In which Romeo has to stay with the Outcasts for a while.

I don't really know, I wanted to write something today.

Enjoy our sassy demon baddie!

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The angel hummed to himself as he dusted the shelves, his wings fluttering behind him to keep him off the ground.

"I thought we had a maid for that?" Fang asks, eyes never leaving the tv screen.

"Oh. We did, but I have no idea when that books going to be continued." Cupid replies with a shoulder shrug.

"...wha?" Fang lifts a brow.

"Never mind. Just okay your stupid game." Cupid huffs, hand on his hip.

"Fang, you better not be staring at my boyfriends ass or I swear I'll kick your ass into next week." Hallow warns, plopping himself on the couch.

"Hallow I'm not your boyfriend." Cupid scoffs, finally landing on his feet to set the duster down. "And I don't have an ass."

"That's vwhat you think." Hallow winks.

The angel rolls his eyes. "Whatever. I'm going to start lunch. Want anything specific?"

"Chicken wings!" Asher's voice yells from the upstairs hallway.

"Okay.. Chicken wings it is." The angel shrugs his shoulders and pitter patters his way into the kitchen.

"What are you d*cks watching?" Lockheart asks, stepping out of the dining room with a sucker between his fangs.

"Ghost hunters." Fang replies, propping his legs up on the table.

"Seriously? All that shit is fake you f*ck shit."  The imp rolls his eyes and stomps his way up stairs.

"Then how do you explain Jasper then smartass?" Hallow calls after him.

"Kiss my angry ass bat bitch." He yells back from the top of the stairs.

"What an asshole." Fang comments, causing the bat to snort loudly.

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'Knock knock'

"Hallow can you get the door?" Cupid calls out, leaning through the kitchen doorway.

"No problem cupcake." Hallow snickers, standing up and walking over to the door.

Fang lays over the couch, taking up the space where the bat was sitting before.

The vampire opens the door and his eyes widen. Finding a skimpy incubus grinning up at him. "Hello bat boy, miss me~?"

Hallows cheeks flush. "Cupid! Its for you!" He quickly turns away from the door and runs into the kitchen.

"What?" Cupid sighs and walks out of the kitchen with his arms crossed. "What is it now?"

Romeo stepped into the living room with his hip out while he stood with his arms crossed. Long tail swishing playfully behind him. "Hey big brother."

"Oh no. What did you do this time?" Cupid asks him, lifting a brow.

"Oh cc, I'm hurt~! Why would you assume.. You're not buying are you?"

The angel shakes his head. "No, not at all. You're a horrible liar."

"Fine.." The demon huffs. "Cyrus kicked me out for hitting on Mari."

"Why am I not surprised? How long?"

"... A week."

"Alright. You know where your room is." Cupid turns on his heel and walks back to the kitchen.

Romeo smiles. "Thanks pinkie~! Now.. Fang, be a dear and carry my bags won't you?"

"Huh- ugh!" The gorgon groans when a stack of suitcases gets thrown on top of him.

"Thanks baby." The demon winks, and with a hip sway he makes his way up the stairs.

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A soft knock on the door causes the spider to lift a brow. "Come in."

To his horror, he's blinded by the shimmering sequins on the Incubus's top. "Hello itsy bitsy! Just the boy I wanted to see.~"

"Die." Fear mutters, narrowing his eyes.

"Oh, why so negative my little book worm?" Romeo grins, and sways his way over to the spider.

"You're a sex crazed fiend." Fear crosses his arms.

"Honey, I am not. I'm just proud of how I look~ If you smiled more you'd know what it would feel like.~" The demon giggles, poking the spiders hourglass.

"Smiling has no purpose." Fear frowns, eye twitching from being poked on the forehead.

"But you'd be so cute if you just-"

"F*ck off. And get the hell out of my room before I rip your tail off and hang you with it!" The spider hisses, bearing both rows of his teeth, his eyes going dark.

Romeo puts his hands up. "Damn. I can take a hint." The incubus struts out of the room only to have to door slam harshly behind him.

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The imp had his usual scowl as he folded laundry. Six baskets waited to be filled, only Fear's had little clothing in it.

But, something catches the imps eye. Something cheetah print?

He lifts it with his right hand and lifts a brow while staring at it. "What the f*ck is this..? I know ma isn't wearing this shit.."

"Oh, that's mine."

"Gah! What the shitting ass!?" Lockheart jumps at the sudden voice.

Romeo stood in the doorway with a purple crop top, with a pair of black ripped short shorts.

"Well what the hell is this? A belt?"

"No its a skirt dumbass."

"Look how short it is!"

"And your point?" Romeo asks with a stare similar to Fears. He takes the skirt from his brother and folds it over his arm.

"Don't do my laundry." Romeo huffs.

"..then what the shit is this?" Lockheart asks, holding up something leather with buckles.

"That's a top."

"Romeo. No. Its a f*cking string."

"Its lingerie."

"Ew!" The imp quickly drops it on the floor.

"Be glad you don't have to fold my underwear, because I don't wear any." The demon giggles picking up the top.

"You're f*cking weird."

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a pair that fits these thighs? Toodles Locky~!" Romeo waves playfully as he struts out of the room.

The imp shivers and let's out a gag. "F*ck this. I'm never doing laundry again."

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"Why do you have two tongues?" Asher asks, as the demon brushed his hair.

"Do you really want to know?" Romeo asks with a chuckle.

"... Actually no-"

"Its because I'm a two faced bitch." The demon pats the wolf on the shoulder.

"Oh. That's not what I thought..." Asher trails off before shaking his head. "Never mind."

"Dirty minded are we? I do tend to have that effect on people." Romeo giggles, using his long claws to fluff up the wolfs grey locks.

"Cupid did say you got kicked out by Cyrus.. What for?" Asher asks, changing the subject.

"Oh, I was trying to help Mari figure out his sexuality. And Cy didn't approve."

"Pfft. Did ya find out anythin.'?"

"Mari might be bi curious. But, I think he's too oblivious to know anything yet." The demon sprays the fluff with hair spray.

"What about me?"

"You're straight honey." Romeo steps back to admire his work.

Asher smiles at his reflection. "What about Jasper then?"

"Victoria was a forced marriage. He's gay for Fear." Romeo hands him a comb.

The wolf brushed his bangs out of his eyes. "Really? I had no idea."

"Being a incubus comes with its perks." Romeo rests his hands on his hips. "Now, have fun at that dinner doll. And thanks for the gossip." He winks.

Asher waves as the demon leaves.

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"Did you all enjoy my stay?"

"Die." Fear mutters.

"Thanks for the make over!" Asher smiles.

Hallow stayed silent, standing next to Cupid.

"Try not to get kicked out again okay?" Cupid says, hugging his bother.

"No promises." Romeo grins pinching the angel's cheek.

"Bye locky!" He waves.

"F*ck off." Lockheart replies with a middle finger raised high.

Cupid shuts the door behind him and turns to the other five skeletons. "...no more visits."

They all nod their heads in agreement.

End.! Idk I'm bored.

I hope you enjoyed!