As always these are my favorite chapters.

This one includes some new boys.

Remember the three I had you all vote for?

Enjoy!

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Igniter: Octavian, why are you so sad? There is so much goodness in this world.

Octavian: I don't know Igniter, why do you have asthma? When there's so much air in the world!

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Oscar: Hey, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Bryce:....seven?

Oscar: pfft. No! Tentacles!

Bryce: ...I f*cking hate you.

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Aster: Who ate my f*cking carrots!?

Chris: Pfft..

Aster: What's funny!? Who ate my f*cking carrots!?

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Fang: You better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette-

Lh: *bitch slaps him*

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Fear: How many sides does a triangle have?

Mari: Bagels!

Fear: Very good. Do we all see how he got bagels?

Flurry:....No?

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Lh: *strums guitar* I hate myself! Oh I hate myself!

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Hallow: What are you doing?

Cupid: Oh, nothing just shaving my piano!

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Romeo: What's up guys, recently I got surgery on my d*ck! So now it.. Um.. It can do my homework for me!

Lh: What the f*ck.

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Mari: Yo do you dare me!?

Fear: ...Why would you ever do that?

Mari: Alright! Fine! *jumps into ceiling fan*

Fear: *facepalms*

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Scarlet's boss: Hey dude, last weekend I uh.. Uptown f*cked your girlfriend. I didn't know how to tell you.

Lh: Its okay, I love that song.

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Fear: Okay class, today Fang has to eat this boot.

Fang: But.. I don't want to eat the boot.

Fear: Then you all fail.

Hallow: Oh come on!

Lh: F*ck you Fang!

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Mari: Hello, my names Mari!

Cyrus: *car horn*

Mari: ....What the f*ck.

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Lh: Romeo, your vines are f*cking stupid.

Romeo: Eros, shut the f*ck up.

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Lh: Heat the oven to 350 degrees, hmm.. How about 351!? One cup of water? One cup of gin. Three while eggs? I'm gonna add three whole pretzels.

Cupid: Get the f*ck out of my kitchen.

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Nikolai: ~We can speak to each other in our minds.~

Kage: ~So we'll be in each other's heads forever?~

Nikolai: ~Exacly. Bitch.~

Kage: oh no.

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Chris: Hey guys family announcement. I just changed my birthday to today so...

Gael: Its f*cking Christmas.

Chris: Really? You're going to be a d*ck to me on my birthday?

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Amour: Mom on blind!

Artsy: Its just the blanket again sweetie.

Amour: Oh.

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Lh: Hey Cupid, what chu got there?

Cupid:..... A cup?

Lh: You bet your f*cking ass its a cup!

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Fang: I haven't showered since last year-

Romeo: Ew! Bitch!

Fang: I was joking-

Romeo: EWW!

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Artsy: I don't care what they say about you Fang, you're a good kid.

Fang:...What do they say about me?

Artsy: Come on, you're a little bitch.

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Mari: *eating a banana*

Romeo: Is that your d*ck?

Mari: No! You f*cking idiot!

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Eclipse: Nik! There's a monster under my bed!

Nikolai: Eclipse, there is no such thing as-

Kage: Long d*ck style.

Nikolai: Okay, we're moving.

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Lh: Okay, now I'm not going to point any fingers. But Romeo is kind of a hoe.

Romeo: Bitch. Fight me.

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Mari: Cyrus. Amour escaped!

Cyrus: Ah f*ck. Again? How!? F*ck!

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Cupid: Hallow, do you want to go to the dance with me?

Hallow: No.

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Nikolai: If you are here, please speak to us.

Jasper: F*ck you.

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Romeo: What the f*ck is up Cupid! No! What did you say! What the f*ck! Step the f*ck up Cupid!

Cupid: -_-

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Eclipse: *thinking* ~Man I'm hungry~

Nikolai: Yeah me to.

Eclipse: How did you hear that?

Nikolai: ~Hear what?~

Eclipse: 0_0

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Bryce: LETS GO OUTBACK TONIGHT! LETS GO OUTBACK TONIGHT!

Octavian: What's wrong with Bryce?

Bryce: PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE! PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!

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Romeo: That awkward moment when you walk into a room and forgot why you went in there-

Amour: *stabs him*

Romeo: Oh right! I was running from a psycho serial killer!

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Lh: I can't f*cking find it!

Cupid: What are you looking for?

Lh: My happiness.

Cupid: ....Do you need a hug?

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Mari: Look at this live footage of penguins!

Cyrus: Don't you have an essay due tomorrow?

Mari: Shut your f*cking mouth! I'm busy!

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Cupid: Do you know what's in that?

Hallow: Cupid. I want you to take one look at my fat ass and tell me if you think I give a f*ck.

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That's all for now! I'll see you all in the next update ~!