Random shit with my boys in the woods thanks to Asher. Yeah idk either, I'm bored.

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Asher hops out of the car and takes a deep breath in. "Just smell that! Its the great outdoors! Can't get anythin' better than that!"

The widow beside him thinks otherwise. "All I can smell is animal waste. Disgusting." He shakes his head.

Coby joins them dragging his suitcase. "Well, I don't gave to worry about mosquito's since Greenie loves to eat them." He chuckles, resting his arm on Fear's shoulder.

"Don't touch me." Fear hisses and shoves him harshly off of him.

"Why does it smell like a shit!?" Lockheart complains stepping out of the car with his hands on his hips.

"Good to know I'm not the only one." Fear mumbles.

"There's wild animals guys, get over it!" Asher rolls his eyes.

"Vwould you all lower you voices? Cupid fell asleep and I don't vwant to wake him." Hallow says, Cupid's small form in his arms in bridal style.

"I'll show ya your rooms, then I'll get dinner started." Asher lowers his voice and takes out his keys to unlock the door to the cabin.

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"Holy shit! You've got a hot tub!? Dude thats f*cking awesome!" Coby  smiles, vipers wincing at his yelling.

"Uh yeah? I got that as a birthday present. Ya know for whenever I need ta relax from my runs." Asher shrugs his shoulders opening the fridge.

"Ever f*cked anyone in one?" Coby asks, his smirk widening.

Asher's ears perk as his cheeks flush. "N-no! Ya nasty! That's not what I use it for! I get in it after I work out! Why are you the way you are?"

Coby shrugs his shoulders. "Eh you're no fun. Whatever, I'm getting in." The gorgon removes his shirt, showing his scaled ribs before leaving the kitchen to the back porch.

Asher sighs, breath shaking as he does so. "...I'm a fookin' virgin.. Why does he have to be so disgustin'?"

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"Did you see that he has a hot tub?" Lockheart asks, turning his head to the spider next to him.

"Yes. Why does it matter?" Fear asks, eyes never leaving the novel in his hands.

"Don't know, was thinking I'd get in it here in a bit. My f*cking back hurts from Asher's shitty car." The horned angel chuckles, rubbing the back of his neck with his free hand. His other arm currently behind Fear's shoulders on top of the couch.

Fear sighs. "I guess I could take a dip in it as well. My shoulder blades have had a kink in them for over a week now."

"Now you're talking!" Lockheart playfully punches the spider in the shoulder.

Fear narrows his eyes at him. "Do that again and I'll end you."

The fallen angel lifts a brow. "Is that a threat or..?"

Violet eyes pierce into his soul. "I don't know am I threatening you? Or am I just kidding? Which do you think?"

A chill goes down his spine and the heartbreaker hops off the couch. "Let's get our trunks then."

Fear nods and stands to his feet, setting his book on the coffee table to follow Lockheart with his arms behind his back.

"Eros?"

"Yeah?" He looks over his shoulder at the widow.

"Do your feet hurt from wearing eight inch heels all the time?" Fear's eyes look down at the studded heels he wore.

"More than you think. I just f*cking hate my height." 

"You and I both." Fear chuckles lightly.

"You're really f*cking creepy when you smile, you know that?"

"Thank you."

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Cupid let's out a yawn, his eyes flickering to life being just as pink as before, just slightly dim do to napping previously.

The familiar scent of pumpkin spice made him smile, Hallow sat next to him with his phone in his hand. He knew that Jack Skellington phone case anywhere.

"Hallow? How long have you been there?" Cupid rolls onto his 'stomach' propping his head up with his ungloved hands.

Hallow smiles and sets his phone back into his jean pockets. "I vwas vwaiting for you to get up. Vwe've arrived at the cabin about an hour or so ago. Asher's making dinner and everyone else is in the hot tub."

Cupids cheeks flush slightly. "You didn't have to wait for me. You could have played poker with Lockheart."

The vampires yellow eyes soften. "Cupid I vwaited because I vwanted too. Besides, you're adorable vwhen you sleep."

Cupid squeaks and hops off the bed. "I- I'm going to help Asher with dinner! Um, thanks for carrying me to bed!" His cheeks burned a bright pink as he rushed out the door, leaving the vampire to laugh.

