Did I really not make more then one of these in this book yet? I guess not.

Anyway, enjoy!

This one may be a little shorter like me, but I hope you enjoy anyway!

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Holly: Hey I'm lesbian.

Hallow: ....I thought you were American.

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Lh: Hey Cupid, can we go to MacDonald's?

Cupid: Lockheart, I'm making dinner at home.

Lh: I hate this f*cking family!

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Cyrus: That's it! You're in time out, get on top of the lamp! Right now!

Amour: This house is a f*cking nightmare!

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Mari: You know what, I love myself. Even if I look like a burnt piece of popcorn, I still love myself.

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Lh: Romeo is so annoying.

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Romeo: I heard you were talking shit about me?

Lh: What the f*ck!?

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Cyrus: Sir, we have information on the aliens.

Eclipse: Do the girl ones have t*tties?

Cyrus: What?

Eclipse: Do the girl aliens have t*tties!?

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Cyrus: Good credit? Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Are you dead? F*ck it! Ghost credit!

Jasper: I'm gonna get me a Subaru!

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Romeo: Two bros chilling in the hot tub! Sitting five feet apart cuz their not gay!

Asher: -_-

Hallow: -_-

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Romeo: This chicken is as juicy as my ass.

Lh: Who the f*ck invited you here?

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Cyrus: Selfie!

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Mari: What the f*ck is taking so long!?

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Fang: Selfie!

Lh: Get that f*cking thing out of my face!

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Hallow: Selfie!

Cupid: That's a f*cking video you dumbass.

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Romeo: *wearing nothing but his  stockings* Hi~ Welcome to chilies!

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Mari: *juggling bowling pins*

Fang: yo, why is that guy so good a bowling?

Mari: -_-

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Fang: Ayy Yo! Suck my wiggly d*ck!

Fear:... What the f*ck.

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Fear: He didn't invite me to the tea party..

Jasper: Cupid would you like another cup of-

Fear: F*ck your tea! *flips table*

Cupid: 0_0

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Amour: Can I have a rake?

Artsy: Why do you want a rake?

Amour: I want a rake!

Amour: *screams while chasing Asher with rake*

Artsy: *facepalms*

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Amour: Why do you have four arms?

Mari: So I can strangle you four times as hard.

Amour: 0_0

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Asher: Everyone has a gay cousin.

Hallow: Bitch I don't have a gay cousin, wait.. Oh shit, I am the gay cousin! Oh my god.

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Atlas: Has anyone told you, you look like Underlust Sans?

Romeo: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Romeo.

Atlas: Who the f*ck is that?

Romeo: Me, bitch.

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Hallow: *jumps off fridge* I'm gay!

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Mari: Hey Mr fish, do you want a cigarette?

Bryce: -_-

Mari: That's right! Smokings bad!

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Mari: What is that?

Fear: Is that a butterfly?

Flurry: Its me ~

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Artsy: And they were roommates.

Romeo: Oh my gawd they were roommates!

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Bryce: I am the sand guardian, the guardian of the sand!

Octavian: Poseidon quivers before him!

Bryce: F*ck off!

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Romeo/Lockheart:

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Cyrus: What's the scoop?

Romeo: D*cks!

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Lockheart: What the f*ck Richard!

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Cyrus:

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Mari: With my girl!

Charlotte: I'm your cousin.

Mari: I'm just trying to make one vine!

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Octavian: *pours water*

Igniter: Hello?

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Fear: Do you want to go to England? You want to live life in the fast lane? Well.. GOOD F*CKING LUCK FINDING IT!

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Flurry: Daddy?

Chris: Do I look like-

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Gael: Hey Fang, you're no good Fang!

Asher: You'll never be shit!

Gael: You're just like your father!

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Mari:

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Cupid: Lock, look its the good kush.

Lh: This is the dollar store, how good can it be.

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Romeo: This is a f*cking crime. I'm looking sooo good right now and none of my friends invited me out! But you bitches will be seeing me today! Y'all be seeing me today!

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Mari: Like a good neighbor Allstate is there!

Cyrus: What the f*ck!? Bitch you better buy a bicycle!

Mari: You're not gonna help me?

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Fear: The cow says moo, butterfly doesn't say anything, and the pig says you've got the right to remain silent.

Baby Mari: 0_0

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Fang: Can I get a d*ck taco?

Artsy: *slaps him* What the f*ck is wrong with you?

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Aspen:

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Cupid: Happy birthday Fear!

Fear:.... I can't swim.

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Lockheart: Suck a d*ck! Suck a d*ck! Suck a mother f*cking d*ck!

Romeo: Suck a d*ck! Suck a huge or small d*ck!

Cupid: -_-

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Hallow: Happy Halloween mother f*ckers! I'm gonna put my d*ck in a pumpkin!

Cupid: Why do I date you.

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Lockheart: Romeo, Where the f*ck are though Romeo!

Romeo: Bitch I'm right here! What the f*ck?!

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Lh: I talk in my sleep.

Fang: Okay.

Lh: F*ck you Fang! You ugly pool noodle looking mother f*cker!

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(Mari isn't a baby anymore)

Fear: Aww he's such a cutie! Look at those freckles!

Mari: Get out of my face..

Fear: Look at his fluff! Its so soft and-

Mari: Get the f*ck out of my face!

Fear: 0_0

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Artsy: Guys wake up! You're going to Disneyland!

Cupid: oh my gosh really!

Artsy: Yeah! In four months! Hahaha!

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Asher: Sir, step out of the car and put your hands on the back of your head.

Fang: What did I do?

Asher: Bitch, I'm not a cop! These skinny jeans, and this gun is fake! And I got your girl!

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Romeo: I don't do country. What the f*ck is this? Baby lock them doors and turn them lights down low~

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I hope you enjoyed! I'll see you all in the next update!