No thank you."

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Cupid hummed with a skip in his step as always as he followed the group of skeletons, yet something had caught his eye.

He turns down a small dirt path, leaves and twigs crunched under his converse as he walked.

He stops by a creek, sitting on his knees and begins the pluck the delicate blooms of the tulips one by one.

"Hey, don't vwonder off like that. You scared me a second there." The vampire takes a seat next to him, hands in his lap.

Cupid doesn't reply, continuing to pick the flowers, each of them a different color.

"Hey, Angel cakes, don't you already have enough flowers as it is?" The vampire chuckles, scooting a bit closer to the angel.

Cupid hums in reply, once satisfied with the bundle of tulips in his hands be begins to wove the stems together.

Hallow smiled. "Vwhy do you have to be so f*cking cute."  His yellow eyes lingering on the candy corn ring that the angel had.

Cupid smiles with a soft pink blush. "Why do you have to be so sexy?"

The bats ears stand on end as his skull ignites a bright orange.

The angel giggles and pecks his burning cheek before setting the flower headband on his head.

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"Just because you have snakes for hair doesn't mean you can talk to random snakes on the ground." Fear rolls his eyes.

The gorgon on the ground didn't reply, too busy trying to speak to the garden snake on the ground. It just looked up at him in confusion.

"You do know we left the group just so you could talk to a filthy bottom feeder?"

"Do you underssstand me Mr sssnake? Ow! He bit me!" Coby huffs and gets off the ground, crossing his arms like a two year old.

The snake quickly slithered away into a hole in the ground, Fear scoffed and pinched the bridge of his non nose.

"Are you satisfied?" Fear asks him.

The gorgon shrugs his shoulders. "Whatever, he was a d*ck anyway. Now, um.. Where did Asher go?"

The widow face palms.

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"Alrighty! Here we are fellas! Make your selves at home..?" Asher looks over his shoulder in shock. Only finding Lockheart leaning against the porch railing.

"Lockheart, where did everyone go?"

The fallen angel let's out the smoke of his cigarette and rolls his eyes. "How should I know? Maybe if your head wasn't so far up your ass, maybe you'd find them."

The werewolf huffs and sets the various backpacks down on the porch. "Great. Listen, you stay here in case any of them find their way back. I'm gonna go look for em'."

"You do that, I'll make a fire since it's going to be dark soon or some shit. See ya later ya fuzzy f*ck." Lock replies with a half wave as the werewolf runs back into the forest.

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Cupid laid on his back a soft smile on his face as he laid in the meadow of flowers. The vampire next to him let's out a yawn.

"Hallow, you really need to stop sucking ghost d*ck." Cupid teases, elbowing him in the side.

Hallow snickers. "I vwas yawning. Jasper isn't even my type." He lays next to the angel with his arms behind his head, eyes flickering in the dark.

A wing pulls the angel closer to the vampire. "Besides I've got you to satisfy my svweet fang.~" He winks.

The angel beside him blushes and playfully punches him in the shoulder. "Shut up!"

"Are you two going to fook or not? If not, we really need ta get back to the cabin." An Irish voice startles the two of them.

Cupid squeaks and quickly sits up with a very pink face. "We were not! We were just enjoying the country air!"

The werewolf snickers. "Sure ya were. Now come on, I'll lead ya back but then I've got ta find Fear and dumbass."

Hallow frowns and helps Cupid get back on his feet. "Vway to kill the mood."

There that stupid smirk again. "You're welcome!"

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"Please remind me, what the hell are you doing?" The widow asks, looking up at the gorgon in the tree above him.

"I'm trying to see if they lit a fire or something! Sssso we can get back! Or maybe some hot chicks camping!" Coby replies, trying not to fall as he climbed up higher.

"You're disgusting." Fear says with an eye roll.

"Shut up Fear! You're just jealous that all the ladies want my king cobra and you don't get any!" Coby snickers, nearly loosing his footing again.

"Is sex all you ever think about?"

The gorgon nods. "Uh, yeah? What guy doesn't?"

"Me."

Coby slides back down the trees trunk, his boots making a soft thud on the dirt. "You're weird. Are you sure you're even a dude?"

The widow scoffs. "Of course I am, what do you want to look?"

"Eww no!"

"Because if you did, I wouldn't hesitate to rip you to shreds and leave you to the coyote's." He narrows his violet eyes at the gorgon with a frown.

"That'sss not concerning at all..I just think you're weird. Why do you eat people anyway?" Coby asks, hand on his hip.

The widow sighs. "If you must know, its because I don't want them to leave me for anyone else. If I can't have them, no one can."

Coby's green eyes widen. "Dude.. I didn't take you as a yandere. You and Amour should date or sssomthing."

"There ya are. Thanks for babysitting for me Fear." Asher chuckles, stepping out of the bushes with his arms crossed.

The widow shakes his head. "You have no idea how much I wanted to kill him."

"I don't blame ya." Asher agrees with a smile.

"I sssuddenly feel unsafe." Coby says nervously, following after them.

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Finally with all six of them at the cabin, they all sat around the fire Lockheart had started twenty minuets ago.

Fear remained silent, glaring daggers at the snake haired skeleton the whole time as Asher told campfire stories.

Cupid sat in Hallows lap, making smores for everyone, he passed then around the fire with a smile.

"That reminds me, Asher how did you find us?" Hallow asks, turning his head.

Asher shrugs his shoulders. "I could smell ya, perks of bein' a werewolf I guess." He winks.

"Plus, Cyrus did put trackers on ya in case ya did get lost." Asher continues.

Each of their eyes widen, which only causes the werewolf to laugh even harder.

End! Idk I'm bored.