Basically what happened when the misfits first moved in with each other!

Art by -UwU101-

Your girl is bored and wants to write something, I'm trying to give my right thumb a break from Mario kart. XD

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Cupid paced back at forth, his arms behind his back. "We're going to run out of rooms at this rate.."

"I don't f*cking want him here!" Lockheart complains, sitting on the leather couch with his arms crossed.

Creator rolls her eyes. "Their you're brothers, do you both have to be such a pain in the ass? Besides I've got a place for them."

Cupid stops to face her. "You do?"

She nods. "They left hours ago, I'll be leaving to check on them here soon. But shiny hunting is more important." She winks, leaving the room with a ds in her hands.

"I wonder how their doing, Romeo and Amour living together?"

"Who gives a shit. They'll be fine."

Cupid narrows his eyes. "Even if Amour has tried to kill Romeo before? Don't you remember the Christmas party?"

"A little blood never hurt anyone. Its his fault anyway for being a dumbass."

Cupid facepalms. "He almost bled to death.."

"So?"

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"Cybaby can you be a dear and carry my things?" Romeo asks, posing seductively on the couch.

The android lifts a brow. "No. Carry you're own shit. I'm not your f*cking maid. Go f*ck yourself."  He growls, arms already full of boxes, some his a few Mari's.

Speaking of the bundle of sunshine, Mari hovered into the living room with a giddy smile on his face. "Wow! This place is great!"

Cyrus smiles hearing the voice. "Creator really has good taste. Mari, why don't you pick a room and I'll help you decorate?"

Mari squeals, running over and grabbing Cyrus' hand, and yanking him down the hallway.

Romeo giggles. "Aww cute, the big bad robot talks big game, but he's just a blushing mess around the fluff ball."

"Shut the f*ck up or I'm breaking your ribs."  Cyrus said over the speakers in the house.

"Odd isn't it?"

Romeo flinches from the voice, quickly sitting up strait as the angel in white stepped in the living room.

Amour stood facing the way Cyrus and Mari went with a smile, his arms down his sides this time, unbound.

"W-what?"

Amour's head tilts. "Cyrus, he doesn't want to admit it but he likes Mari. Yet he doesn't deny it.. He's such a kuudere."

Romeo shakily nods. "U-m, So Amour have you seen J-jasper..?"

The youngest Valentine smiles, reaching into his suit pocket, pulling out the golden pocket watch, it ticked softly.

"I thought you all forgot him, so I made sure to bring him. It was a smooth ride." He grins. "I always thought he was bound to the house, not this relic."

The pocket watch swung on its chain from his hand, a purple glow around it.

"Its a pity isn't it? Perfect murder, in his sleep? Truly a bitch move." Amour chuckles. "I would love to see that bitch burn in hells flames."

Romeo feels a chill go down his back, was that from the ghost? Or his brothers tone?

The room smelled of vanilla and lavender as the pocket watch began to float, Jasper appearing shortly after with a soft smile.

"Thank you Amour, I would love to see that harlot burn for eternity." He agrees, making the angel of blood smile wickedly.

Romeo quickly gets off the couch. "Alright, you two are being creepy as hell and I need to sort my closet... Yeah.." He nervously grins and quickly runs out of the room.

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It took a while after a few arguments, they finally found their rooms and picked one. Decorating could wait, for now.

All five of them sat at the large dining table, Mari next to Cyrus, Romeo across them with Amour sitting next to him.

Jasper didn't really need a chair, but he sat at the end of the table between Mari and Amour.

Moments before he was in the kitchen, it was hard to  believe a ghost could even cook!

(You decide what it is cuz I know nothing about food, except junk food)

"I have already set up our security system so no fangirls make it passed the gate."  Cyrus says, his arms propped up on the table, lacking a plate as always.

Mari had already ate three portions, it had gotten all over his face. "Is there anyway we could have a garden like Cupid?"

Cyrus chuckles and shakes his head, only to lean over to wipe Mari's cheeks with his handkerchief.

Jasper smiles at that. "Of course Mr.Gold, it won't be as big as Cupid's, but I'll help you get started."

The ghost floats up from the table to grab dirty plates. "And don't worry, the house isn't haunted. I checked." He chuckles.

Mari smiles. "Thank you Jasper! When can we start?" He reaches into his fluff and takes out multiple seed packets.

Romeo lifts a brow. "How many things are in there?"

The bee blushes. "A lot of things. I never seem to have pockets!" His extra hands take out even more things.

Phone, small notebook and pen, more flower seeds, change, tea bags? Butterscotch candies?

Cyrus sets a hand on the princes shoulder. "Mari is a bit of a collector. And he loves shiny objects."

Mari giggles. "Its true! I have more just a second!"

He stands up from his chair and shakes his fluff, more things falling onto the dining table.

Rocks, a few acorns, pennies, one of Cupid's arrows, yellow Nail Polish, a bee pin, an earring, charm bracelet.

"I'm a bit of a kleptomaniac." He giggles at their shocked expressions.

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Night had come sooner than expected, it was already dark outside before they had known.

They all sat in the living room, Mari had fallen asleep over an hour ago on Cyrus' chest.

Jasper looked over Amour's shoulder surprised by the gore in the manga he was currently reading.

Romeo snored in the recliner, Cyrus had thrown a blanket over him for.. Reasons.. That skirt was far to short to sleep like that.

"Amour, can I ask you something?" Jasper asks, fiddling with his fingers.

The angel of blood sets his manga to the side and fixes his blindfold to cover his eyes once again. "Sure."

"...Can you help me cover this.. Wound.. I hate looking at it..." Jasper looks down at the floor.

Amour smiles. "Sure thing, just a second." He opens his suit jacket to reveal all of his hidden pockets, most of them held blades, but one held fabric.

Once finding the right one, Amour gently wraps it around the ghosts neck, tying it into a delicate bow, big enough to cover the always bleeding wound.

Jasper smiles. "Thank you, I love it.." He quickly hugs the angel of blood with a lavender blush.

Amour smiles. "You're welcome darling."

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"Why can't we go into the pool?" Mari asks.

"There's a scary monster in there that'll eat you." Amour says casually.

Mari's eyes widen.

Cyrus glares at the angel.

All of them unaware of the monster grinning at them from the poolside.

End! :3 Hope you enjoyed!