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Fear sat at the edge of the hot tub, only his legs in the hot water while he leaned back on his arms. He felt many eyes on him.

"What?" He asks, setting his glasses aside so they wouldn't fog up.

"Okay how the f*ck are is your head, feet and hands white but your bones are black? Its cool as hell but how the f*ck?" Lockheart is the first to ask, looking at Fear's ebony yet shiny ribcage.

"I'm a black widow remember? Our body's are elegant and sleek, such as our legs." Fear responds causally with an eye roll.

Coby lifts a brow. "Dude, thats cool as f*ck! But where do your extra legs go? You just had them in the car."

"I have an hourglass on my back. Must I explain this again?" Fear pulls his feet out of the water to stand up and turn so his back faced them.

In the center of his back between his shoulder blades was a vibrant red hourglass, one by one four arachnid legs stretched out of it with little pops.

"Eww! What the f*ck!?"

"Still dope as f*ck."

Fear snickers. "And you wanted to ask. I delivered, now move. I'm cold."

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Asher kept an eye on the steak on the stove as he leaned against the kitchen counter. He had his hair brushed back as to not get any in the food.

Cupid had joined him in the kitchen about twenty minuets ago, Cupid currently stirring a bowl of chocolate chip cookie mix.

Cupid looks up from his bowl to the werewolf across from him. "You really should have your hair cut, you've got really pretty eyes." He smiles.

Asher's cheeks flush. "Um.. Th-thanks Cupid. I've just kinda let it do it's own thing, but maybe it is time I trim it up a bit."

His mismatched eyes notice Cupid's lack of gloves. "And you've got very tiny hands. They're so cute!"

Cupid giggles and pulls his sleeve down to show his right hand. His hand was small with a single heart resting in the palm of it. "Yeah, I know. Why do you think I wear gloves all the time? Thanks Asher."

Asher sends him a nod and a wink before going back to the stove to check the steak again.

Both of them unaware of the small form with it's yellow eyes glaring daggers.

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Once at the dinner table, Asher passed everyone their stakes or the other side dishes they asked for.

Fear sat at the very end of the table by Cupid, Hallow took the seat next to him and kept his eye on the wolf. Coby handed fork fulls of mashed potato's to the hungry vipers on his head.

Lockheart sat next to Asher once ha had finally sat down. With lots of peppers sprinkled onto his food. His horns burned brighter with each one he ate.

Daily banter was thrown back and forth, Fear being the one with the least words. Coby's being the most suggestive as he teased the vampire to no end.

"Oh c'mon pumpkin head, be honest how many dirty thoughts do you have about him?" Coby chuckles.

Hallows cheeks flush as his ears fold. "Can't vwe talk about something else! Please?"

"About who?" Cupid asks, with a cute head tilt which only made the vampire's cheeks flush brighter.

"Y-"

"Nothing!" Hallow quickly interrupts the gorgon with a panic, his hand going over his mouth.

Cupid lifts a brow. "Well, who ever it is is a lucky guy! No matter your sexuality I'll be there to support it! Let me know if you need help confessing!" He smiles with rosy cheeks.

Coby smirks as his fork tongue runs over Hallow's cold palm. The vampire hisses and quickly pulls his hand away.

"VWhat the hell?!"

The gorgon shrugs his shoulders.

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The Outcasts all sat in the living room, Hallow nervously next to Cupid since Coby took up the loveseat with a smirk.

Asher had fallen asleep using Fear's shoulder as a pillow, the widow rolled his eyes and focused on his book, blowing the bangs out of his eyes.

Lockheart sat next to the fireplace with an irritated scowl, pokemon gym can be heard from the gaming system in his hands.

Cupid laid his head in the vampires lap as he went through his emails on his cell phone, enjoying the coldness of the Hallows bones.

Hallow's cheeks flushed a candy corn orange and yellow as he avoided eye contact and tried to focus on the movie playing.

Coby snickered at the two of them. "Aren't they cute? They're gayness is contagious! Lockheart kiss me!" He rolls off the couch to hug the fallen angel.

"What the f*ck!? Get the f*ck off me! I'm trying to beat Raihans ass!" He hisses, using his heels to keep the snake headed skeleton back.

End.! Idk I'm bored af and wanted to write something.